Company Gift Time Again?

realratso asks: "So it's that time of year again... the holidays. Time to choose the 'company gift' for everyone in our small programming company. We've done all the stuff with the company logo- sweatshirts, t-shirts, travel bags, glasses, mugs, etc. It all seems so boring. Is there any gift which you have received at your workplace that was super-cool, not gender specific, and relatively inexpensive? Something that was really usable and worthwhile that you appreciated, but might not buy for yourself? Maybe a new techno-gadget? (and no, 'just money' is not a valid answer)"

Got it.

[Anonymous Coward]

at was super-cool, not gender specific, and relatively inexpensive?

Anal beads. Seriously.

Hamster!

[L. VeGas]

Cute, cheap, teaches responsibility.
And It has the side benefit that next year the workers will hope you don't get them anything.

Re:Gender important?

[ivan256]

Could you give females one thing and males another or does everyone need to get the same thing?

You like pain, don't you?

Yuck

[SmallFurryCreature]

Most geeks already have problems just washing their clothes. No thanks.

The opposite.

[Trusty Penfold]

Our company just gave us layoffs :-(

I'll bet you haven't tried

[Mordant]

condoms with your company logo on the tip!

Re:Yuck

[Anonymous Coward]

Heh, with a name like small furry creature, you better stay away from the anal bead people, or you'll be washing more than just your clothes. . .

Swingline

[TheSHAD0W]

I'd recommend a red Swingline stapler for everyone. Not only will it keep your employees happy, but it'll cut down on your fire insurance rates!