How Did You Become a UNIX Administrator? 903
"I am an English teacher now but am a techie at heart and spend all my time coding and using various Linux / BSD distros. I figure I am capable of handling a junior position, but most ads I see for *nix admins are looking for several years of work experience (on specific platforms), CS or EE degrees (I have a BA in philosophy) and perhaps years of experience in a specific industry (financial, wireless, transportation...).
I have been told by a couple people that at 33 I am far too old to start ANY kind of tech career (with no previous work experience). Anyone out there with experience to counter that? I know the job market is tough right now, but I am thinking long term."
Oh, that's a short story... (Score:4, Funny)
Simple...I was told to "upgrade the NT servers," so I installed FreeBSD :)
How I did it (Score:5, Funny)
I grew a beard, started wearing only t-shirts and jeans, and developed a surly attitude. The group accepted me, and I've never worked a full day in my life since then.
No, you don't (Score:5, Funny)
Just find a surgeon and get your fingers removed. Now. Trust me, it will be less painful in the long run.
First Mistake (Score:4, Funny)
Ahh - This is your first mistake. Anyone going into the poky comms room meeting the grumpy sysadmin realises that all sysadmins would rather be anywhere else doing anything than what they are doing at that point. Serial murder for example.
Miserable Bastards
Admin fashion tips (Score:5, Funny)
You'll know you're good when you are like a phantom and you're co-workers can't describe what you look like and are too afraid to try finding you.
Re:Admin fashion tips (Score:2, Funny)
Is that from the big bright light in the big blue room?
Practicing to be a sysad: (Score:5, Funny)
2) Type 20 times a day: "rm -fR ~user"
3) 10 reps: "what did *you* do to screw this up?"
4) Stop showering. Now.
5) Smash your pager, claim it was "killed in the line of duty".
6) Pick any given operating system, and develop an intense hatred for it. You will work with this os for the rest of your life.
7) rinse, repeat.
Everyone take two steps back! (Score:5, Funny)
True Story: At my small accounting software company Marlon hated hardware the least so he ended up being the one that called when the
For management style think 'Lord of the Flies', not Harvard MBA.
-Greg
Re:First Mistake (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Oh, that's a short story... (Score:4, Funny)
The right way or the wrong way? (Score:3, Funny)
Me: "I can build the corporate web site. We've got some older PC's laying around here. I have Slackware 1.2, it has a web server. That should do it"
Boss: "I want it to run on NT."
Me: "Why? There are problems all over the place with Windows in general crashing just by receiving a bad packet. Nobody will know the difference."
Boss: "I will know, I want to run NT."
Me: "No. I don't want to spend all my time rebooting the thing, and people won't be able to SEE our website when that happens."
Boss: "It WILL run on NT."
Me: "Fine. Just get me the ad slicks and I'll make them into web pages."
A week later....
Me: "We site is all done. Goto www.xxx.xxx to see it."
Boss: "Great! And it runs on NT right?"
Me: "Nope."
Boss: "GODDAMMIT RICK!"
At that's how it all started....
MCSE - Windows is an advanced version of Unix (Score:0, Funny)
You should consider becoming a Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer (MCSE). Once you know Windows well, Unix is basically an outdated version.
Re:First Mistake (Score:4, Funny)
leave sysadmin experience off your cv (Score:5, Funny)
When I arrived at my current place of work, I admitted to knowing a few linux hacks. Suddenly I'm the sysadmin, in addition to my real job. Now I get to spend hours and hours helping newbies configure their systems, cut ethernet cables, and clean up the carnage when we get hacked.
Don't make the same mistake I did. Never admit to sysadmin knowledge, or you will be marked for life.
Re:Advice (Score:3, Funny)
"lock yourself in a room and lie down for thirty minutes. Once the urge passes you can leave the room"
Re:start at the bottom and work your way up (Score:1, Funny)
It's like the t-shirts SysAdmin Mag sells... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:jeans and a t-shirt... (Score:5, Funny)
//rdj
Re:No, you don't (Score:2, Funny)
I got mugged (Score:4, Funny)
I bullshitted the entire interview including my age.
Re:First Mistake (Score:2, Funny)
First our sysadmin told me het 'hated windows',
now he's complaining he hasn't got any.
Some people are never satisfied...
Re:the hard way (Score:2, Funny)
Just bug other admins... (Score:4, Funny)
Sounds like a great poll question! (Score:5, Funny)
How Did You Become a UNIX Administrator?
o Programming too stressful.
o Some script I got off IRC.
o Told to "upgrade the NT servers" (apologies to Shoten!).
o Read "Tricks of the UNIX Masters" over thirty times.
o That's GNU/UNIX administrator, thank you very much.
o Everyone else laid off, also CEO and Janitor.
o Defeated CowboyNeal in hand-to-hand Nealmatch.
Re:It all began on a fall day 7 years ago... (Score:2, Funny)
MCSE? You mean Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Expert?
Re:No, you don't (Score:4, Funny)
Heh, you hit the nail on the head, pal :)
The real "Ask Slashdot" challenge would be "I'm am ,at present, a UNIX system administrator. How the hell do I get out of this job, but still stay in a computer related field?"
I was shanghi'd into being a UNIX sysadmin for about a year. It was the nastiest experience of my life, especially since I was considered to be the "unix expert" by my non-UNIX cohorts, and was expected to waive a magic wand to get things to work. I developed a whole new relationship with SCSI cables that I never suspected even existed before.
You have to do it the old fashioned way (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Oh, that's a short story... (Score:2, Funny)
You know what happened? They gave me a job doing networking over the summer
HAHA
How to become a Unix sysadmin (Score:1, Funny)
Phase I: Linux at home
Phase II: Linux at work
Phase III: Linux users group
Phase IV: Become 31337
Phase V: Prosecution
Phase VI: Sysadmin
Re:First Mistake (Score:2, Funny)
She had my number (Score:1, Funny)
Re:jeans and a t-shirt... (Score:2, Funny)
And it has an added bonus, too: it forces you to stay healthy so you can keep wearing it.
And you also get babes to look at you...