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Improving Company Morale? 615

Undaar asks: "I work as a developer for a web development company. We were pretty hard hit (as were many companies that do what we do) by the "economic down-turn". The company went from over 500 people to under 200 in under two years. It's more stable now, but people are consistently laid-off. Consequently people feel like they always have to look over their shoulder to avoid getting fired. Most lunches are spent complaining about lack of enjoyment/challenge from the job and the fact that upper-management seems not to understand what we do. Employers: what have you done to improve employee morale in your company? As an employee, what can I do to improve the morale in the people I work with? How can I make my work environment more enjoyable? What kind of constructive suggestions can I take to management so that they can help improve the situation?"
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  • How not to do it... (Score:5, Interesting)

    by technik ( 86834 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:17PM (#5574377) Homepage
    Two years ago I wrote this: Management Techniques of the Bottom 95% of U.S. Corporations [lonsteins.com].

    Just take all the advice and reverse it. :)
  • Similar situation (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:18PM (#5574379)
    I'm in a similar situation. Our company has had some layoffs, nobody who was a valuable employee in engineering was laid off, however.
    Our management is bad, their management is mediocre, and the management at the top is terrible.

    How do we fix our morale?
    The one thing which has helped me is realizing that management isn't always the enemy. Some of them are stuck in the same shitty situation as you, the engineer, are. Others are trapped by their own management. And yes, some of them are just rotten, but don't blame the messenger, but usually, don't blame his/her boss either!
  • by yellowstone ( 62484 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:22PM (#5574398) Homepage Journal
    You can start by getting over the idea that your morale is the responsibility of the company.
    Most lunches are spent complaining
    If you spend time complaining, you will invariably find plenty to complain about.
    about lack of enjoyment/challenge from the job
    Enjoyment and challenge on the job is not something that is pointed out to you; it is something you must find for yourself.
  • What not to do (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Fjord ( 99230 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:24PM (#5574414) Homepage Journal
    It's going to be very hard in your present situation. A ping pong table or lunches aren't going to cure the problem: that you've been laying off in stages, causing people to believe that more stages are yet to come. My only suggestion is to open the books a lot, to let people know that you are cash flow positive and that they don't have anything to worry about. If you aren't cash flow positive, then make another cut, but cut very deeply, deeply enough to get the company in a survivable state, and then open the books.

    If you can't cut, then you'll need to readjust salaries. DON'T OVERPROMISE. Don't say things like "you'll take a cut here, but when things get good you'll get this kind of bonus" and then later make projections like "we'll be doing well by 3Q03." People remember this shit and when you don't follow through, every promise you make is suspect.

    If you don't do something drastic, what will happen is this: the best developers will find a new job fairly quickly for today's economy (about two months). You'll be stuck with the worst ones: the inarticulate, the inexperienced, and the difficult to work with. And then your company will really suffer.
  • Alcohol (Score:5, Interesting)

    by e1en0r ( 529063 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:25PM (#5574418) Homepage
    No, seriously. That really helps at my company. Granted, it's only a small company of around 30 people, but every last Friday of the month (and occasionally others) they bring us beer and sometimes margaritas. Everyone hangs out in the kitchen and lets off some steam and it really does help. There's usually leftovers too, so my friend and I sneak back there about 15 minutes before quitting time on other days and have our own little party. Several times the owners have walked past on the way to the bathroom and occasionally they join us.
  • Workplace democracy (Score:5, Interesting)

    by da ( 93780 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:25PM (#5574420)
    I read an article about 10 years ago which was about some guy in Brasil, I think it was, whose rubber company was about to go down the toilet financially. So he went to his workforce and said "Here's the situation - we're up shit creek financially, either I make half of you redundant, or we take half pay, until the situation improves - you decide" and put it to the vote. The workforce apparently decided on the half pay option, but productivity soon improved and they could afford to pay their old salary. The guy went on to experiment with introducing worker democracy on a wide scale - salaries, job descriptions etc. and apparently the company became very successful. I've always thought that sounded like an interesting idea, has anyone else heard of this?
  • freedom (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Joe the Lesser ( 533425 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:30PM (#5574464) Homepage Journal
    Perhaps your company already works this way, but my company gives it's workers a lot of freedom. I come in and leave as I please, with no fear of reprisal. This leaves me relaxed in the office, and I have never resented by bosses because of it.

    Another tip is to take your co-workers out to a bar ;)
  • Hmmm... (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Squidgee ( 565373 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:34PM (#5574481)
    Well, considering you most likely have a small quantity of money, token gestures may be required.

    First off, I'd _allow_ and/or _encourage_ Geek activities (This _is_ a Geek workforce we're talking about, no?). Say, maybe you could have an after hours LAN party? And of course you'd need to allow /.ing, etc, during work hours. of course, not to excess.

    Also, assure the rest of them (Falsely or not) that their jobs are secure, that the company needs them, etc etc. THis tends to be important. Also, reward productivity. Maybe $50 for a good worker? Not expensive, but it will boost moral.

    Hope this helps!

  • by taliver ( 174409 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:35PM (#5574485)
    When a boss needs to cut things to show he's ding things to keep costs under control, he invariably heads for 'the little things' first. Like that espresso machine. Or the supply of bottled water. Or Mountain Dew. In many cases these are what employees will consider made the place 'livable', and when the perceived quality of life drops, morale soon goes out the door as well. Especially when all the old guys tell all the new guys "Back in the day we had blah-di-blah blah"
  • by vwpau227 ( 462957 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:37PM (#5574495) Homepage
    I think the key to enjoying work is to love what you do. I work for a startup and absolutely enjoy what I do, which includes creating, designing and documenting wireless communications systems. Sure, the pay could be better, and sometimes I wish that the company was better funded, but I think what I get from work is more than just a paycheque. I get to do things that I want to do, and work on special projects where I see I can make an impact. And that has made all the difference.

    So what can employees do to make their working experience beter? How abou finding opportunities in your own position where you can make a contribution. How about finding a different job that you like and where you can do what you want to do? If there aren't any positions around, find new opportunities for your skills and experience and start your own business. Everyone has special skills and knowledge that are applicable to the marketplace. The important step is finding and indentifying these opportunities.

    I figure I've been quite lucky in the grand scheme of things to be where I am, and I acknowledge that. However, I think that we all can do our part to find work that is stimulating and rewarding.

    Kahil Gibran in his piece "The Prophet" wrote that "Work is love made visible. And if you cannot work with love but only with distaste, it is better that you should leave your work and sit at the gate of the temple and take alms of those who work with joy."

    Gibran continues, "For if you bake bread with indifference, you bake a bitter bread that feeds but half man's hunger. And if you grudge the crushing of the grapes, your grudge distils a poison in the wine."

    The key to enjoyment at work is to find a place where you can do what you love to do. And that in turn will enhance your morale.

  • by Skyshadow ( 508 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:39PM (#5574507) Homepage
    1) Stop laying people off. If you have to make sacrifices, then make them accross the whole oragnization, temporary pay cuts, etc.

    Or, if you must lay off, act like you don't want to do it.

    I've been through or in six rounds of layoffs at four different companies since I was an intern in '98. The very best handling I've seen was when I was with SGI (the company formerly known as Cray at the time) as an intern.

    First, you could tell that the boss genuinely hated, hated laying off her people and felt like she'd failed them somehow. Second, when the layoffs actually happened, she held a meeting with the survivors to tell us about it so we didn't hear it through the grape vine. Finally, the department took the whole afternoon off. We had the option to go home, but instead we grabbed some beer and a couple of pizzas and went to a local park, played frisbee and hung out (the people who'd gotten laid off were invited too, which I thought was classy).

    At my last company, they laid off like theives in the night. They'd call people in out of the blue, then send out an email apparently designed to scare us all into working harder and longer. One time, we laid off a dozen people and the CEO's wife (who was executive something or other) went out and bought a new Lexus the same day. It's amazing nobody took an AK-47 to that shithole -- they definately had it coming.

  • by kleinux ( 320571 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @01:44PM (#5574525) Homepage
    I am a newbie in the sense that I am fresh out of college and am at my first job. In fact, I have been with this company for less than two months. In that time they have done a lot though: two company wide meeting (free alcohol and food) and a happy hour. For the next planned meeting it is rumored that we will see a movie. Granted, my company is doing pretty well, but not as well as they were a few years ago. I like seeing that the company is willing to spend a little in these ways goes a huge way to show that they have confidence in the business model and the importance of keeping me happy and informed. Of course, I am new to this so who knows if it will really help in the long run. But judging by the way my coworkers respond I think these little perks will keep me happy. For the time in between functions it also helps that my boss is not an asshole ;^)
    For a little comparison, the location I work at has about 100 employees and about 1000 company wide.
  • Try gaming (Score:5, Interesting)

    by n1ywb ( 555767 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:01PM (#5574603) Homepage Journal
    At my last job, we were required to play at least one game of fooseball per day, and we had an office-wide Counter Strike game almost every day after work. Even the vice prez played. It was really great for morale and team togetherness.

    Also think about what kind of extra services you can easily offer your employees using existing resources. Set up a webserver where employees can host personal web sites, for example.
  • by mekkab ( 133181 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:03PM (#5574611) Homepage Journal
    Do some reasearch on Demming and the paradigm shift from the factory model of production.

    The more workers feel like they "own" the company; they are proud of it and understand their contributions and sacrifices, the better their output.

    This also has a tie-in with business process. The more that business process reflects the way that workers actually work, the more people are willing to comply with it.
  • no easy answers. (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:03PM (#5574614)
    My oberservations (UK)....

    The worst boss is one with a chip on their shoulder because they are a boss; they tend to not talk to their people and make political based decissions to further thier career.

    The best boss is "part of the team", they get involved, understand the problems, make decissions to impove the buisness / team.

    Social activities are great for breaking down cross team walls. I once worked at a company which was stuck in the middle of no-where and everyone drove miles to get to work. There was no social life as a result. I really missed talking to other teams and understanding their problems, and for others to understand my problems.

    I've never understood why people moan about external contractors.
    1. If you think they are getting paid too much stop moaning and be a contractor! Oh you like the stability of a being a a permie...
    2. External contractors generally provide a lot of benefits. They have seen it all before, got the t-shirt etc. You can get a lot of great advice from contractors.
    3. When you hire a crap contractor, sack them! I have worked with too many contractors who cant code for toffee, the management know they cant code and they are kept on until their contract comes to an end.

    by 2p
    Al
  • Re:Alcohol (Score:5, Interesting)

    by zerocool^ ( 112121 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:07PM (#5574631) Homepage Journal
    I was just talking about this with my boss yesterday. As to getting tipsy on your lunch break: We don't so much condone it as we ignore it. And we don't so much ignore it as we celebrate it.

    I'm 95% kidding, of course, but alcohol not being on the same list as comming to work on crack definately helps some. You're not afraid to order a draft beer or two with your sandwitch.

    Plus, another big one is how comfortable the employees are in their work environment. We don't have an official uniform. I wear sandals and my Itchy and Scratchy t-shirt to work. BUT I feel more productive because I don't have to deal with wearing a company logo polo shirt and dress shoes.

    A lot of smaller technology firms could benifit from expanding "dress down friday" to everyday. Really, how often do you see your customers? I know of one customer who currently lives in the same town as our office, and he signed up because he knew me. As long as we remain professional on the phone, what does it honestly matter?

    Also: Music. We're allowed to quietly play music at work. Note: QUIETLY, because we have to be able to hear phone conversations, but, we all like different kinds of music (techno, country/classical, punk). Being able to have background music does help.

    Plus, being able to browse websites not strictly related to work helps, too. We just call it "selective trolling" - keep the work URL in the .sig, and that gives us an excuse to read slashdot at work =). We explain to the owner that if we post to slashdot, people will see the link in the .sig file and sign up for service, so he's sort of alright with that.

  • My company's motto (Score:4, Interesting)

    by techstar25 ( 556988 ) <techstar25 AT gmail DOT com> on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:11PM (#5574651) Journal
    "The way to an engineer's heart is through his/her stomach." It'a all about lots and lots of cookies.

    You should also try loosening up the dress code. At my company (govt comm software and hardware, 1000+ employees) the normal dress for engineers is jeans, sneakers, and a polo shirt. A lot of people even get away with jeans and t-shirts.

    Try compressed work weeks which allow employees to work more hours in fewer days than the usual 8-hour per day schedule. The "4/10" work week is where employees work 10 hours per day over four days. My company uses the 9/80 work week which occurs over a 2-week period as follows: employees work seven 9-hour days in a 2-week period, one 8-hour day and then receive one "free" day off every other week. We have every other Friday off. It only takes a couple of weeks working 9 hours a day before you don't even notice that extra hour a day, and you'll never want to go back to the old schedule.
  • by bsiggers ( 57684 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:19PM (#5574682)
    It's pretty well known that if you make decisions as a manager, being (or appearing) to be fair, employee motivation improves. There was an article about this in Harvard Business Review (dead tree version), 2 months ago or so, very interesting. Sorry don't have a link.
  • by shfted! ( 600189 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:21PM (#5574693) Journal
    I highly suggest you read the book How To Win Friends and Influence People [amazon.com] . I don't have time to write a review, but there are a couple at the Amazon page. Basically, this book will teach you how to lead people and get them to do what you would like them to do.
  • by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) ( 613870 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:28PM (#5574728) Journal
    If things are bad then trying to raise morale is nothing but an attempt to deceive employees. To try to convince them things are OK when they're not. But employees aren't so stupid. Nothing tells an employee that their company is in trouble more than morale boosting exercises from management.
  • by Gortbusters.org ( 637314 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:31PM (#5574743) Homepage Journal
    This is true, but some of those old legacy systems have evolved into new fancy leading-edge systems. The one loop-whole is that a lot of the legacy code is still under the covers. Even understanding the legacy systems to write applications can be a differentiator when it comes time for employment.
  • by divisionbyzero ( 300681 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:32PM (#5574748)
    Yes, and what is the biggest focus in IT right, now? Getting rid of these exceptions in order to cut costs. I could justify keeping around a couple of extra Java/XML guys for future growth, but my first priority is to get the legacy folks on-board with something standards compliant, or at least less arcane, or get rid of them. And those folks are followed closely to the door by those people that refuse to share knowledge. You make yourself indispensable by being a leader, not by hoarding knowledge. In reality, nobody is indispensable.

    On the other hand, as far as hiring and firing in this market goes... A lot of people seem to have bought into the myth that employees are interchangeable. Maybe to a certain extent someone's technical skills are interchangeable, and that's debatable, but their personality and their "soft skills" are not. Believe it or not, soft skills matter in every part of the company. So, getting the right person is often more important than getting exactly the right skill set.

    It's odd to see how opinion seems to break down into extremes, like indispensable or interchangeable, in adverse conditions, when, really, any good manager with a good sense of perspective doesn't believe in either of those opinions.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:34PM (#5574752)
    I work at a University. We don't have all of the restrictive deadlines that a buisness may have, the pay is not the greatest, but I get to work on things I enjoy without people looking over my shoulder.
    werd.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:37PM (#5574763)
    We have grown from 4 employees in 1999 to 270 in March of 2003. Employee morale and engagement is incredibly important to us as managers in the company.

    There are no shortcuts to creating employee morale and engagement. Free lunches won't do it, pep talks won't do it, even stopping the layoffs won't improve morale and engagement.

    Creating an environment where people know what is expected of them, where they can grow, where management cares about them, where they are recognized, where they are valued and where they have the tools to do there work will improve morale and engagement.

    Accomplishing this is hard work and it is up to your company's managers to make this happen. As with most things in life there are no shortcuts. It is hard work. Hope you are up to it.

    Here is a list of the 12 key items that you need to discover from your employees from the Gallup book.

    Look here:

    http://gmj.gallup.com/book_center/FBATR/

    Item 12: Opportunities to Learn and Grow
    Item 11: Talk to Me About My Progress
    Item 10: I Have a Best Friend at Work
    Item 9: Doing Quality Work
    Item 8: My Company's Mission or Purpose
    Item 7: My Opinions Seem to Count
    Item 6: Someone Encourages My Development
    Item 5: My Supervisor Cares About Me
    Item 4: Recognition or Praise
    Item 3: Doing What I Do Best
    Item 2: Materials and Equipment
    Item 1: Knowing What's Expected
    What Is a Great Workplace?
  • by pivo ( 11957 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:39PM (#5574771)
    Flexible work hours and an open plolicy regarding internet and telephone use is a very good policy, but the absence of this type of policy is a symptom of a deeper problem within corporate "culture," by that I mean the treatment of employees like any other "just-in-time" business resource.

    Many companies today layoff and re-hire (euphamistically called "contract hire") employees as they're needed. Contract prices today are generally no where near where they were a few years ago because of the surplus number of contract workers and the new rage to outsource work to drastically cheaper overseas labor pools. Corporations spent the 80's and 90's trying to convince people that it really was in their best interest to function as resource units, even suggesting that it put the individual worker in the driver's seat, but in realitiy of course it was always in the corporations best interest. An excellent book on this subject is Thomas Frank's One Market Under God [barnesandnoble.com] which chronicles the enormous PR and marketing resources expended by big companines to cultivate thier self-serving pseudo-populist image. Great insight also into the backgroud behind all those MCI and IBM commercials featuring throngs of third world looking people and the proverbial work-at-home CEO mom. Does Microsoft really stand in awe of us? I don't think so.

    Few people are doing well contracting today. Employers need to realize that paying employees well and not treating them like children, indentured servants or worse as a simple "resource" like computers or other equipment but instead like fellow human beings, is the best way to make everybody happy and productive.
  • AES Corp? (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:42PM (#5574784)

    I read an article about 10 years ago which was about some guy in Brasil, I think it was, whose rubber company was about to go down the toilet financially. [...] The guy went on to experiment with introducing worker democracy on a wide scale - salaries, job descriptions etc. and apparently the company became very successful.


    Not the same comany apparently, but it reminded me of AES Corp. [aesc.com], as described in Fast Company [fastcompany.com]'s article, "Power to the People" [fastcompany.com].
  • by Art_XIV ( 249990 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @02:48PM (#5574812) Journal
    The company I work for had a new salesperson. This guy had previously sold ERP systems, and now he was going to try to sell our companies development services.

    This really happened - I was walking by his office and spotted him reading a copy of Java for Dummies. Yes -- a salesperson.

    He explained that he felt he should know at least a little something about programming if he was going to try to sell our services as developers.

    Un-freakin'-believable!

    How many of you have spent endless hours explaining geek crap to sales/marketing/management nitwits who didn't have a clue and didn't care that they didn't have a clue?

    Well... needless to say... he was canned a few months later by a clueless superior.
  • by ax_42 ( 470562 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:00PM (#5574855)
    You might mean the company described in the book Maverick by Ricardo Semler. He took over his dad's company (Semco), started by firing the existing top management and then started experimenting.

    Good read.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:03PM (#5574872)
    I find that morale is driven by common purpose. When layoffs are occuring each individual must decide whether to try and find a job elsewhere or to become part of a solution.

    Workers at the coal face have a lot of comments to make, and after may long bitchy lunches often have some very good ideas on how to get the company out of it's financial woes. These workers working as an integrated team to bring the company back into the black are the key to sucess and morale.

    I think the keys to making this work though are honesty (If the workers aren't given a realistic view of what's going on up at the top then they won't come up with good solutions at the lowest levels) and responsive management. Responsive management is tricky, and particularly when the number of employees drops significantly in an organisation management is looking after it's own collective butt, and often not concentrating on getting out of the rut. Management is usually a lot quicker to drop actual productive workers than they are the management group which made the poor decisions in the first place. In an example in my own company we had an office lose 20 software developers out of 30 while only one token management position fell. To compound the problem the key management individual who was responsible for the group's downfall was hired into a more lucritive group to save him from his self-made destruction.

    Management can't be responsive to the front-line workers when there are too many of them, or when they're worrying about their own positions. They may come to see the situation as the same "us and them" battle that the productive employees see. Management and general employees must take hits in equal and honest poritions, and must communicate effectively to save jobs at every level.

    Benjamin.
  • by koekepeer ( 197127 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:09PM (#5574888)
    in the current economical climate, you have to be flexible. a good idea is to have plenty of redundancy among the programmers/functional people and have a mean, very slim sales team and some supportive personell (secretary). the main costs in IT companies are salary costs, so pay the people that do the work.

    now in real life, this will never happen. what you see is management that stays and "lower" employees who get fired. therefore, the people who have to do "the real work": functional design, programming, implementation, customer support are getting overworked and are underpayed to support the huge cars and salaries of management.

    the only real solution is to cut down the amount of management positions, and have many employees that can do "the real work"...

    i know this isn't of much help. all you can *really* do is to sit back, work like mad, and hope economy will be rising soon, and clients will want to invest again.

    now, for some basic personal improvement lessons: stop complaining. the amount of energy you put into worrying about things you cannot do anything about is enormous -> think about it. focus on what you can achieve (how little these achievements may be). as Covey says (recommended reading!): enlarge your circle of influence. and be "proactive" (the most annoying buzzword ever ;-). if you see a solution, just propose it to your manager casually. if you focus on that kind of strategies,and put energy into discussing improvement, you have at least a higher chance to enlarge your influence on the situation.

    do it nicely though, the managers are in huge stress, covering their ass all the time. don't say "i think this is wrong, we better do...", but instead use formulations like: "we thought a bit about the idea you proposed the other day. it was very interesting (blah blah blah), and then slowly introduce your opinion about it. make it seem as if it's his/her idea, with just some minor optimisations. you will fail a dozen times, but the 13th time something might stick. and if a lot of ideas start sticking, you and your co-workers might even be able to really change something.

    and don't worry about being acknowledged. what you and your co-workers want is a better environment, and not a management position, right? (at least not for now :)

    trust me it works :) personal experience!
  • One layoff per year (Score:3, Interesting)

    by Animats ( 122034 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:12PM (#5574905) Homepage
    A company can only survive about one layoff per year. It's much better for morale to have one big one than lots of little ones. It takes more planning by management, but that's what management is for.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:14PM (#5574910)
    http://www.che-lives.com/cgi/community/topic.pl?fo rum=13&topic=485

    That's how you improve moral, comrade ;-)
  • The Hacker FAQ (Score:4, Interesting)

    by Jonah Hex ( 651948 ) <hexdotms AT gmail DOT com> on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:30PM (#5574980) Homepage Journal
    All companies should make reading the Hacker FAQ [plethora.net] mandatory for all employees. Even IBM uses the Hacker FAQ!

    My personal favorite:
    0.2: How should I manage my hacker?
    The same way you herd cats. It can be a bit confusing; they're not like most other workers. Don't worry! Your hacker is likely to be willing to suggest answers to problems, if asked. Most hackers are nearly self-managing.

    Jonah Hex
  • by barzok ( 26681 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:38PM (#5575015)
    The last large "activity" our company's IT department put together was a BBQ & game at the local AAA baseball stadium. I can't stand the game of baseball itself (and I'm sure there were more non-fans than fans there), but the act of going out to the park and hanging out there was fun. The last thing I want the company doing to "improve morale" is to ask me to stay in the office and stare at the screen for several more hours - regardless of what's on the screen.

    Your job does not define who you are. Being "computer geeks" does not mean we should not do anything outside that realm.

    Oh, and don't BS me that my job is secure. A lot of really good people got let go in the last round of layoffs. If more are coming, tell me. If they're over, tell me that too. But don't ever "assure" me that my job is "secure" - there is no such thing anymore.

  • by louissypher ( 155011 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:41PM (#5575022) Homepage Journal
    Taken from Fuckedcompany.com in Dec. (Jo Anne was soon fired afterwards, go figure).

    From: Jo Anne Miller
    To: Gluon - Site - All
    Sent: 12/6/2002 3:03 PM
    Subject: Commitment Message from the ALL HANDS MEETING
    Importance: High

    As those who were present at the All Hands Meeting this morning already
    know, I am seeking the PERSONAL Commitment of everyone at Gluon to the
    Release 2.1 development schedule. I expect a return email from all the
    staff to tell me if they can step up and make the commitment to DO
    EVERYTHING IT TAKES, INCLUDING POSTPONING DECEMBER VACATIONS to hit the
    2.1 ready for field trial milestone of January 20, 2003 and ready to
    deploy milestone of February 21, 2003. I also need to know if you will
    volunteer to be here the week of December 23-27 and Dec. 30-Jan. 4.

    Please consider this decision carefully. Don't say yes if you don't
    believe that you and your fellow Gluon teammates can make this happen.
    Don't say yes, if you aren't ready to find bugs, fix bugs, document the
    product and get this ready to go out the door. Don't say yes if you are
    too burned out to look forward to continued late nights, long hours and
    stretch milestones.

    Now more than ever, the Gluon team must have the start-up/do whatever it
    takes mentality. If any of you are not of that mentality anymore, have
    personal/family issues that prohibit you from making the full
    commitment, please tell me that as well and I will do whatever I can to
    assist you to find a job outside of Gluon.

    I am attaching the four key slides from the all hands related to our
    commitment to refresh your memory of what is required and why.

    Looking forward to hearing back from everyone

    Jo Anne Miller
    Gluon Networks, Inc.
    5401 Old Redwood Hwy.
    Petaluma, CA 94954
    707-285-4001
    www.gluonnetworks.com

  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @03:45PM (#5575041)
    Seriously, that's the one thing lacking in the work environment. To be happier, you need to do something so that you and your colleagues feal like a team, you need to create solidarity. Why do you think the feeling of brotherhood etc. is so important in the military?

    You can't sit on your butt at work waiting for the managers to do stuff for you. Five years ago when money wasn't the issue it is today, you'd probably get sent off on team-building excursions, but today you're going to have to do that yourself, and pay for it yourself, but it's worth it.

    Just organise a paintball day, or (if you're feeling rich) a weekend in the hills doing orientation, capture the flag, whatever.

    Just do whatever it takes to make your colleagues feel like they're not alone, like you're all "in it together" which, at the end of the day, you are.

    But sitting in front of a terminal asking a fairly obvious question on Ask Slashdot instead of actually *doing* something about morale, isn't going to get you anywhere. If you're going to wait for it, it's not going to happen.
  • by efflux ( 587195 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @04:02PM (#5575103)
    Enjoyment and challenge on the job is not something that is pointed out to you; it is something you must find for yourself.

    This sort of presupposes that such oportunities/challenges exist in your work place. Their are environments, typically only in small businesses, where management is so clueless that you can actually find yourself in hot water for proposing ways to get the company out of the IT shithole you're in.

    Case in point: I'm currently working for a bookstore at a university. A few years back we purchased a point of sale and inventory management system. The product we purchased so poorly developed it's egregious. In many instances it just doesn't work, and where it does work we have to go through so many hoops to get it to work, it would be better ditching it altogether. Now, this product also has various web services that are meant to run on our AS/400 server. They allow our customers to perform various activities such as: order a textbook, reserve a textbook, request a textbook adoption (for faculty), and so on. Now, as with most of the products supplied to us by our vendors, these products barely work. This is exceptionally damaging to us as an institution as these are programs that our customers interface with directly. So, I have recently proposed an alternative to management. That we set up a linux server running mySQL, apache, and PHP. We could then create web applications to replace the faulty applications we are now using.

    I've spent quite some time with this proposal: In fact it's turned out to be forty-some page memorandum, complete with research and estimates on how this change would effect our company.

    Now, here's the kicker. Management turned out not to be interested in even looking at the proposal. It seems he's more interested in protecting his image than the company. We've spent over a quarter million dollars on equipment and software alone, not to mention outrageous support fees. He's expressed the opinion that since we've invested so much into this product already, he can't just back out now. You see, it would make it look like he made a bad decision. Not just a bad one, but a very costly one. Since the University is considering outsourcing the bookstore, it is important that his image remain intact. Even if it means that we can barely funciton.

    So, for the time being I am stuck with: Data entry, employee training, finding workarounds, and writing shitty reports and query utilities with Visual Basic (the only thing I've been able to use out of concern for future maintenance--it has to be able to be modified by Joe Random Coder). Damn it. I swear, it seems like nothing I do will actually have any impact. Why, then, should I care?

    FYI: I am a graduate student studying mathematics. I've been with this bookstore for 5 years now. I was hired as an undergraduate student studying Comp Sci. I am now working full time and have education benefits for me and my wife, which is what is keeping me with this employer. And yes, I am at work now. :-7
  • ages ago (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Bowdie ( 11884 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @04:21PM (#5575183) Homepage
    I worked a summer job in a laundry. One day midweek, I looked up from the %meaningless task% I was doing to see the owner of the entire chain helping fold sheets.

    I asked how often he does this, to which he replied "Whenever I feel like a change".

    The girls on the line really liked it. He didn't have his own table at mealtimes, didn't have his own parking space, and you could call him "dave".

    Ace fella. And even though the job was shit, most people were happy at it.
  • by Apotsy ( 84148 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @04:36PM (#5575236)
    Yes, but at many companies, they seem to know (even if many people are too bummed out to acknowledge this) that the business cycle will come around again. And they are terrified that all the good people will scatter as soon as times get better. At my company, HR was even holding focus groups to find out what employees thought the company could do to keep morale up.
  • My Great Suggestion! (Score:2, Interesting)

    by bugs_me_too! ( 657635 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @04:40PM (#5575250)
    Try working for a real employer, like the government. You can gain much more satisfaction by knowing what you do is of service to your country. Be a public servant!
  • Yeah. (Score:5, Interesting)

    by Renraku ( 518261 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @05:10PM (#5575362) Homepage
    I got fired from ClientLogic without warning. The morale of the place among the workers wasn't very good. Seems everyone I talked to had some bitchfest about the place daily. The turnover rate was very high, because they were being bitchslapped around by Bellsouth. Their rules were archaic, and we were stuffed into cubicles, not one, but two at a time. Forced to run programs that crash every five minutes, and forced to be tech support, sales AND customer service. Not to mention that promotion was only a $.10/hr increase in pay. Add to that the fact that the vending machines were always broken and that they regularly lay off half of their staff where I worked, and you get low morale. I heard through the grapevine that we were getting paid $5 less than what we should have. And we were missing benefits. All so the company could profit a little more. ClientLogic was getting paid almost as much for giving us the privilige of working for them as we were busting our asses for them! And they slashed our benefits.
  • Re:Are you kidding? (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @05:12PM (#5575373)
    "Greater than half of all software projects are an absolute failure..."

    I think it is important to point out that this is not some coloquialism. In fact(i.e. substantiated by actual numbers), approximately half of all software projects fail. That means they are cancelled. They never produce anything useable. And yet, it is perfectly possible to have a development team that operates near 100% success. Why the discrepancy? I reckon it's because of those ">90% of software developers" who don't know what they are doing. With the massive layoffs everone is hearing about you would think that they would be the first to go, but I don't think that's the case, and just about everyone I know in the industry don't think so either.

    This is a pretty big fucking problem. If this trend continues, the ratio of knoledgeable people to nitwits is going to dwindle to 0, and the number of failed projects is going to shoot higher than 50%. Managers are going to continue to ship projects over seas; if the project is going to fail anyways, why the hell not?

    So what do we do? Well, if you don't care about the software industry, then get the fuck out. If you do care about the industry then do something to get the people who don't care, and the people who are incompetant, the fuck out. If management doesn't believe that talent has any bearing on developers, if they believe that you can't really do much about having half of your projects fail, if they believe that it isn't possible to produce software that is nearly bug free, if they believe that you can't estimate cost and time for software projects, then get them the fuck out too.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @05:54PM (#5575528)

    Things the company can do (not in any order here):

    1) Free drinks
    2) Flex time
    3) Comp-time for overtime work
    4) Food brought in
    5) Lighten up on the dress code
    6) Flexibility on web access
    7) Promotions.... even if it's just in title
    8) Explain what the hell the plan is.
    9) Increased vacation time

    Take a look at this list - 2/3 of the suggestions involve something that will have almost zero financial impact on the company. However, each of these suggestions involve the company giving up some small amount of control over their employees.

    I think this gets to the root of the problem. There are companies where management is capable of treating their employees as professional, working adults. There are other companies where management is convinced that the employees are, at best, barely-manageable children.

    Surprise! When you treat your employees with respect, they in turn respect you. Dressing up your lack of respect in "business reasons" doesn't hide anything - your employees will know how you really feel about them, and will react accordingly.

  • by CAIMLAS ( 41445 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @06:00PM (#5575547)
    I'm sorry, but if continual and frequent layoffs are occuring, you are a) affraid of losing your job, reguardless of how good a worker you are, b) stressed all the time because of this fact, and c) always looking over your shoulder, no matter how good a job you're doing at the time.

    That alone is reason to complain. It's comparable to being a slave and always looking over your shoulder for the angry slavemaster with the whip.
  • by hacker ( 14635 ) <hacker@gnu-designs.com> on Saturday March 22, 2003 @06:06PM (#5575590)
    The company went from over 500 people to under 200 in under two years.

    My last job (incidentally, 70 weeks ago, unable to find work since) required me to relocate 3,100 miles from the Right coast to the Left coast, to work for them, leaving a very stable job behind. A week after I got there, my hiring manager was fired, along with 76 other people. We were 250 people at the time.

    Over the next 14 months, we went through 5 rounds of layoffs, including the last one which liquidated my entire department, leaving me as the only person standing. Even my boss was let go.

    In 18 months time, we had gone from 250 people to 30, and were on our 4th CEO. All three founders had resigned, two failed merger deals (one with a company that just recently bit the dust themselves), two sexual harassment suits pending against the first CEO and his team, and it only got worse from there.

    We originally had free vending machines, but those were soon turned into pay-only machines. The senior management team had free parking in a mostly-empty garage space, and we had to pay $20.00-per-day to park across the street. The middle-management groups were internally promoting themselves, laying off more and more people, and making the remaining people work longer and longer hours, for less pay. We were earning (as developers) roughly 1/4 of what the managers were earning at the time. They were working 4-day weeks, 5 hour days, feet up on the desks, while we were camping in the offices overnight sometimes to meet customer deliverables.

    Every day, people would come in wondering if "..they were next". That's not a nice way to come to work, not wondering if you're going to lose your job, but when.

    In November 2001, I decided to pack up my things, and resign. The company wasn't going to survive a 6th round of layoffs, and now with the board in control, they had changed direction, completely tarnishing their name with the Open Source community. I moved back 3,100 miles to the Right coast, and haven't been able to find a job since (yes, it's incredibly tough out here).

    After I left, they worked on a product, and after the remaining developers completed version 1.0 of the product, and delivered it, they were all fired, en-masse.

    How's that for morale for you?

  • by len_harms ( 455401 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @06:35PM (#5575727)
    I was asked the same question the orginal poster was asking just the other day.

    I gave the person almost exactly the same answer you did. His response, you'll love this. OH thats not possible.

    Give me the choice of what I do with my time. Let me have some say in the crazy deadlines your coming up with. Do not bitch at me when I do not come in on the weekend. For every one of those it was 'oh thats not going to happen'. I looked back at him and said you are not open to any sort of change and little 'fun side' things will not help moral. You do not respect us, or our families, or our time. If I see no respect coming from managment even when I give it to them. I am ending up not really caring what happens.

    Latter on that day he even told me that I do not care what other people have to say. I always listen and am willing to change my views if I am wrong. What I could not get through to him was that NO ones opinions are respected where we work.
  • by Fesh ( 112953 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @06:46PM (#5575779) Homepage Journal
    Heh. I don't have to imagine that because the staring into submission doesn't work on me. The easiest way to get me to dig in my heels is to try to exert peer pressure.

    They chose to come in late. Screw them guys, I'm going home.
  • Re:Are you kidding? (Score:4, Interesting)

    by mystery_boy_x ( 322417 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @07:46PM (#5576009) Homepage Journal
    By making it known everyone considers everyone to be replaceable, most employees (of any level) start looking for new job. Best ones (that are most productive and skilled) find new job more easily, thus there's significant brain leakage. Below-average people try to hang in there and do not leave involuntarily.

    My experience suggests that things are more two-tiered. In my last IT job, in which I was hired as a new graduate, the company would periodically retrench people during down times and to cut costs. After about a year, I was retrenched also. The HR chick told me that it was nothing to do with performance, but it was obvious to me that they would not retrench people who they considered had performed well.

    These guru programmers - and there was a sizeable number of them - were told, in performance reviews and elsewhere how valuable the company considered them to be. They were frequently given payrises, promotions and bonuses also. The company would charge through the nose for their services. They could have had no fears about losing their jobs.

    While I would have preferred not to have been retrenched (after being hired as a graduate!) this approach has worked wonders for the company, enabling them to produce high quality work and greatly enlarge their client base.

  • by zackbar ( 649913 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @08:02PM (#5576108)
    My current client seems to not understand this.

    They have been implementing actively stupid policies.

    First, they outlawed accessing email from yahoo and other web email services. Rationale? They couldn't enforce virus scanning on those systems. Why is this stupid? Because the same email virus scanners that our exchange server uses is also on every machine, so that the same scan gets performed on our exchange email OR our web email. (Policy states that if we don't keep up on the latest scanner patch, we will get fired.) Since I never run javascript and I've been paranoid about viruses before anyone else there, I'm ticked. Even worse, for the first 6 months there, they hadn't given me email on their system, so I had to use web email (before they implemented this policy.) I had signed up for various developer forums using my yahoo address. Various developer emails have been sent to me at that address that I can't access from work anymore.

    Recently, I discovered that they decided that people don't need to be able to change their own network passwords. If we need to change it, we have to talk to the help desk. The help desk has total domain control of the network. We don't, although we're the ones who actually set up the web and sql servers, did various maintainence on them, and are the ones that the help desk come to when they can't figure out how to clear the cache on their machines. (I exaggerate on that last bit, but not too much.)

    Why did they decide to not allow password changing? Rationale, according to the network admin (the little hitler) is that users can't remember their passwords if they change them. Rationale according to the cio is that management needs to know everyone's passwords in case anything happens. When I tried to explain that the domain admin can login to any machine regardless, and even change our password, it was waved away. I was asked if it's really all that inconvient to have the help desk change it. Even more annoying, the help desk doesn't know our passwords. They simply let us change them on their machines. All I can figure is that I'm either being lied to, or management has no clue what they are doing. Not a morale boost.
  • by scaramush ( 472955 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @09:32PM (#5576477) Homepage Journal
    Just wanted to join in on the "Hey Asshole" Chorus.

    That guy was trying to get a better holistic picture of your organization. Maybe if you learned a bit about sales, you'd come to understand the types of features the customers want, or how to "sell" your suggestions to management.

    *Shakes head sadly*. No wonder non-techies think techies are such assholes...
  • by Rigor Morty ( 149783 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @09:54PM (#5576548) Journal
    You might be surprized. I had friends that worked at a certain car dealership in Columbus, Ohio, where management would take the top monthly saleman out for a "winner dinner", consisting of a meal at their favorite eatery, with the hooker of his choice.

    When those boys hit the doors in the morning, they were ready to sell some cars.
  • by sonali ( 619788 ) on Saturday March 22, 2003 @10:16PM (#5576642)
    I wonder how many hours does an employee really work in a 9-5 work shift? To name some things that can't be categorised under "work": surfing the net(reading /. for example), reading mail, lunch hours.

    So instead the employee should be given a free reign to decide when he wants to work. IMO, flexible hours lead to better productivity as it gives the employee the chance to choose a work schedule that suits him the best.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Saturday March 22, 2003 @11:24PM (#5576824)
    Step 1: Dump 90% of all the other "suggestions"

    Step 2: Run out and buy the paperback version of "Seven Habits of Highly Effective People by Stephen R. Covey. Read it and practice it yourself for 30 days (count starts after you finish the book). It is worthless sitting on a bookshelf . Don't be afraid to use a highlighter. It also may be tax deductable.

    Step 3: Convince your boss, HR and/or upper management to by a copy for EVERYONE in the company with a requirement to read it. Yes it includes the dock workers, maintenance people, and the janitors. You will understand after you read the book.

    Step 4: Have the company create a plan based on what they have learned from the book and implement it.

    Results: Morale and layoffs will no longer be an issue and the company will grow to eventually own its market.

    What happens if you follow the book but the company refuses to buy into it?

    The company is no longer worth your time. You need to find another job with a company that will appreciate your real worth. This company does not. Try their competitors first. If they hire you, and follow your suggestions, they will own the market and your former company.

    If you can't get a job with a competitor, then use the books advise and find a different company to work for that has principles and values. Your paradigm has been shifted and you no longer need to be a victim of your previous job.

    If you abandon the book or Step 2, you deserve what you got.

    The solution sounds easy but it is the most difficult thing you will ever have to do - especially Step 2. If you can make it through Step 2 your are home free.
  • by crazyphilman ( 609923 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @12:03AM (#5576936) Journal
    As a currently very happy employee myself, I can tell you what specific conditions exist at my job that make me happy. Most of these conditions are a function of the job being A) unionized, and therefore solid with good benefits and a living wage, and B) in government, so there is a well-thought out bureaucracy in place to keep things running smoothly. BUT, the specific happiness inducing effects shouldn't be too hard to replicate in private industry -- IF the bosses want them to be. So, as a public service message from moi, here are the factors which lead to happiness:

    1. Pay your employees a living wage, and AT LEAST give them medical and dental. Note that this doesn't mean you have to make them rich! But if you're not paying them at LEAST in the 40K range, they're going to be too busy worrying about getting their rent money together, to worry about YOUR work. In places like NYC or Boston, better make that 60K or your employees will be living in cardboard boxes.

    2. Don't breathe down your employees' necks. Where I work, the bosses leave you alone as long as you produce. So, if your employees aren't missing deadlines, leave them alone and let them do their stuff. When managing programmers (as with herding cats) less == more. Just tell them to keep you posted on their progress, at least once a week (say, Friday before COB). If you need to find out how something is doing, ask casually (this is good because it shows interest and lets the programmer know he's not forgotten). The trick is to LET the programmers produce instead of trying to force it. You'll find they come to YOU to tell you how things are going, because people like to talk about what they're doing. And they'll like you more (this does matter).

    3. Don't be anal about when programmers come and go. We're not the most precise people when it comes to getting up in the morning, or going home at night. We may get in a half hour late and leave two hours late at night -- you get a free hour and a half, and we barely notice. But if you enforce business hours, we get pissed and come in and leave on a much more exact schedule.

    4. Casual dress code. This means, generally, something comfortable but tasteful, like jeans and a polo shirt. Don't enforce the whole "dockers and sky blue shirt" thing (god, that is SO over), or (worse) suits. If you're uncomfortable, you're worried about stretching your shirt collar, not coding that loop. This doesn't mean you have to let them walk in in a kilt and a see-through rubber shirt, either. But, let them be comfy.

    5. Cubicle decoration (within the limits of good taste) should be encouraged. A cluttered, chaotic cubicle is a happy, productive cubicle. A pile of paper on a desk is a sign of activity. Don't sweat stuff like this.

    6. Coffee. Lots of coffee. Don't skimp on the sugar and half-and-half, either, or no one will drink the coffee and that's like no coffee. Any old coffee pot will do as long as the coffee is a reasonable, good brand and when people notice the pot is empty, they can set a new one on to brew. I can't stress the importance of caffeine and sugar to programmers enough. They WILL find ways of acquiring it; if you don't supply it, they'll be taking breaks to make coffee runs. Which do you prefer; three minutes to fill the mug at the office coffee pot, or fifteen minutes to walk a block to the Starbucks, with you playing Spy Games to figure out who's going where and when?

    7. When nothing serious is going on, let the programmers do pilot projects that will eventually be good for the department. You can direct this a little; if you know, say, that you're going to be using some specific set of email tools, mention it to a programmer who isn't too busy and ask him to fiddle around with it and see what he can make it do. Then, keep the source code around for when the project ramps up. Remember: idle hands are the devil's playthings.

    That's about all you have to do, really, to keep people happy. Leave them alone, let them do their thing, keep up the supply of interesting things to do, don't push them unless you really have to, feed them lots of coffee, and let them dress comfortably.

  • Re:Morale? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by mbogosian ( 537034 ) <<matt> <at> <arenaunlimited.com>> on Sunday March 23, 2003 @01:03AM (#5577093) Homepage

    Welcome to every company everywhere.

    Actually, that's not entirely true [computerworld.com]. To the original poster's questions:

    Employers: what have you done to improve employee morale in your company? As an employee, what can I do to improve the morale in the people I work with? How can I make my work environment more enjoyable? What kind of constructive suggestions can I take to management so that they can help improve the situation?

    Here's what I've learned in my brief time spent on this earth about management and leadership. I've learned most of what I know from real-world inferences derived from what not to do. However, I have read a fair amount of leadership, management and sales literature (it should probably be said that I'm a software engineer by training/trade). I've found it boils down to a few things along one main theme:

    1. The more closely the dynamic of company (and in turn, each of it's sub groups) resembles that really fun softball/basketball/water polo/lacrosse team you played on before high school (before sports got really competitive) or that club team you played on in college, the better and more productive it will be. Companies that have a strong family dynamic will always be more productive than those that don't. People want to belong, but they have to have something to want to belong to. The less the company acts like a high school and the more it acts like a volunteer community center the more vested everyone will be in making sure things go well.
    2. Ownership by every member of the company is essential. I've learned that ownership does not mean stock options. Ownership means getting to make decisions, realizing the importance of those decisions and getting to make more decisions, even when mistakes are made. On a side note, if everyone feels ownership, the person most critical of the mistake will be the person who made it. Don't fuck with this dynamic or try to compete with it or your will harbor resentment.
    3. There is no "by the numbers". Managers who stress numerical measurements as the sole method for advancement, and process and documentation as the sole way to solve problems are shitty managers. I'm not saying process (and to a very minimal extent documentation) and measurements are not tools which can be effectively applied, I'm saying that managers should be somewhat protective and nurturing mothers first and save the accounting for the accountants.
    4. People are your most important asset, so treat them like it, damn it. Processes, products, service offerings, any kind of innovation/change in business practice or offerings can be copied (most often at a fraction of the cost incurred by the initial innovator). Your people are what allow you to maneuver more quickly than the competition. If you've got good people and good teams, and you're still tempted to down-size or (a personal favorite) "right"-size, you're doing something wrong. Not only will it cost you a buttload to get rid of them, you will have just sold your company (and your long-term shareholders/investors) down the tubes. This is a good way to demonstrate you don't give a flying fuck about the people "beneath" you.

    You've probably already spotted the theme here: people, people and people. Unfortunately, if upper management doesn't buy into this, you're fucked. There's very little you can do (unless you're in a leadership position yourself) to combat this.The best you can hope for is to be laid off so you can collect unemployment while you search for a new job. Think of it as bozo cancer which has metastasized. If you are in a position of leadership, here's some things you can do:

    1. Make sure everyone in your team gets a sincere compliment (doesn't have to be from you) at least once every couple of weeks (once a week is better). For engineers, compliments that start with, "
  • Three types of employees:

    (1) those that make all things possible (hardware, software, science, technology, art, literature, commitment, loyalty, satisfaction, drive, profit, ...),

    (2) those that clock-punch, do-a-job, are socially functional, expects a $ for a $ effort, will plagiarize (Type-1's subordinates' work) for career advantages.

    (3) those that are pet-rocks of CEO/SES/..., have exceptional (almost sociopathic) social skills, will take all the credit whenever things go right, point the finger at others when things go wrong, their prime purpose is to manage their career, because (they believe) only Type-3's can be successful bosses/managers (right, they know not their job).

    I have known all three types at every position in Government and Business. Sometimes the Type-3 will be the CEO/SES, have other pet-rocks for affirmation, and believe that Type-2 folks do everything that is needed, because of Type-3 management ability, and Type-1 jerks/fools are the cause of all problems.

    Following the above logic (THIS IS TRUE!): [A] Management says: (1) everyone is replaceable (get rid of the problems), (2) worker-bees cannot be promoted into management, because we need them to do the work, (3) pack-mules are great they get the work done and you can load them up with the important task. [B] Employees say: (1) screw-up move-up, (2) It is not what you know, but who you blow, (3) give head to get ahead. I have heard both "A&B" quotes from Type-3 management people, but employees (all three types) stick to the "B" quotes.

    My observation is that a Capitalist Republic is little better than a Ferengi Republic, though either can be camouflaged as a Democratic Republic, Capitalism remains an economic model, (thank the gods) the Ferengi are fiction, and Democracy maintains the "Great Expectations" for all.

    Any of these models/philosophies are better than all previous governing or ruling attempts by humanity. Kings/Emperors (Louie, Caesar, Napoleon, ...), Dictators (Mao, Marcos, IdiAmin, ...), Megalomaniacs (Hitler, Stalin, Caligula, ...), Democracy (USA, Australia, Britain, ...) proves that we (humanity) can all do better without business, religion, dictators, ... running a country or subjugating people.

    Now back from the abstract to the concrete topic. It is not in the interest of some management teams to have (as equals) mutual respect with employees. Firing a few employees every now/then proves to anyone who may consider themselves equal that they are totally replaceable by other subordinate worker-bees, pack-mules, sub-human. Many capitalist businesses and religious institutions today (globally) are still fascist institutions. Religious institutions (all faiths) around the world continue to fall into three groups (1) the good and pious (I like and protect them) that do their best to help educate, feed, house, ... humanity, (2) the pick-pocket (take the money/people and live well) evangelist always knowing the words of god and asking for money, and (3) the shake-&-bake (shake'em down and bake'em when done, [EM=Evil/Enemy Mankind]) religious leaders that can always justify murder in the name of god. Consensus communities (Democracy) like "Open Source", WWW, ... are now proving that there may be better more profitable (to the company, economy, ecology, humanity) economic models. Dang again, there appears to be only one in three people that I will ever respect, trust, or care about (luckily that third, of humanity, cares about me and the rest of US).

    These consensus communities, using inter/intranet collaboration technologies in the future, will create the stronger, more competitive, and profitable businesses. Network sciences and knowledge-bases of the future will keep track of who is doing what and providing success for US. Business (to stay competitive) will promote the (then disco

  • by websensei ( 84861 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @12:01PM (#5578284) Journal
    There are MANY things good companies do to attract and keep the best folks in the industry. Performance-based cash bonuses a couple times a year go a long way. Flexible hours are key. Public recognition of hard work / successful projects is good for everyone. Encouraging developers to work from home as needed, 1 or 2 days a week, is great. And establishing a culture of trust and teamwork and sense of shared purpose is also very important.

    This may sound like a fantasy, but my company provides all of these things, at least to some degree. Yes there have been layoffs -- but it is management's responsibility to make sure that its talent pool remains strong. So they eliminate the weak, and reward the strong, and amazing things happen. My coworkers and I work 50-60 hours a week on average, and more often than not finish the week feeling good about what we accomplished.

    Also, while most of the corporate HR cultural initiatives have been somewhat bland and, well, corporate, individuals are fully empowered to take initiative themselves to make it a cool place to work. For example I started an indoor soccer team, and we've had several foozball tourneys, etc.

    Anyway I wanted to share some thoughts on how some companies (mine at least) are doing it right.

  • Who Owns Work? (Score:3, Interesting)

    by gmkenney ( 660979 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @12:16PM (#5578347)
    Jobs are interesting things, the product of capitalism and industrialism. The important thing to remember is that jobs are owned by the bosses not the workers. And although they come with attractive bait, i.e., decent paychecks, privileges, benefits, etc., they are still totally temporary and can disappear for reasons known only to the owners.

    The work, however, is owned by the workers! This is not new. But after some five or six American generations in which a huge proportion of the population - especially the highly educated population and more especially the highly privileged population - have relied on jobs to provide their opportunity to work, it is difficult to unpack the work from the job.

    Those who manage to keep the job separated from the work will also manage to find satisfaction regardless of the conditions of employment. It isn't easy. But it will liberate you from anxiety over why your boss is such an obvious fool.
  • Re:Are you kidding? (Score:1, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @01:10PM (#5578558)
    Agreed! Management is a profession just as being a code whore is. I have written code for several companies over the last 10+ years, and have seen all kinds of managers/leads/USOS(useless sacks of shit.) I have had a few exceptional managers, and have worked with a couple of companies where IT staff is almost decoupled from IT management.

    The best managers that I have worked for have all been former coders, but from the big iron days. They knew the ebb and flow of code writing is the same regardless of platform.

    I have also had pretty good virtually non-technical manager that were skilled in following some methodology from end to end through the project. They may not have been someone that you could bounce ideas off of or probe for some classic technique that you may be overlooking, but they understood the work to be done would not get anywhere by yelling and saying "just get it 'working' by EOB!!!!"

    Also, there have been many times that programmers had hire salaries than direct supervisors, and I am not just talking about the days when we could just name a figure. Some of the companies I have worked for truly knew that their existence depended upon the quality of code being produced, and just Monstering for a 'Will Code for Food' programmer would not get them where having a solid team of coders who actually cared about their work, and who proudly take ownership of their code. Quality is worth it at any price!

  • Re:Are you kidding? (Score:5, Interesting)

    by vsprintf ( 579676 ) on Sunday March 23, 2003 @04:06PM (#5579267)

    Are you kidding? In software development that requires highly qualified people, it is never easy to replace them. It can take months to dive into a new codebase; every day spent on grokking a new project means less constructive work done on it.

    Sure, you and I know that, but management is not willing to believe it. They would much rather believe that programmers are plug-and-play widgets that can be replaced at will.

    We once had a coder (call him Joe) who received an offer from another company and gave our employer a chance to match it. They told him no, so he took the other job. Jane was chosen to take over Joe's projects, and she was skilled but had no experience with the projects. A few weeks later, there was a minor-version OS upgrade for security reasons, and a critical application broke. The latest version wouldn't even compile any longer.

    From my office, which was very close to management row, I was able to hear the (very loud) wisdom of the top IT manager. He ranted at length about how it was unforgiveable that things stopped working just because some guy name Joe was gone. He yelled about how if we had proper documentation (which we did) anyone should be able to walk in and perform Joe's tasks. He shouted about having proper processes and how that would make individuals irrelevant. It was quite an eye-opener for me.

    At any rate, Jane called Joe, and he was nice enough to walk her through far enough that she was able to prove it was a problem with COTS software and have it resolved. The end result: four days down-time on a critical application and a whole slew of useless new rules on project documentation that waste a great deal of time. Management is generally clueless.

  • by Anonymous Coward on Sunday March 23, 2003 @05:52PM (#5579722)
    Management or executives like CEO's are representative of Society's View and they enforce Society's view. I worked in Corporate America for many, many years. I also worked in management as well.

    There is one thing is the executives including management don't like is employees who are independent especially in thought and how they live. The type of person most disliked is a person who is debt free. They are the most likely to walk if told to do something against their conscious. Society also dislike that type of person as well. Look at the tax code. If you are in debt, you are looked upon favorbly with tax breaks. The corporate executives have a large say in the writing of the tax code.

    I have a good example of this prejudice. When I managed a small IT group, I had one employee who worked very hard but he also came from a family with some money. He drove a muscle car (Mustang) to work and lived in a modest but it was paid off. Every year when we did employee appraisals, my boss who was a big executive did not like this employee and saw to it that he got meager pay raises each year. Much below everyone else even the fuck ups in the group. When the job market started to do well, he left because of the treatment by my executive manager. My employee also invested in stocks as well and my executive manager confided with me that the stock market should be an exclusive club and this employee did not belong in investing.

    When you work in Corporate America, there are many unwritten rules depended where in the food chain you are at. If you drive a certain vehicle which is outside of the norm of your position, you will be noticed by the executive and be punished accordingly. It could mean a denial of promotion or pay raise or the first in line on the chopping block for layoffs. Also rated are the type of activities you participate in outside of work. Executive will go to certain places to eat at where it is frowned on for someone lower on the food chain to go to. You won't see an executive go four wheeling or to NASCAR race or even other white collar professionals. If they do go and it is found out, they lose respectability with other executives.

    Corporate America has a long way to go and until the "Management Class" changes, the rules will stay the same.
  • by dvk ( 118711 ) on Monday March 24, 2003 @04:12PM (#5585351) Homepage
    >>> those who make the rules do so to assure their continued rule-making.

    Wold you please site a specific rule which proibits the setting up of a new executive-less company as I have described? The only stopblock I can see would be funding, and as I stated, in the "everyone trades" environment of post-late-1990s, it's no longer valid as the "not in the in" little people can invest in such company even if big shots could theoretically conspire not to (and for that matter, given the strategic blindness of big trading houses vs. short-term gains, i'm 99% sure they'd invest too, as it would mean better ROI which is their mantra).

    >>> Democracy doesn't just happen, either -- lots of dictators argue that the little people can't make decisions without the inspired leadership of their betters as well.

    Invalid example - in a dictatorship, one of your first freedoms to go is the ability to escape. If a dictatorship has free emigration (whether by choice, or due to porous borders), people will jump ship to a better neighbour. As an immigrant from fUSSR, I can personally confirm that trend ;)

    In case of a company, nothing stops the people to jump ship and organize a new one.

    >>> distinct class with a seperate set of privileges that are not granted to others.

    Such as? Other than perhaps a membership in some exclusive golf club, what exactly are those priviledges? Remember, you can say the same thing, for example, about "privildges" of computer-savvy to have the perks of online auctions, comparison-shopping online or stealing^H^H^H^H^H^Hsharing digital content... or reading /. at work :))))

    >>> Coupled with the repeal of the estate tax,

    OK, so if I came to this country, worked my ass off to start - literally - from zero, and made some money that i'm hoping I can leave to my kids, what exactly makes you think that some lazy welfare-sitting bum who has had MORE opportunities in this country than I ever did has more rights to what I earned than my family?

    >>> increasingly expensive college tuition at "good" schools and we have all the fixings for a new American aristocracy.

    Anyone smart enough to pass tests decently can get a bunch of scolarships. And anyone determined enough can get VERY good education from a cheaper, good - if not Ivy League quality - college. Look at the amount of first/second generation immigrants in graduate Math or CS departments at Princeton, for example.

    Yes, you may have to work harder than some rich guy's child born in silver shirt, but other than this requirement to work really hard, there are no other barriers. You may not likely to get to be the President of the USA or Ford CEO, but the reasonably high executive position is quite possible for just about anyone with appropriate qualities.

    -DVK

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