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What Would You Do As President?

Posted by ScuttleMonkey on Mon Jan 14, 2008 02:58 PM
from the its-got-what-plants-crave dept.
With the elections continually in the news there is constant discourse on what each candidate has done or will do. However, rarely do people get the chance to say what they would do. Here is your chance, you have been elected President of the US (god help us all), what items go to the head of the class and how would you handle them?
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  • well.. (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gangien (151940) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:00PM (#22037856) Homepage
    call up Ron Paul and ask him what he'd do, and probably do that :P. I imagine starting with getting all our military home, would be one of the first few things.
    • Re:well.. (Score:5, Funny)

      by Linux_ho (205887) on Monday January 14 2008, @04:22PM (#22039580) Homepage
      call up Ron Paul and ask him what he'd do

      Now that's leadership.
      • Re:well.. (Score:5, Informative)

        by dave562 (969951) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:24PM (#22038530) Journal
        Don't buy into the smear. Even the President of the Austin, TX branch of the NAACP came out in support of Ron Paul and said that he has known him for 20 years and he knows that he isn't a racist.
          • Re:well.. (Score:5, Interesting)

            by dave562 (969951) on Monday January 14 2008, @04:19PM (#22039516) Journal
            Alright smart ass... If Ron Paul is such a racist, where are Jessie Jackson, Al Sharpton and all of the other civil rights leaders who love national attention? How come all of the people throwing accusations at Ron Paul are white, tie wearing, political types? How come the strongest attack is coming from The New Republic, a neo-conservative online magazine? Why is it that even Wolff Blitzer on CNN said, and I'm paraphrasing here, "You're right Ron Paul, I've known you for a while now and those newsletters really don't sound like your words. I've never heard you say anything like that."?? Yet despite that, why did CNN then turn around and on the Anderson Cooper show, only repeat the allegation and out of 5+ minutes worth of quotable material from Ron Paul, why did they only use the few seconds worth of him saying that he didn't write the letters surrounded by a bunch of contextual spin to imply that his denial makes him guilty?

            The charges are baseless bullshit. The South Carolina primary is coming up. It is being touted as the "indicator of the black vote". Ron Paul has more support among the African American community than any other Republican candidate. It's telling that the information is coming out right now.

            Of course you posted AC. You're a worthless chicken shit who can't even associate himself with the slander that you're throwing around. Go fuck yourself.

      • Re:well.. (Score:5, Insightful)

        by Retric (704075) on Monday January 14 2008, @04:21PM (#22039548)
        This is my personal to 10 list.

        1. Quickly end the war.
        2. Limit military spending to 3 times any other country. (Saving ~428 billion a year.)
        3. Fiber to the home. Every home.
        4. Remove the income limit on SS / Medicare taxes. (It's the #1 reason why the middle class pay a higher tax rate than the super rich and the reason SS is having trouble in the first place.)
        5. Invest in proven solar / wind systems that are close to the break even point. (EX: Solar hot water systems and wind farms.)
        6. Fund mass transit.
        7. Limited universal healthcare (90% coverage up to 10k per person per year.)
        8. Increased regulation of the home lending market.
        9. Limit maximum APR on any form of lending to 15% over inflation so credit card's are limited to around 17.5% APR / year.
        10. Fund ITER and other large science projects.
  • Resign (Score:5, Funny)

    by CrazyJim1 (809850) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:02PM (#22037898) Journal
    And let someone who knows what they're doing operate.
  • Top Three Things (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Mr.Intel (165870) <mrintel173NO@SPAMyahoo.com> on Monday January 14 2008, @03:03PM (#22037940) Homepage Journal
    1) Straighten out the economy. Oil prices, housing slump, and the mess that is the Federal Banking Commission. 2) Scale back the size of the Federal Government and lower taxes accordingly. 3) Get a kick-ass foreign relations team into the embassies and capitals to repair our good name.
  • by Crash McBang (551190) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:04PM (#22037974)
    ... any time I was in doubt as to what to do, President McBang would post the question to Slashdot and use the top-moderated answer for guidance.

    Oh, and I'd ask Cmdr Taco what he thought as well.
  • If I was president,
    I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
    and buried on Sunday.

    If I was president...
    If I was president

    An old man told me, instead of spending billions on the war,
    we can use some of that money, in the ghetto.
    I know some so poor, they use the spring as the shower,
    when screaming "fight the power".
    That's when the vulture devoured

    [chorus]
    If I was president,
    I'd get elected on Friday, assasinated on Saturday,
    and buried on Sunday.

    If I was president...
    If I was president...
    If I was president...
    If I was president

    But the radio won't play this.
    They call this rebel music.
    How can you refuse it, children of moses?

    [chorus]
    If I was president,
    I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
    and buried on Sunday.

    If I was president...
    If i was president

    Tell the children the truth, the truth.
    Christopher Columbus didn't discover America.
    Tell them the truth.
    The truth
    YEAH! Tell them about Marcus Garvey.
    The truth YEAH! The truth.
    Tell them about Martin Luther King.
    Tell them the truth.
    The Truth.
    Tell them about JFK

    If I was President
    [chorus]
    If I was president,
    I'd get elected on Friday, assassinated on Saturday,
    and buried on Sunday.

    If I was president...
    If I was president
  • VETO! (Score:5, Funny)

    by mooingyak (720677) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:05PM (#22038002)
    Veto everything. With exceptions for bills that repeal earlier laws.
  • Two main concerns (Score:5, Insightful)

    by egarff (242535) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:06PM (#22038006)
    First: Honestly, I would do my best to remove our military presence from Iraq (and yes, I know this would probably lead to civil war, but I think its going to happen anyway, just delayed while we're there). Second: I would see if I could get the ball rolling on government insurance (socialist medicine), our privatized insurance system has become the bane of the under and uninsured people in the country, particularly children in those 2 categories.
  • In all seriousness (Score:5, Insightful)

    by earnest murderer (888716) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:06PM (#22038022)
    Quit doing things that make other people want to knock our buildings down.

    Understandably this will make a number of very large corporations unhappy. But knocking a couple zero's off a few dozen people's income doesn't bother me much.

    There's lots of other things I'd do, but this is the big one we've been refusing to make eye contact with for about 70 years.

    If the economy takes a dive, I'll maybe push for a large domestic project rather than invent a war. Maybe an interstate highway syste... aww damn... I'll come up with something good.

    Promise.
  • Simple answer (Score:5, Insightful)

    by SeanTobin (138474) <byrdhuntr AT hotmail DOT com> on Monday January 14 2008, @03:07PM (#22038066)
    In order:
    • Have Ron Paul be my VP
    • Get legislation introduced eliminating the DMCA, Patriot Act
    • Get legislation introduced mandating consumer copyright bill of rights and resetting copyright terms to the term when the work was created
    • Resign, enjoy my retirement, pension & SS protection
    • Watch as Ron Paul fixes the economy, foreign & domestic policy
    I'd try to get the first four items done within the first 24 hours. I don't think I could handle being president any longer than that.

  • 'In God We Trust' (Score:5, Insightful)

    by CyberBill (526285) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:08PM (#22038096)
    I would remove "In God We Trust" as the national motto, as well as removing the "Under God" from the Pledge of Allegiance. After that, I'd put limits on advertising and marketing which are constantly being shoved in our faces. Then I'd make Network Neutrality a reality. I'd pull out troops out of Iraq. Gay marriage would be legalized at the federal level. Basically I'd pretty much change everything. :)
  • by jorenko (238937) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:09PM (#22038112)
    1. Kick off investigations of the crimes of the Bush administration.
    2. Scale down our forgein military presence (not quite to the extent Paul wants to, but significantly).
    3. Do everything in my power to get all of the unconstitutional legislation that has been passed in the last few years repealed (Patriot Act, MCA, etc).
    4. Balance the budget. I would lay down absolute ultimatums that government programs justify their existence and their tax cost to the American people, and cut anything that's not convincing. Maybe I'd even call for a vote on what programs get to stay. We would have to leave taxes at close to current for a few years and pay off our debt, though, I'm afraid.
    5. Not overstep the bounds of my office with signing statements, etc.
  • by Sciros (986030) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:10PM (#22038160) Journal
    Interns.
  • Two words (Score:5, Funny)

    by ProppaT (557551) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:12PM (#22038204) Homepage
    Your mom
  • That's easy (Score:5, Funny)

    by 0xdeadbeef (28836) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:24PM (#22038542) Homepage Journal
    Abortions for some, miniature American flags for others!
  • I know! (Score:5, Interesting)

    by jollyreaper (513215) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:26PM (#22038600)
    That smokin' hot deaf chick on West Wing.

    Oh, I thought you asked "who."

    Let's see, what would I do as president? I think the speech would go a little something like this.

    "Hey, folks, you know how they say there's nothing that gets an economy moving like a war? Let's consider that for a moment. We're talking about uniting the entire nation behind one goal. We're talking about reordering the economy to meet this goal, every working man and woman either directly engaging in the mission or serving in a supporting role. We train the flower of our youth, equip them with our treasure and send them thousands and thousands of miles away to foreign lands, all this effort just to drop a bomb in someone's lap. Could you imagine going to this sort of effort to give that same guy a helping hand, rebuild a house, provide a hot meal or maybe just a cold beer? It's laughable! And what a sad joke we are as a species that we feel this way.

    "So, what's on the agenda for the next four years? We're going to go to war. Not any of this silly war on drugs and terror nonsense, much more effective than the war on poverty. No, we're going to war on business as usual, the way we've always been doing things. We spend $500 billion on the military and what we have to show for it is worth maybe a tenth of that number. Our nation has lost its leading role in science and industry. The solution to these problems is not just throwing money at 'em, the solution is to use that money intelligently.

    "It's a simple truth that centralized organizations are among the most efficient forms of human effort we've ever seen. The Soviet Union's economy fell apart because bureaucrats in Moscow tried to make decisions on how business on the other side of the empire should be conducted. The former genius of the capitalist system was the decentralization of authority to the periphery of the economy, let the businesses make decisions on what they need to produce and how to do it. Efficient organizations succeed, inefficient ones are allowed to fail, their capital and employees and resources free to be used by more efficient enterprises. Folks, the consolidation we're seeing with today's megacorporations is simply a repeat of the Soviet folly. And the growing wasteful bureaucracy in Washington is no better.

    "Government needs to concentrate on what government does best in a 21st century nation-state. Such duties include providing for the common defense, making treaties with foreign powers, providing regulation and inspection of private enterprise to ensure those organizations operate in the public interest, national health care and retirement funds, and conducting basic research in the sciences.

    "Government is not to be a piggy bank for special interests to raid. It is not a cash cow to be tapped by connected contractors who have made big donations to politicians. To that end, all political campaigns will be publicly funded. Anyone money recieved from outside the election funding system will be seen as a bribe and the criminal penalties will follow from that."

    That's just a few thoughts I had off the cuff. I would assume if I ever were president and tried to say something like that, I'd be taken aside into a smoke-filled room and shown that film of the Kennedy assassination, but shot from a view I've never seen before, a view that looks like it's from the Grassy Knoll. "Any questions?"*

    *With apologies to Bill Hicks.
  • by Dystopian Rebel (714995) * on Monday January 14 2008, @04:11PM (#22039374) Journal
    "Ask Slashdot"
    • by sktea (692457) on Monday January 14 2008, @03:28PM (#22038662) Journal

      Take the US mail for instance - it used to be a government ran cooperation, but went under private ownership and saved a ton of money by working for profits.

      Are you high?

      The U.S. Postal Service is an "independent establishment of the executive branch of the Government of the United States," according to statute; it is wholly government-owned and, as such, is exempt from prosecution under the Sherman Act, according to the Supreme Court. I quote from this link: http://caselaw.lp.findlaw.com/scripts/getcase.pl?navby=CASE&court=US&vol=540&page=736 [findlaw.com]

      "The Postal Service has different goals, obligations, and powers from private corporations. Its goals are not those of private enterprise. The most important difference is that it does not seek profits, but only to break even...."

      PUH-leeze. Get the facts wrong, and you're MY meat.

    • by pseudorand (603231) on Monday January 14 2008, @04:06PM (#22039310)
      > I would wonder how I got a few million people to vote for me, despite the fact that I refused to be controlled by special interest groups.

      Wonder, schmunder. Your pondering can be ended with one simple word: diebold.