What's the Worst Job Posting You've Seen? 1214
Kickstart70 asks: "Recently myself and a number of friends of mine who work or worked in IT jobs have been remarking on absolutely horrible job postings for low-level IT jobs paying small change. It seems the headhunters and employers are still wanting knowledge in everything, at least one degree but preferably two, and want to keep employees on minimal wages (in the job listing linked, the wage is in Canadian dollars). Is this common everywhere? What's the worst job posting you have seen?"
Several good sites (Score:3, Informative)
http://fuckthatjob.com/index.php
E-mails of the suthibut family (doesn't seem to be updated)
http://blog.postapocalypse.com/dave/dav
Lots of them here (Score:5, Informative)
Gotta do something to give that CEO his bonus (studies show that executive compensation has gone up over 17% in the past year. Bah.)
In US dollars (Score:2, Informative)
That's 13.05 to 14.58 US dollars per hour.
(No this is not a cheap anti-Canada joke. Currency conversion is taken from here [xe.com], the first Google lsiting for currency conversion [google.com].
Re:That's like... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Lots of them here (Score:1, Informative)
I don't even work in IT at all, I'm a Architect, and it's *insane* what some people ask for when it comes to CAD skills; same story- years more experance than the software's even been available, or a posting I saw last week that require you to be a expert in four different CAD systems, have knowlege of five others, be able to *program* in the custom languages of two- and this was for a *design position* not a CAD manager or something that actually might require such knowlege. And again, like other posters are pointing out, if you're an 'expert' in AutoCAD, 3D Studio, Maya, Revit, ArchiCAD, and on, and on, then you sure as hell will be able to find a way better job than sloggin' along in some CAD-monkey position- heck, you might as well go work for a movie/animation studio, or AutoDesk!
So I think it has everything to do with the fact that Management still has no real idea what's going on, and that the rift between those of us that know about IT and those that don't is much much MUCH wider than most of us geeks would like to think. Heck, most of the people here in the office don't even understand the difference between 'reply' and 'reply all'...
I don't think it has anything to do exploitation!
Worst I've seen (Score:3, Informative)
Mirrored copy:
Re:Interesting requirements... (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Interesting requirements... (Score:5, Informative)
Although French-English bilingualism is common in the eastern provinces, it is rare in the west. Less than 7% in BC [ocol-clo.gc.ca] and Alberta [ocol-clo.gc.ca]. I would say this percentage is even smaller within the techie demographic.
I resemble that remark! (Score:2, Informative)
Re:Interesting requirements... (Score:2, Informative)
Oddest requirements (Score:3, Informative)
This sort of requirement has settled down to MS Word now, but not long ago technical staff that could work out how to use any word processing package in detail with less than five minutes with a manual (or ten without) were not considered unless they listed a particular word processing package on their resume. I had about twelve listed on mine for such situations, from Chiwriter up. All this is irrelevant, however, when you submit the resume as a PDF file and the employement agent doesn't know how to read it.
Re:Bad Job Description (Score:3, Informative)
I've seen Kelly's people doing the exact same job for 3 or 4 years.
Kelly's are fun people to work for, when they fire you they don't have the balls to talk to you at the office, they call you at home and tell you not to come in. They mail you your stuff.
Re:Real posting... (Score:1, Informative)
So, if you're comparing yourself to the incoming class at MIT, 1220 isn't so good. If you're comparing to the population in general, a lot more people get below 1220 than above it (81% in fact).
Here's a PDF [collegeboard.com] of percentiles corresponding to various scores. In case you hate PDF files:
Score____Percentile
1400_____96
1300_____89
1000_____44
900______27
If you see crap on our site, please either email (Score:2, Informative)
Thanks!
Craig
They don't want to hire you! (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Interesting requirements... (Score:3, Informative)
Hey, I'm hiring a lot (Score:3, Informative)
Now, for those of you who clicked before reading on, the only drawback is that I have no money, so there is no pay
Re:Focus on the Family (Score:2, Informative)
-philip
There's a site for jobs like this... (Score:2, Informative)
Good points, but... (Score:1, Informative)
Re:Interesting requirements... (Score:3, Informative)
$10/hour, 40 hours a week, 4 weeks in a month = $1,600 per month.
$19/hour, 40 hours a week, 4 weeks a month = $3,040 per month.
In Edmonton, the cheapest apartments are about $400/mo, but we'll be a bit generous and assume that you don't want to live in a slum. So, $700/mo for your apartment, plus $50/mo for cable internet, plus $25/mo phone, plus heat/water/power will probably run you up $100/mo (I'm not sure on this one, my roommate pays those bills
So, for the $19/hour job, if you factor in those expenses, plus taxes, you're still left with around $2,000/mo for things like food, entertainment, etc. That's a lot of money (to me, anyway).
Re:That's like... (Score:2, Informative)
Drugs are indeed made in the US, so perhaps US consumers should be asking why they pay the highest prices in the entire world for them.
Re:bladernr, How can I become you? (Score:3, Informative)
What do I have to learn? How can I best learn it?
Know more than just a programming language. I will give you a for instance: if you are in telecom, buy and read IEC's "The Basics of Telecommunications."
Read a good book on corporate finance. When the boss is having budget problems, help him work them out. Few managers really understand finance and the difference between Capitalizated Expenses and true expenses, and how to capitalize assets. Get the boss to start asking you questions on how to do his job.
Learn other people's jobs on your team. You want to be the "go-to" guy on stuff. It results in more hours, but more visibility. You want to be the guy sitting in requirements-gathering meetings with business owners. The more people who know (and respect) you, the better.
Don't be the guy in the trenches, be the one that people trust.
Above all, liberaly use the phase "I don't know." You want to use it so much, that when you say you do know something, there is not a doubt in anyone's mind that you are telling the truth. That builds trust. Trust builds respect. Respect=promotions.
Also, more personally (because my wife is in this situation), if you are in a company where you won't advance because it is too "good-ole-boy-system" or whatever, move on. Most companies these days really are a meritocracy, but I suspect that a third of them still are "the club" type places. You don't want to be in those systems. Work somewhere were your hard-work, knowledge and desire are rewarded (which is most, but not nearly all, companies).
Of course, I don't have all the answers. This is how I built my career, and I think it works. We all have to find our groove and work in it. But things like integrity and work-ethic transcend all industry and most political concerns.