Intelligent Resume Tools? 40
imrdkl asks: "It's time for me (and presumably a few others) to
start thinking about a career change. With 10 years of experience,
I'd like to be able to customize my resume a bit, to highlight the
experience/education which is pertinent to a given job, instead of
trying to say too much and boring the reader. Are there any tools out
there (non-web-based preferred) which help a person to create a
custom resume based (perhaps) on a small database which contains
relevant work-experience highlights?"
How about this ? (Score:5, Funny)
#!/usr/bin/perl
die "Syntax: $0 [your name]\n" unless ($ARGV[0]);
@job=('webdesigner', 'IT director', 'ASP programmer', 'VB programmer', 'FORTRAN programmer', 'CEO', 'spam hunter', 'CTO', 'BOFH','sp
ammer');
@company=('Microsoft','IBM','Compaq',"my mom's office",'my garage','a classified government agency','X-Files', 'NASA');
print "I, @ARGV, have ".int (rand(15))." years of experience as ".$job[rand(10)]." at ".$company[rand(8)]."\n";
@degree=('MBA','junior high','PhD');
@school=('Harvard','Oxford','Princeton','Bopal University');
print "I have a ".$degree[rand(3)]." at ".$school[rand(4)]." so I am more than qualified for this position.\n";
print "\n\nI must also add that I'm gay, afro-american and have some sort of physical deficiency, and my lawyer is ready to sue your
company for discrimination if I don't get this job. \n\n Thanks and have a nice day.\nSincerely yours, @ARGV\n"