What Should Microsoft's Open Source Strategy Be? 1010
JWinterboy asks: "I'm guessing that everyone here has a valid criticism of Microsoft's attacks on, and approach towards the Open Source model. To me, that begs the question of what we think would be an "appropriate" reaction from Microsoft towards the Open Source model. It doesn't have a service arm, so IBM's approach isn't really viable. At the same time, non-service related business models haven't fared very well.
What would we like to see Microsoft do? How can it work with the Open Source community, leverage its resources, and still make a buck?"
Microsoft Linux (Score:2, Funny)
Simple (Score:5, Funny)
We'd have the entire source tree in a few weeks. Ready, set, go.
Dancing Monkeys (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Microsoft Linux (Score:4, Funny)
$ whois mslinux.org
Registrant:
SUID Productions (MSLINUX2-DOM)
301 N. Market St.
Dallas, TX 75202
US
Domain Name: MSLINUX.ORG
Administrative Contact, Technical Contact,
Billing Contact:
Sysop (SYS8-ORG) root@MILLIWAYS.NET
Milliways Internet
5601 Santa Fe Trail
Watauga, TX 76148
US
817-485-1115
Simple! (Score:3, Funny)
2. Create a web site to explain the way out of the Unix trap.
3. Host web site on BSD.
4. Remove foot from mouth.
5. Go back to drawing board.
Should? Could... (Score:3, Funny)
a) IBM approach- GPL windows and keep office closed
b) keep everything closed and make GPL illegal by changing the law
c) find a way to crack GPL legally (find/make a hole in it that makes it unefforceable somehow; hey OJ got off first time around
d) buy Linus Torvalds/Red Hat off [perhaps they have already
e) create their own Linux distro add closed source interfaces and stuff office and IE on top
f) abandon the software domain and put their $30+G into other businesses
g) spread out into other applications; move away from the OS
h) Buy off Richard Stallman
i) kill em; kill all of them (order hits on main GPL proponents)
j) who cares? let's just buy a small Island somewhere instead. Australia?
I don't get it (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microsoft Linux (Score:2, Funny)
Driver installs, for example, are a lot easier to do because Windows 'stagnates', or as I prefer to call, sticks to its standard.
You recieve second prize in the contest; you referred to Microsoft sticking to a standard with a straight face. Had you personally stuck to a more important standard (proper use of the English language), you would have recieved first prize: One week in Philadelphia. Keep trying and better luck next time.
Re:Microsoft Linux (Score:3, Funny)
God! You're such a pansy!
You had better be careful, I think God has moderator rights. You might have just thrown your karma right out the window!
Re:Microsoft Linux (Score:4, Funny)
How to install drivers on windows (the more or less insecure way, but hell, executables by their very nature. . .
goto manufacturers web site
goto driver page
click driver
select 'run from'
wait
wait
wait
wish you had broadband (hahah, I do. Yah!)
Click yes
Click next
Click next
Click "I agree that j00 0wn my s0ul"
Click done
enjoy.
Ok so A LOT of clicking is involved, but it is MUCH more intuitive them guessing at WTF you need.
Windows also has the advantage that the WORST that can possibly go wrong is that you have to hit a key at startup and select use last best config. Handy that.
Umm, what exactly IS the worst that installing an improper driver under Linux can do to ya anyways? I know that under the MS system that it USED to be able to cause hardware damage, but that is pretty much none existent now (as windows is far more likely to shit out then go on running hardware with the wrong driver, or it will shitout when some serious incompatability is found, take your pick.
Re:play fair (Score:5, Funny)
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> What are they supposed to do? It's hard to innovate when a standard is set in stone.
"I love the way Microsoft follows standards. .sigs.
In much the same manner that fish follow migrating caribou."
- Paul Tomblin, as seen in USENET, in one of my all-time favorite
Re:Microsoft Linux (Score:2, Funny)
$ whois mslinux.org
Registrant:
SUID Productions (MSLINUX2-DOM)
301 N. Market St.
Dallas, TX 75202
US
Domain Name: MSLINUX.ORG
Administrative Contact, Technical Contact,
Billing Contact:
Sysop (SYS8-ORG) root@MILLIWAYS.NET
Milliways Internet
5601 Santa Fe Trail
Watauga, TX 76148
US
817-485-1115
Milliways? That would be the restaurant at the end of the universe, the "impossible" one (Their slogan being "If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways"). Is this some kind of subtle joke?
Re:Follow Sun's Example (Score:5, Funny)
They're the 'dot' in
rm -rf
Re:Simple (Score:1, Funny)
How Desparate is Microsoft on attacking OpenSource (Score:2, Funny)
"still make a buck" (Score:1, Funny)