Funny and Irrelevant Program Names? 210
dentar asks: "I got into a conversation with a peer today about funny names we've given programs in the past. I have a small program I wrote for a client called omnihurl whose purpose is to get a summary listing of their last 20 omniback backups and display them. I called it that because I couldn't think of a good name when I wrote it.. It never got renamed. That program is still used every day and is about seven years old. The guy I was talking with had written a backup script named shazbot. A few years later a friend and I wrote a program that was going to be a dynamic DNS type of client and server. I couldn't think of a name for those either, so they wound up being whale and plankton. We still laugh about it. So, how's about y'all? What's the funniest thing you ever named a program? The more irrelevant to its purpose, the better."
Satan meets Santa (Score:3, Interesting)
Now, many white hat folks are affiliated with businesses or other groups who don't take kindly to running something called "satan." It looks bad in the company reports, and some take personal offense. The solution?
Many releases came with a utility which simply moved the n up a bit, renaming the built executable as "santa." :)
Don't forget Squid (Score:3, Interesting)
Always, I hate naming things (Score:3, Interesting)
The only place I really spend time thinking about names is when I'm creating an API that other people need to use as opposed to a script that people use whole. Then I try to make the function name describe what the function does and if there's and if there are similar functions which use different argument types the argument as well.
We've got a ton where I work... (Score:5, Interesting)
I wrote the backup/restore code, after calling backup "backup", I decided restore would be called "unbackup". =)
We've also got "spank" (it restarts everything, someone off-the-cuff had mentioned spanking the appliance after it was behaving badly).
I've also got a wrapper for forking processes in a way that matches up with the rest of our startup called "forkme".
Hrm, what else. Oh, yeah, one to remove everything in the database "smokingHole". And to get a list of understood SNMP traps, you would run the "trap-yanker".
Unix is full of them (Score:4, Interesting)
The pager 'less' of course is a pun on the old pager 'more'. And let's not forgot that the name Unix was chosen to replace an existing OS called MULTICS.
CP/M's debugger (Score:4, Interesting)
Unwise.exe (Score:3, Interesting)
Anyway, if you don't know what it is, many people seem to think it's a virus or something (and it didn't help when Norton identified it as one).
Computer name (Score:3, Interesting)
Not a program, I know but...
Obligatory, but . . . (Score:3, Interesting)
I love Nero burning ROM. What a brilliant name, with an icon of the Colosseum afire too.
Personally, when I got a job due to my knowledge of C++ and ended up coding in VB, I started making functions of AllYourBaseAreBelongToUs and SomeoneSetUpUsTheBomb. I gave up though as they're difficult to spell and remember. They were only called twice and still played hell.
I learnt from this two things.
(a) It's not big
(b) It's not clever
But it's so funny when you're working and you're bored shitless.
How about a domain name? (Score:2, Interesting)
I used to own trav.com, which in and of itself makes sense, since Travis is my name. However I got quite a few random emails from people in Sweden who visited my site. "Why Sweden?" I kept asking myself. Then I found out...
In Swedish, "trav" roughly translates to "trot." A popular sport in Sweden is horse racing, but the kind where the jockey rides in a small carriage behind the horse. This is known as "trotting." So fans would check trav.com expecting a horse racing site.
I had used an irrelevant name without even knowing it! Pretty funny huh??
OK maybe you had to be there.
Travis
P.S. Can anyone who knows Swedish language and culture verify any of this?
Re:Obvious one? (Score:2, Interesting)
DMR: So fsck was originally called something else.
Q: What was it called?
DMR: Well, the second letter was different.
Dennis M. Ritchie, Usenix, June 18, 1998.
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Re:biff (Score:3, Interesting)
TWAIN (Score:4, Interesting)
Technology Without An Interesting Name.
worth a chuckle.