Halloween Costumes for 2002? 123
sukottoX asks: "The creepy yet fun holiday of Halloween is just a few weeks away. I'm wondering what sorts of costumes the Slashdot community is planning to wear to this year's Halloween parties (or to trick-or-treating for the younger readers). Looks like this year's big movies, Lord of the Rings, Star Wars, and Harry Potter are gonna be pretty popular. I went as Nick Burns last year (MOVE!). Anyone have some good suggestions?"
I'm going as.. (Score:2, Funny)
Well... (Score:5, Funny)
Nick Burns (Score:2, Funny)
Our Lord (Score:5, Funny)
The best costume I saw was this guy dressed as Jesus. We saw him walking to the nightclub with barefeet and only a white cloth draped around his privates, a crown of thorns, and a life size cross over his shoulder. Arriving at the nightclub, he immediatly got in a heated argument with someone dressed as the devil. He then spent the rest of the night tied to his cross, swaying in the middle of the dancefloor.
Later that night, we were desperately trying to get a cab home.... and we saw jesus walk past, cross over shoulder. "Hey, jesus" I shouted "can you get us a cab???"
Jesus:
"In this town, thats one miracle even I cant peform."
Last year... (Score:2, Funny)
For halloween two years ago I went as a werewolf, with all the fangs, hair etc. I got drunk and tried scaring all the passengers on a bus. Unlucky for me, it turned out that one of them was my mother and she recognised me straight away! One of the more embarrassing moments of my life...
A Pirate (Score:5, Funny)
I'm going to dress up as a pirate. I'll have a steering wheel mounted on my crotch.
If anybody asks I'll say, "Arrghhh... Its driving me nuts!".
I'll be going as ... (Score:4, Funny)
No costume required for me.
Something truly scary... (Score:3, Funny)
SEC inspector (Score:3, Funny)
I would go as an uninitialized pointer (Score:3, Funny)
If I were going to a Geek oriented halloween party I would go as an uninitialized pointer.
You could get away with just about anything you wanted to wear ot not wear. For extra points you could abruptly change costumes or try to wear other peoples costumes. Declaring the beverage area "address zero" and constantly going there or sending others there could be part of the costume.
Of course if you aren't careful people will just think you are just a jerk who forgot their costume, and is drinking all the beer.
Re:"Hi Super Nintendo Chalmers!" (Score:3, Funny)
"I'm Idaho!"
Re:I would go as an uninitialized pointer (Score:2, Funny)
Re:The lion's cage (Score:4, Funny)
I once went as a lion, but I wore a polka-dot shirt and pants, and carried a sign that read "do not feed".
When people asked me what I was, I said I was just carrying the "Sign on the dotted lion."
Another time I wrapped myself in tinfoil and wore a chicken head.
Nobody got that one at all - (Silver Poulet)
Doctors. (Score:3, Funny)
and go around agreeing with everything - or recommending everything.
Re:I will go as (Score:3, Funny)