Christmas Bonuses? 320
An anonymous reader asks: "I run a small startup company who was able to turn a buck during this past year. To say 'Thank you' to the employees who put in so much time and effort to get us financially stable I would like to give them a Christmas bonus. However, I've never received one before, so what is appropriate? I have 5 employees and I want to give them all the same bonus, but while I can afford about $1500 a person, is that too much? Would gifts be more appropriate then money? What are some bonuses the Slashdot crowd has received in the past?"
has to be said... (Score:5, Funny)
My initial reaction (Score:3, Funny)
Whores! Whores, I tell you! (Score:5, Funny)
Lots and lots of whores!
You run a tech company, right?
Just imagine the loyalty they'll feel toward you, once they can honestly tell their Dungeons & Dragons buddies that they finally lost their virginity in real life.
Re:What Do They Want? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Save some for party (Score:3, Funny)
Re:what a sad comment (Score:2, Funny)
Now you HAVE to give them 1500 (Score:4, Funny)