A Geek's Tour Of North America? 1335
PlanetThoughtful writes "Later this year I'm taking advantage of a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to backpack around the U.S. and Canada (Sept 2003 to whenever I have to come home again). Being a lifelong Australian geek (think of Steve Irwin and then stop, because I'm nothing like that and neither is anyone else, Steve Irwin included) I'm desperately curious: what would make it to the travel itinerary of Slashdot's all-time geek-tour of North America? Think electronics, architecture, astronomy, enlightenment! Think gadgets, bookstores, software, comics, The Library Of Congress, The Smithsonian, Wanting To See Really Amazing Things! Think travelling on a budget, then forget about that if it's a 'You Must See This Before You Die' sort of suggestion. And then stop thinking about these things, and actually tell me!"
don't come here! (Score:4, Funny)
three words (Score:1, Funny)
Atlanta's Gold Club.
Something to see- (Score:5, Funny)
Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at (Score:5, Funny)
Steve Irwin (Score:3, Funny)
Many Americans like his show (myself included), but that doesn't mean that we think of Steve Irwin as the prototypical Australian, no more than Paul Hogan, or Russel Crowe, etc.
I would hate for other to judge all Americans by, say, George W. Bush.
DON'T FORGET!! (Score:5, Funny)
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a towel!
Clearly, for the budget-limited geek, (Score:3, Funny)
His own.
Oh, with a year's supply of microwave meals.
Re:Marconi wireless station on Cape Cod.. (Score:2, Funny)
Redmond, Washington (Score:1, Funny)
There be fun in Nevada! (Score:5, Funny)
Very geek friendly.
The coasts (Score:5, Funny)
At least, this is what my friends in New York, Los Angeles, and San Francisco tell me. It must be true, because they're the elite of America.
Re:don't come here! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at (Score:5, Funny)
Wait until you have to return something to them... You'll really shed some tears.
I quess lots of others [google.com] think so as well.
Re:Steve Irwin (Score:4, Funny)
A guy I know was standing in line at immigration control in Sydney after a delayed flight from Hong Kong. The guy in front of him was British business man and handed the customs person his passport. The Brit was giving terse, unfriendly answers to the questions he was being asked. When asked if he had ever been convicted of a crime, the British businessman was pushed over his limit of bureaucratic annoyance and replied "I didn't think it was a requirement anymore." He was refused entry!
Anyway, if you had to live with Irwin, Newton-John, et al, you'd be pissy, too!
Re:Bay Area! (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Big Tire (Score:1, Funny)
Montreal (Score:3, Funny)
Re:The Secret Stash (Score:2, Funny)
Holland, Michigan home of the Taco (Score:2, Funny)
My Dick (Score:1, Funny)
Of course, you really only need to be on the same hemisphere as me to see it, so you don't need to come all the way to the States...
Re:Steve Irwin (Score:2, Funny)
Why not visit Egg Troll's apartment?! (Score:5, Funny)
Book your reservation now [mailto], before its too late!!
Re:Forget the big sights, Fry's is where it's at (Score:3, Funny)
Damn...
So let me get this straight, soft_guy was at Fry's looking for XXX. Were you trying to upgrade your nick to hard_guy?
Please accept my apologies for a complete lack of self control.
Burning Man at Home (Score:4, Funny)
Pay an escort of your affectional preference subset to not bathe for five days, cover themselves in glitter, dust, and sunscreen, wear a skanky neon wig, dance close naked, then say they have a lover back home at the end of the night.
Tear down your house. Put it in a truck. Drive 10 hours in any direction. Put the house back together. Invite everyone you meet to come over and party. When everyone leaves, follow them back to their homes, drink all their booze, and break things.
Buy a new set of expensive camping gear. Break it.
Stack all your fans in one corner of your living room. Put on your most fabulous outfit. Turn the fans on full blast. Dump a vacuum cleaner bag in front of them.
Pitch your tent next to the wall of speakers in a crowded, noisy club. Go to sleep. Wake up 2 hours later in a 110+ degree tent.
Only use the toilet in a house that is at least 3 blocks away. Drain all the water from the toilet. Only flush it every 4 days. Hide all the toilet paper.
Visit a restaurant and pay them to let you alternate lying in the walk-in freezer and sitting in the oven.
Don't sleep for 5 days. Take a wide variety of hallucinogenic/emotion altering drugs. Pick a fight with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Cut, burn, electrocute, bruise, and sunburn various parts of your body. Forget how you did it. Don't go to a doctor.
Buy a new pair of favorite shoes. Throw one shoe away.
Spend a whole year rummaging through thrift stores for the perfect, most outrageous costume. Forget to pack it.
Listen to music you hate for 168 hours straight, or until you think you are going to scream. Scream. Realize you'll love the music for the rest of your life.
Get so drunk you can't recognize your own house. Walk slowly around the block for 5 hours.
Sprinkle dirty sand in all your food.
Mail $200 to the Reno casino of your choice.
Go to a museum. Find one of Salvador Dali's more disturbing but beautiful paintings. Climb inside it.
Spend thousands of dollars on a deeply personal art work. Hide it in a funhouse on the edge of the city. Blow it up.
Set up a DJ system downwind of a three alarm fire. Play a short loop of drum'n'bass until the embers are cold.
Have a 3 a.m. soul baring conversation with a drag nun in platforms, a crocodile, and Bugs Bunny. Be unable to tell if you're hallucinating.
Exploratorium, NY Public Library (Score:2, Funny)
Your second stop will be the main branch of the New York Pubilc Library, a gorgeous 19th/early 20th century building that simply looks like a library should. If anyone gives you trouble, this is the right place to use the line, "Back off man - I'm a scientist."
Re:The coasts (Score:1, Funny)
Lots of geeks here (Score:3, Funny)
United States Courthouse
Room 3035
280 South First Street
San Jose, CA 95113-3099
This is the United States Bankruptcy Court for the Northern District of California, formerly known as Silicon Valley. Spend a day here and learn all about the new economy the hard way.
Re:Two in New Mexico (Score:3, Funny)
Bring _strong_ sunscreen.
You forgot a few more things... (Score:2, Funny)
Rip the rear bumper off your rented RV
Find out the sewage drainage line on your rented RV has a leak in it.
Re:The coasts (Score:2, Funny)
Thank you.
Quarks Bar - Hilton - Las Vegas (Score:2, Funny)