Most Outrageous Vendor Lie Ever Told? 1314
i8msft writes "CIO published a guide on How To Cut Through Vendor Hype. While light, the article did prompt me to wonder what is the most outrageous lie ever told by a vendor? I mean, in person, face to face, preferably with witnesses (boss, coworkers, someone on your side of the fence). Forget press releases, trade show presentations and the like, where they lie like dogs! Specific examples only, please."
We had a sales man from ... (Score:5, Informative)
The guy took it, put in a wood shed out behing his little counrtyu drugstore and left it there for a couple of years until it finally got reposessed and made its way to our software firm where we were programming Wang 2200 machine (in BASIC.
I met that salesman and he was an absolute sleaze.
Talk about selling a pig in a poke.
things _not_ told. (Score:2, Informative)
Fx. when comparisons or references to similar products are made and you assume that it has the same features as the other product. And sometimes features gets the same descriptions but it turns out to be a poor substitute.
Like when a certain software company's whitepapers for a product, claims it can to the same as the competition. When the boss buys it and you get to install it, you discover that it indeed are capable of doing the same things. The only catch is that it is implemented very poorly, but hey, das blinking lights are all in place.
Re:We make a secure Operating System (Score:5, Informative)
Microsoft Lies (Score:5, Informative)
Sun Microsystems (Score:2, Informative)
With the release of the UltraSprac 3 we've solved all of our "ecache bit-flipping cause your machine to crash at random times" issues.
Those silly retail shareware vendors 10 yrs ago (Score:2, Informative)
I'm not actually talking about the companies that made the games (Epic, Apogee mostly) but the actual companies that manufactured and sold the shareware packs on bargain racks in Radio Shack for $4.99 a piece.
It was baloney because if you looked at the screen caps on the back of the packages, they only showed screenshots from the registered versions of the game, while the disk inside was the shareware version (i.e. the one you get for free from BBSs.) This pissed me off so much, especially when I spent my hard earned allowance dough on what I thought was a real registered copy of Paganitzu [slashdot.org] but it was the shareware one I already played.
The $cientologists already have harassed Slashdot (Score:1, Informative)
MS vs Korn (Score:4, Informative)
http://wigner.cped.ornl.gov/the-gang/1999-01/13
Re:HDD Vendors (Score:2, Informative)
1000 MB = 1 GB.
1024 MiB = 1 GiB.
The Win95 rollout (Score:4, Informative)
Yup, it was the literal truth. Anyone who called Microsoft waited on hold, and then, after 59 minutes, they were cut off.
Biggest lie I ever heard (Score:2, Informative)
He told them, "Word." They, apparently, believed him., as they bought a bunch of them.
The Source (Score:2, Informative)
"Convertible free-arm sewing machine
Has 12 built-in, dial-to-sew stitches plus built-in button-holer. Includes 4 utility, 4 stretch, 4 decorative stitches. Built-in blind hemmer-mending stitch. Ask about Maintenancec Agreements. $159.95."
And on the left-hand side, in a white field, it reads "Built-in Buttholer!"
-Waldo Jaquith
[1] ISBN 0-8092-3559-2
Re:We had a sales man from ... (Score:2, Informative)
Then again, i know nothing about the company... but wang, the chinese way, can mean good things (depending on tone, it can mean things like king)
i guess that is one of those culture shock bits...
Motorola "digital" cable box (Score:2, Informative)
Re:EMC - Best Service Company Ever... (Score:2, Informative)
To get their lies out of the way first. I communicated some service problems I have had with EMC to someone I know who is in another company which was considering partnering with EMC. EMC upon hearing of my service woes, promised to these people's face to contact me "before you leave this week". That was actually the second time they had promised to contact me to deal with my service problems. Well, they never even attempted to contact me.
EMC sells a product called "SRDF" which is used to synchronize two Symmetrix EMC frames (or parts thereof) usually over TCP, and keep them synchronized. On more than one occassion we needed to copy a large amount (about 1TB or so) of data from one frame to another over a wide area network. EMC suggested using SRDF. When I asked about the security of the transfer I was informed by a semi-technical (professional services sales) person that SRDF was "completely secure because only another EMC frame could understand our proprietary format." It took me about two minutes to describe two methods by which the data could be caught and understood, a few minutes later I thought of a third way.
In service, my problems with EMC are too numerous to go into here. One of the worst service problems (which was also combined with a bit of a lie) was when we were doing a major change to the EMC frame. We reviewed the change heavily with EMC to try to make sure everything was covered. EMC specifically told us that Veritas Volume Manager would respond well, and that it was fully supported. The change caused a large (> 2 day) outage on the server which was traced back to the change being made online despite EMC's promise that it could be done online. During the aftermath discussion, EMC proclaimed "we do not support Veritas". Even the senior managers who were listening in realized how much EMC was being fast and loose with the facts. (Some of it instead of ouright lying, was leaving out details to make other people look bad and imply that had certain things been done the outage would not have occured, when in fact, they didn't make a bit of difference.)
Computer Speaker Wattage Ratings (Score:5, Informative)
Advertised "250 watt" [amamax.com] computer speakers which weigh three pounds and are powered off a 9V 300mA AC adapter.
P = E x I, where P is power in watts, E is electromotive force in volts, and I is current in amperes.
1 amp = 1000mA. You do the math.
A real 200 watt power amplifier will generally have a power supply with a transformer which weighs at least 50 pounds, and that's *per channel*.
And they use the term "PMPO" - "Peak Music Power Output". Fine, putting aside the fact that this term has no accepted definition in electrical engineering - let's say that those little Taiwanese-made speakers contain an amplifier with a big bank of capacitors to dump out enough current to achieve 250 watts peak. If the power supply to them is only 9V, the capacitors would never get above 9V. If the speakers themselves have a standard nominal impedance of 8 ohms, then we can calculate.
A simple application of Ohm's Law reveals that 9V into 8 ohms could yield a maximum current of (I = E/R) 1.125 amps. 1.125 amps at 9 volts shows 10.125 watts absolute peak. And in real world situations, we must include the on-state resistance of all the transistors in the output stages.
10.125W < 250W. Therefore, they are lying. By a factor of almost 25.
Wattage ratings tend to be utter lies with any consumer electronics, especially car audio equipment and boom boxes. The absolute worst come from tiny little Chinese sweatshops making brands of computer speakers that no one has ever heard of.
My computer's sound system includes a pair of Acoustic Research AR-4x bookshelf speakers driven off a highly modified Sound A-5000 power amplifier. B+ to the output stages is 45V DC derived from a 10 pound power supply transformer, and it does produce a solid and stable 25W RMS per channel into 8 ohms, using a 1kHz sinewave driving a resistive load. And that's the accepted standard for wattage ratings of real power amplifiers.
As a former professional sound technician who has done lead sound for Garth Brooks, Harry Belafonte, and The Three Tenors at such prestigious venues at the SkyDome, I've frequently used 240 watt power amplifiers from companies like ElectroVoice [electrovoice.com], Crown [crownaudio.com] and QSC [qscaudio.com] to power stage monitors on 5000 square foot stages. I speak from experience that running some of this stuff in your house will make your nose bleed. You're not gonna tell me with inflated numbers that a set of $19.95 at Fry's computer speakers will do the same thing.
There's no shame in admitting that a given computer speaker system has a rating of 1W RMS per channel, but idiot consumers just buy the biggest number they can find. In reality, it takes four times the power to double the volume.
Jeez, it's almost as bad as the horsepower ratings on new cars...
"smart-card enabled dial-up access" (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Computer Speaker Wattage Ratings (Score:2, Informative)
Not to say they aren't lying, they are, but capacitors can be charged to a higher voltage than the source using a voltage doubler circuit or a flyback voltage multiplier. Doesn't give you any more power but does trade current for voltage. See this page [geocities.com] for some example circuits.
Re:Computer Speaker Wattage Ratings (Score:3, Informative)
Two mistakes here. First, you said it was a 9V AC adaptor so the DC peak is ~13V. Second, a voltage doubler before the rectifier is entirely possible.
It's not quite this simple with dynamic components (inductors/capacitors/coils). That's why speakers have 8 ohms impedance, not 8 ohms resistance.
There's no need to go to all this effort. You already said the AC adaptor is 300mA at 9V. Sustainable power is therefore approximately 3W. Peak power is an unknown because the internal circuitry could easily store enough energy to give 100s of watts of power, even if only for a short time. Without opening the speaker boxes you can't make any judgement.
Re:CD burning for Audiophiles (Score:3, Informative)
Data CDs and Audio CDs have different encodings. Data CDs use 304 ECC bits per 2048 data bits. Audio CDs use 24 ECC bits per 2352 data bits. Audio CDs can degrade if you record/rip/record/rip multiple times. Data CDs can potentially degrade too, but the higher number of ECC bits makes it much rarer.
1 bit DACs are clever inventions [howstuffworks.com] that avoid the problems with traditional voltage ladders. They are nothing to laugh about.
The coding on a PAL DVD is different [sourceforge.net] to the encoding on an NTSC DVD. This is why R4 vs R1 sites tend to recommend R4 because the higher resolution on PAL DVDs gives you a better picture on decent TVs.
Re:Forgetting hte most important one (Score:2, Informative)
Except that it is not Bill Gates that said that, Cf. a recent Slashdot article.
Funny post anyway
Re:CD burning for Audiophiles (Score:3, Informative)
Audiop CDs are written with less error correction than data. It's just how life is. The reason for that is you won't notice a few bits that are off with a music CD, but binary code that's wrong can render a whole disc worthless.
Think of it this way: ECC is basically a way of encoding data, not unlike compression. With the bits used for audio, you can make up for huge errors but little problems are just glossed over. Data CDs avoid that problem by spending an order of magnitude more bits to guarantee a perfect match.