Do Programming Languages Affect Your Sexual Performance? 579
bLanark
asks: "I've used a variety of programming languanges over the years, but recently started using Java commercially (as opposed to just playing at home). As soon as I was on that Java project, I became a rampant stallion, never left my wife alone, sexually. She even started sleeping in the spare room just to get some rest on some nights! Soon, I was back on C++ (due to a budget cut and re-org). I am no longer a stallion (I won't go into more details!). My theory is that java's so easy, so after conquering an API a day (JDOM, Swing,...) I just came home and carried on conquering. Now, I have to work for a living again, and it doesn't leave much energy. Do other slashdotters have similar experience? Is lisp tantric? Do assembler programmers favour wham-bam-that's-the-end-of-that-non-maskable-inter rupt-where's-the-remote-control-honey-can-you-get- me-a-beer? What's the best programming language for attracting sexual partners? What about Operating Systems? Does MS == S&M?" Does C/C++ dampen your love life? Does Perl please your partner? Can you jive with Java? Inquiring minds want to know.
Losers. (Score:3, Informative)
I went the original root. I've been playing with self.
J/K. We al know that functional language users are so well hung that sometimes they have to use a lisp.
Re:import javax.sex.*; (Score:3, Informative)
but there already is a JSAPI [sun.com]
The Jargon File... (Score:3, Informative)
bondage-and-discipline language n. [tuxedo.org]
It is *not* the sex that is the problem (Score:4, Informative)
Re:Really lame (Score:2, Informative)
If you think that Slashdot is a respectable news source, good for you, but that's not what it's meant to be. It's a community forum for discussion of things that appeal to us geeks, and while this is simple, inane humour it's also amusing.
Perhaps the fact that you're the only one complaining in this story amidst all the people joining in on the joke should tell you something?
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Andy
Re:Really lame (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Uh... (Score:1, Informative)
is at least computer literate - tho they probably won't get laid if
they only run windows.
Depends on the interfaces. (Score:3, Informative)