What High End Unix Features are Missing from Linux? 1264
An anonymous reader asks: "Sun and other UNIX vendors are always claiming that Linux lacks features that their UNIX provides. I've seen many Slashdot readers claim the same thing. Can someone provide a list of these features and on what timeline they might be implemented in Linux?"
I Got One... (Score:5, Funny)
The "dying" feature (Score:5, Funny)
The most obvious (Score:2, Funny)
biggest missing feature (Score:5, Funny)
Who cares. (Score:5, Funny)
Forget scalability and stability. Get a list of priorities. geez!
Re:I Got One... (Score:5, Funny)
how about... (Score:5, Funny)
what features ... hrm ... (Score:1, Funny)
That's what Linux needs. That, or a free RealDoll (tm).
Re:Well of course (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Wrong Question (Score:5, Funny)
Hum. Linux seems to support "coma" all too well on my laptop.
[agree about NUMA]
Re: Unix (Score:5, Funny)
> In fact, he fired an intern who logged in as root.
Shouldn't he have fired whoever gave the root password to an intern, instead?
Jur-Ass-Has-Had-It-Park! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Here is my list (Score:5, Funny)
Did Austin Powers do it?
Re:Hot swappable CPU's and memory (Score:2, Funny)
Re:how about... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:how about... (Score:3, Funny)
The Linux-counter:
A large following of people who resist changing their clothes.
Re:I Got One... (Score:2, Funny)
-Sara
I can't remote manage H/W no matter how I try (Score:1, Funny)
I don't believe it.
Re:Well of course (Score:2, Funny)
Duct tape to make things stop
WD40 to make things go
And if all else fail, a sledge hamer to hide the mistakes!
Re:Well of course (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Well of course (Score:3, Funny)
EXAMPLES!
Such as?
Re:I Got One... (Score:2, Funny)
Maybe they should try to clone the Bourne shell?
Re:Here is my list (Score:5, Funny)
Why are you using Oracle? THe combination of GNU/MySQL and flat files manipulated by GNU/perl on Alpha will do whatever you want.
Ein Zombie, Ein Undead, Ein BSD (Score:4, Funny)
Ein Zombie, Ein Undead, Ein BSD
Re:Here is my list (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I Got One... (Score:5, Funny)