Funny and Irrelevant Program Names? 210
dentar asks: "I got into a conversation with a peer today about funny names we've given programs in the past. I have a small program I wrote for a client called omnihurl whose purpose is to get a summary listing of their last 20 omniback backups and display them. I called it that because I couldn't think of a good name when I wrote it.. It never got renamed. That program is still used every day and is about seven years old. The guy I was talking with had written a backup script named shazbot. A few years later a friend and I wrote a program that was going to be a dynamic DNS type of client and server. I couldn't think of a name for those either, so they wound up being whale and plankton. We still laugh about it. So, how's about y'all? What's the funniest thing you ever named a program? The more irrelevant to its purpose, the better."
Obvious one? (Score:5, Funny)
lipo fat binaries (Score:3, Funny)
*cackle* (Score:5, Funny)
I remember the conversation from my lecturers:
Them: "Come up with the name - you're good at stuff like that."
Me: "Uh.. oookkk... how about Computer Literacy and Information Technology Organisational Relational Information System?"
Them: "That's brilliant! We really like it!"
Me: "Now there's just this one drawback..."
Good one (Score:3, Funny)
So far... (Score:2, Funny)
Think about it.
Debugging utility program (Score:5, Funny)
Come a few weeks later, there's another utility to remove the debugging information. Called, of course, "rebuggery".
Re:*cackle* (Score:5, Funny)
Me: "Now there's just this one drawback..."
What, can't find it? =)
GGB509 (Score:3, Funny)
Modules? (Score:4, Funny)
Software named win-something (Score:5, Funny)
One day we did an analysis tool for the other apps. The marketing departement got as far as actually printing brochures before noticing that maybe Win-Anal wasn't such a good name after all.....
Comment removed (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Good one (Score:2, Funny)
I bet that George Herbert Walker Bush wouldn't find that funny at all. In fact, I would assume he thinks that is already a word.
slashdot (Score:4, Funny)
Once... (Score:2, Funny)
My own tool (Score:2, Funny)
The Super Helpful Information Tool.
All of my programs have the same name. (Score:2, Funny)
I keep 'em straight by remembering filesizes
Do variable names count? (Score:2, Funny)
Dim myXYZ As CXYZClass
myXYZ.DoSomething
If myXYZ.bFailin Then
Before you flame my coding style (lack of proper error handling, using Hungarian notation for class members, etc.), this was a long time ago and I know better now. But the code is kinda funny...
No Joke (Score:3, Funny)
Later on this system was renamed. One of the print production managers thought the best way to visualize how the system works was to use the concept of a tank (as in bucket or trough) that all of our data is thrown into and we can go and retrieve it. So our system is now called the Digital Tank.
This is great except for the fact that tank can mean different things like, 'The project tanked.' Or the project is like a giant lumbering hunk of steel that is soooo slllooooow.
Its funny, we are an ad agency. We have copywriters that come up with award winning commericals. But when it comes to naming our own internal software, we can't think of shit.
Mark.asp (Score:2, Funny)
It later became a joke when we were talking about new projects that would "help" people do their jobs (instead of them manually doing something, the computer would do most of it), causing their job to become redundant and they wouldn't be needed anymore.
Here's one (Score:4, Funny)
Critical Updates (Score:5, Funny)
An oldie but a goodie - xyzzy (Score:3, Funny)
From the Beast itself (Score:3, Funny)
Later they changed "Tool" to "Utility" but we had already laughed at them.
Duh ... (Score:4, Funny)
Most irrelevant software name? Wouldn't that be Microsoft Works?
PIGCOP (Score:3, Funny)
Unfortunately, the Duke Nukem reference would become a curse, as it's still in development, with no specified release date (when it's done, damnit!). It also spawned a slimmer web-based cousin called PORKCHOP, but I'd have to hunt through some documentation to remember what that was supposed to stand for
a program called y (Score:5, Funny)
Well, its function is to print this to the screen: You may as well stop typing now.
rm: remove regular file `file101'? y
rm: remove regular file `file102'? y
rm: remove regular file `file103'? y
rm: remove regular file `file104'? y
~> y
You may as well stop typing now.
~> y
You may as well stop typing now.
~> y
You may as well stop typing now.
~> y
EINE and ZWEI (Score:1, Funny)
I've heard of an editor called EINE (German for One) - EINE Is Not Emacs.
The second version was called ZWEI (German for Two) - ZWEI Was EINE Initially.