What to Get My Geek for Valentine's Day? 1034
A reader writes "Help!!! I've been dating my geek for three months and I'm in a bit of a dilemma. So I thought I'd ask the men of Slashdot what they would want as a Valentine's Day gift. I'm looking for something out of the ordinary that will knock his socks off. Somthing clever, crafty and unique. The budget is $100. My geek's interests are typical geek fare, games, computers, music and gadgetry. So! You, men of Slashdot, tell me what you would want to recieve for Valentine's day and help me make my geek happy."
Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
Who are these mods?
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
Since my experince, I have no idea how to use objects or even semi-colons!
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(Sorry, but someone had to say it)
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
I can see the ad now: At Microsoft, we need the best programmers. Only virgins need apply. We attribute the numerous security flaws in Windows to programmers who have gotten laid. Our studies show that one blow job is responsible for an average of seventeen buffer overflows. Be pure and join our team.
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Re:Blow job (Score:5, Insightful)
But some women don't understand and some women do - and the ones that do, those are the ones we stick with.
If you want to make sure you get that BJ for Valentine's Day - buy her velour knee pads.
Techs & sex (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Interesting)
This is 2004, not 1904. If they've been dating for three months, he's already getting blowjobs, or better. A Valentines gift should be something special.
First thing that comes to mind after the blowjob suggestion gets us stuck on thinking of things involving genitals is to do something in the bedroom that you wouldn't normally do because it is too much effort. For instance, he's a gamer...so how about some cosplay? Dress up as some kind of young Japanese girl, anime style, and let him have his perverted way. :-)
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
Are you the Gatekeeper? Where the fuck you been?
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
While in a sex store buying stuff for one of my friend's bachelorette party, I saw some instructional tapes. One of them was simply labelled "Fellatio." I had the idea of buying it for my girlfriend on Valentine's Day. I think it might be fun . . .
And if she doesn't like it, I can just say, " That's alright, I just got it as a gag gift."
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Funny)
*Gag* gift? Braggart.
<rim shot
Either that or, if gagging is a problem, you need to get her the *Advanced* Fellatio tape.
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Re:Blow job (Score:5, Insightful)
Actually, they cost a lot LESS if you get them in a foreign country.
Recipe for a perfect Valentine's Day (Score:5, Insightful)
It's pretty simple... V-Day is on a Saturday, which means no work (hopefully), so it's perfect.
Arrange ahead of time to take the first half of the day for V-Day, and let him have the second half. Take him to the nearest arcade, with $40-50 worth of quarters, or go-kart racing, follow it up with lunch at something cheap but not fast food (maybe Bennigan's or Chili's), then to a movie he wants to see (maybe The Butterfly Effect, or Cold Mountain, but you know better), and have popcorn and icees/slushies or that 128oz. monster size soda.
Next, let him take over, hopefully he'll have something planned for you (remember you arranged ahead of time, so that's a good reminder for him).
When you get back, he'll have had an incredible day, hopefully you'll have had an incredible night, finish it off by taking him home (your place or his), for some intimate time. Do something with him that you've never done before, whether that be letting him get to second base, or your first time having sex in the shower (or the kitchen table, washing machine, etc. ;) )
As for me? My gf and I are currently seperated by that little pond we call the Atlantic Ocean, so I'm having flowers delivered to her, as well as a DVD player (she doesn't have one yet), and the complete Family Guy collection (I know my girl). I'm going to pick up some candles, break out the webcam, and we're going to have a candlelit dinner some 2000 miles apart...
Re:Blow job (Score:5, Informative)
Valentine's day gift for a geek. (Score:5, Funny)
a great gift is to let him know what you want him to get YOU on the holiday as well as where to eat.
How can YOU prevent the following conversation?
"Honey," (he begins ever so sweetly), "Where would you like dine?"
"Oh, I don't know dear, surprise me."
"But dear, my love of food means that there isn't a restaurant on planet earth that I don't like and you were so unhappy the fourth time Christmas week I took you to MickeyDee's, there was no lovin' for weeks after."
"Just pick a romantic place, OK?"
"Bunchkins, just name one or two or three you like, and I'll be more than happy to pick one."
(Tone at this point turns icy.) "That is NOT romantic. I want you to surprise me with a romantic choice."
"My love, when I surprised you on your birthday with a McFlurry and a hot McPie with a candle on top, I thought you would appreciate the originality. Instead, I obviously did something wrong when you threw it at me. Please just tell me what you would like."
"What I would like is for you to have a romantic thought. And since you want advice, make sure your gift is romantic, but not too flashy or ostentatious."
"Dearest, I am just too Geeky to translate the word 'romantic' into the most appropriate gift and dinner. I know you love me despite my geekiness. Couldn't you just give me a note with the details of what to get you and where to take you?"
"If you ever want affection even once in you life after the holiday, I suggest you drop this conversation now and do what you need to do."
Geek mutters under breath, "I should have slit my wrists a long time ago."
Geeks are NOT sad losers (Score:5, Insightful)
Aside from programming (and computers in general), I enjoy other forms of art including photography and sketching. I've been married for 15 years, and I'm a father. I enjoy riding my Triumph Trophy 1200 motorcycle, and training my dog to do agility. But even when I'm doing all of those things, my mind is still racing with hundreds of ideas for the project d'jeur.
I don't know what your definition of `geek` is, but most of the people I know, who call themselves one, use my definition. Not the one in Websters, and they don't feel like it's a limitation either.
One more important point, I would like to direct your attention to, is that you are enjoying the benefits of the geeks. Many of us designed the computers, along with many other things, and wrote the code to contol them. Obviously you don't scoff at the use of these items, and we've made our money doing it.
So again I ask, who are you to determine that being a geek qualifies us as losers. I see you as the loozer, since you don't have the sack or brains to do it yourself.
Re:Geeks are NOT sad losers (Score:5, Funny)
The Best Store (Score:5, Insightful)
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- get undressed and possibly into a leather and chains (with whip) outfit. Substitute rubber or lingerie according to (his) taste.
- get out the KY
- get a couple of your/his friends around
- get at it
If he gets presents like these, he's soon be much happier about turning older each year.
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Informative)
I would also suggest a Leatherman [leatherman.com], if he doesn't already have one. Most models are in the $30-$70(US) range, and are very handy. I have actually given them to two of my past girlfriends (no jokes about the reasons for them being ex's, please). They both loved them.
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Funny)
I would also suggest a Leatherman
I don't know if that's such a great idea [google.com].
~jeff
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Funny)
Although they forgot some errors that would be equally amusing
402 "Payment Required"
405 "Method not Allowed"
411 "Length Required"
500 "Internal Server Error" (you know, for that time of the month)
503 "Service Unavailable"
If you've read this far I'm sure you can tell I'll be on my own for Valentine's Day. Fuck.
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Funny)
A mirror or two can help, but not nearly enough to distribute the load. You'll need to get a whole server farm going just to be able to handle a moderate number of requests.
Re:The Best Store (Score:5, Funny)
ThinkGeek Valentine guide (Score:5, Interesting)
one suggestion (Score:5, Funny)
Re:one suggestion (Score:5, Insightful)
Hey, some of us are geeks and proud of it. I have no problem with someone calling me a geek when it isn't done in an insulting manner. Even then I often take it as a compliment.
This is a good thread. My gf has a hard time shopping for me sometimes. I maintain a list of DVDs I want, and she often snags something off that list. A lot of geeks maintain a wish list somewhere. Other times, it is just something I've mentioned I've wanted.
Although, one time I had been mentioning wanting an umbrella for a while, but hadn't gotten my butt to go shopping for one. So she hands me this blue-purple umbrella. For some reason, women seem to think purple works for guys. I had to be careful not to offend her, but I ended up going to the store and returning it for a nicer black one.
I do have some male friends that like purple, but most of them are gay. The general advice about shopping for men, still applies to most geeks.
The difference for geeks is they like cool toys and often care a lot about quality. If you get something that normally comes in a cheap plastic, but they make a nice shiny metal one. Most people might not care, but a lot of geeks will like the nice shiny metal one. I wish I had an example, but I hope I got the idea accross.
Re:one suggestion (Score:5, Funny)
Geek with a girlfriend? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Geek with a girlfriend? (Score:5, Insightful)
Combine his two biggest interests (Score:5, Funny)
Just don't get it backwards-- wear the 200 ones when you are gearing to go.
Hmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
- Seven of Nine (Star Trek)
- Princess Leah (You know, the mini stuff)
What else? ohh...he might wanna have sex with you but our kind is used to rejection so it should be ok.
Re:Hmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
PS- If he shouts, "That's a lot of polygons" ignore it. S'all good.
Re:Hmm.... (Score:5, Funny)
Newbie. Everyone knows bezier curves and bump mapping are the best ways to turn a guy on. Just as important, of corse, is the "bounce algorithm" - don't forget to debug yours!
Lucky bastard... (Score:5, Insightful)
Asking a Geek?! (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe you could get him some soap, a razor or decent clothes.
A room that is NOT in the basement would probably be good, too.
Sunlight is also a good possibility.
Re:Asking a Geek?! (Score:5, Funny)
Something non-geeky (Score:5, Insightful)
So, my suggestion is, get him something non-geeky that he'd like or has commented on that shows you realize he is much more than just Geek.
Re:Something non-geeky (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Something non-geeky (Score:5, Insightful)
Here's an idea: get him something that is not geek-oriented at all. He will probably treasure it more than something destined to end up in one of his techno-junk piles or handed down to his "lower-tech" buddies.
Re:Something non-geeky (Score:5, Interesting)
The whole idea of setting aside certain days of the year to give gifts just pisses me off to no end. I have no problem with getting gifts for people, but only if I feel like it and I want to. I just absolutely hate the feeling of obligating to get gifts for people. The problem is when people expect gifts and then I don't get them somthing, they are disappointed and then it makes me feel bad. They never fuckign seem to take into account that I'm a poor college boy and I can't afford all that shit. Am I supposed to not eat so that I can buy shit for people? I'm sorry guys, but I have to think of myself first.
uh, sorry about that rant, but it's that time of year and I'm pissed off about it.
Re:Something non-geeky (Score:5, Insightful)
But I can't agree with you more. I don't give christmas gifts, birthday gifts or whatever. If I see something in the store that reminds me of someone and think they'd like it, and I can afford it, I'll get it for them. I hate the attitudes of people of expecting something, and thankfully, my family is understanding of my philosophy. If it's about giving, why hold it to a particular day (here's your christmas gift, I got it weeks ago but you can't enjoy it until a certain day). How idiotic is that? Then, it becomes more about making yourself feel better about giving than the actual giving.
And as others have said, dont get me "geek" stuff unless you know I want it. I always appreciate the thought, effort put into gifts and the caring by the other person, but if I had wanted to buy an mp3 player or whatever, I would've. Maybe I want the Rio instead of an iPod. Maybe I care more about the RPM than HD size. Even if you get expert advice from other "geeks", their values and tastes can (and tend to) differ.
The best thing about a relationship, imo, is the intimacy. Spend valentines day together playing games that you both like or watch some movies that you guys like or whatnot. Plan the day together and lose yourself in each other's company and love.
Re:Something non-geeky (Score:5, Insightful)
You can also generally find better keyboards and mice, but you'll want to have him try a bunch and pick his favorite, because different ones feel better for different people.
To all those who said "BJ" (Score:5, Funny)
Tools! (Score:5, Informative)
Hrm (Score:5, Insightful)
"A Reader" writes... A reader of Slashdot that doesn't know what a geek wants as a gift, Okkaaay.
This whole thing seems like a big shill story to get people to post links to ThinkGeek, which is of course owned by the same company as Slashdot.
Re:Hrm (Score:5, Funny)
What do you *both* want? (Score:5, Insightful)
My suggestion (Score:5, Funny)
(I'm jealous and trying to break you up)
A quick search on google (Score:5, Interesting)
Well, lady, just typing "the perfect present for a geek" [google.com] in google gave me some interesting links...
This one might help you [presentpicker.com].
A poem from the heart. (Score:5, Funny)
Violets are blue
All of my base
Are belong to you
Re:A poem from the heart. (Score:5, Funny)
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
Re:A poem from the heart. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A poem from the heart. (Score:5, Funny)
Roses are #FF0000
Violets are #0000FF
chown -R you ~/base
Re:A poem from the heart. (Score:5, Funny)
Roses are red
Violets are blue
In Soviet Russia
Poems Write You
Amazon's hidden "Geek" section (Score:5, Interesting)
Love (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Love (Score:5, Funny)
Second that. (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:This is why I dislike humanity (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm somewhat of the opinion that women just take awhile to come to their senses, and the geek men just don't change at all. Women spend all those years going out "to have fun" and dance and "spend time with friends" and the all of a sudden one day that biological starts ticking louder and louder, and suddenly the hilarious well-coordinated pub-crawling metrosexuals just don't seem like the guys they're looking for anymore.
Obviously don't take this post too seriously.
Really consider sex (Score:5, Insightful)
Seriously, healthly people like sex. Good caring sex, more so.
You get him $100 worth of somethng from ThinkGeek and its something anyone could give, really lacks creativity and will be forgotten in a year.
Hot, wild monkey sex with a liberal dose of caring and understanding towards your partner's needs will blow his/her mind away, is going to be unique to each other and will strengthen your relationship.
If, for your personal reasons, you are waiting to get married or whatever, then head over to ThinkGeek.
Re:Really consider sex (Score:5, Funny)
Monkey sex? Pff, I'd rather just have an army of monkeys. With that I could take over the world and get sex whenever I wanted.
Re:Really consider sex (Score:5, Insightful)
Really? Maybe some places. My wife and I waited until we were married, and most of our friends did, too. So we went to a private school, whatever. Even at the university where I did my grad work, there were a lot of people waiting for engagement or marriage. I think it tends to get exaggerated that people don't wait for marriage anymore. A lot of people do, and there's nothing wrong with that.
Suppression, as opposed to repression, is not a bad thing... it just means you think something is special or important enough to reserve it, despite the fact that it may mean delaying gratification. Repression gets people into trouble because it's hard to break the guilt and shame association that they've convinced themselves of, and it ends up screwing up their married sex lives.
Also, I have to say that it's pretty shallow to break off a relationship because your partner wants to wait to have sex. It's only one part of a multi-faceted interaction, and you'll do just fine without for a while.
Re:Really consider sex (Score:5, Insightful)
Now I really wish I had been a little more free in my earlier years. Nobody likes to get cheated on, but I think it's worse when you're an innocent fool like I was. Now I'm a balding middle aged guy with few prospects and the only love I've ever had demoted me to fourth place (at best).
Anyways -- everyone's different. But don't be surprised if it happens to you. 70% of all marriages include infidelity, I've learned. And that's just the ones who admit it on a survey.
I used to think that sex was a meaningful act of love. That's still the only way I've experienced it. But I think that it's healthier and more realistic if you think of it as a game.
Cheers.
A memory is the best present one can give (Score:5, Insightful)
March 14 (Score:5, Funny)
One Sugestion (Score:5, Insightful)
A sincere smile, an embrace ... (Score:5, Insightful)
These all last much longer, and go much deeper, than any consumable, in my opinion.
Regards,
John
Something special (Score:5, Insightful)
Well, so far everybody has suggested some kind of sexual favour... but either it's happened already or you have reasons why not. Oh well. Here are ideas you can actually tell him about in front of your parents:
Re:Something special (Score:5, Informative)
As cheesy as some might think it, most geeks I know would appreciate a lava lamp. I've got one on my desk at work -- it's relaxing after a long coding session to lean back and stare at the globs rising and falling and smacking into each other.
Just a thought.
Cheers
Re:Something special (Score:5, Insightful)
Go look at the slashdot hall of fame. It's a long shot, and it depends on the guy, but get him something political. A tiger, or an acre of rain forest, or whatever. Or a donation to the EFF, or Debian, or Gentoo, or Fedora, or Blender or Wikipedia or Mandrake or any of hundreds of worthy projects that he probably takes advantage of on a daily basis.
Geeks have money, and they buy exactly the toys they want when they want. You can't win buying him a gadget.
Victoria Secrets (Score:5, Insightful)
Asking on Slashdot (Score:5, Insightful)
It's Valentine's day. Save the hardware and gadgetry for his birthday, Christmas, etc. Valentine's day, for one day, you can be sentimental, even to a techie. The geekiest you'd want to go would be, like, "his and hers" memory cards or something. :-) Something you've made yourself, even if it is tech-related, is best.
Of course, you could just let him see this thread. A girlfriend who likes her geek beau enough that she'll ask the nexus of geekdom how to best make a geek happy? Just the knowledge that a girl cares that much and knows him that well is a major gift in itself. Maybe frame the thread or something. :-)
Best gift: take some of his worries away (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm not saying your geek has any of these problems, but chances are, he's still feeling the stress of his first V-day in a relatively new relationship. The absolute perfect gift for me would be for my girlfriend to show up at my place on February 13th, tell me she had cancelled my reservations, and drive me to dinner. (Regardless of who pays.) It would show that she understands my problems. (And she does--she's been a huge help getting this far, and it was her suggestion that we take Friday off and spend the weekend with my recently divorced mother.)
As for presents though, every guy honestly really just wants the same thing--a great night in bed with no distractions. Pay any roommates to be conviently not there if necessary. If you want to get him something physical though (ah-ha), consider a framed picture of the two of you for his desk at work. Guys like pictures. Honestly. We're just too lazy to get a nice print, frame, etc etc.
This works nicely because guys NEVER ask other guys what they got for Valentine's Day. The only people who ask are women, and women will appreciate you for the thoughtful gesture and will respect him for having such a wonderful girlfriend.
Leatherman + packaging (Score:5, Insightful)
For the 'crafty' 'unique' bit, you may want to consider some special kind of packaging that is challenging to actually open... My little brother always gets the same gift for his birthday (money), but he never got a gift from me that didn't take at least 15 minutes get fully open.
One possible example: present him his gift in a box closed with a couple of padlocks, and make him earn the keys with some fun assignments (up to you to think of those).
WRT all the 'sex' postings: sex is not a 'gift' or something you should 'give'. On valentine, you should most importantly make time for each other and enjoy being together in whatever way you spend the day/evening.
Something classy (Score:5, Insightful)
So buy him something nice and classy. For $100 you can buy him a nice analog watch or maybe a nice shirt or two.
He may not appreciate it at first, but this way when you drag him along to a social function or he has to work with someone other than a fellow geek he'l have something to wear that actually looks good and he'll be able to fit in. After he gets a few compliments on his watch or clothes he'll want to wear them every time he goes out.
LEGO!!!! (Score:5, Interesting)
Too many people have thier heads in their pants to think of the one true geek gift, the all-mighty LEGO set. I can't think of any geeks that don't love them.
Granted, nowardays the selection isn't that great, but for $100 you can get a reasonably complicated one.
And as an added bonus, the gift is somewhat romantic as you can spend some time that day putting it together before engaging in more traditional romantic endevours.
I'm kind of a geek, and here's what I'd want.. (Score:5, Insightful)
Secondly, the ideas about sex and whatever are all great. However, these sound like ideas from people currently not getting sex. If you're sleeping with your boyfriend already, then sleeping with him some more on valentine's day is probably something that will happen anyway and isn't a great gift. If you wanted to turn sex into a gift, then I think you'd better be doing something that's more fantasy based or something unusual (a trip to VS or a night at the sybaris (or one of those sex hotels if they don't have the sybaris by you).
As for just spending the day together, while that is beautiful and I really want to spend the day with my wife on valentine's day, it's something that's going to be done anyway, and you'd probably feel pretty silly saying my gift to you is spending time with you. (I can't think of many things that would sound more conceited). Since basically, he could reply the same way.
So with those things in mind, here's a few ideas:
1) Take an interest in something he loves that you normally have no interest in. It depends on what kind of things you normally do together, but if you hate action movies renting one of his favorites, or watching star wars even if you hate it, or playing some multi-player games you don't like are all great ideas.
2) Get tickets to an event. This is even better when combined with item #1. If you hate sports and he loves them, he'll really appreciate tickets to a basketball, baseball, or hockey game. Tickets to a comedy show, or some other show (as long as it's something he'd like, and not something you'd like, but he'd hate) would also be great.
3) Agree not to make valentine's day a big deal. He's probably stressing out about what to get you for valentine's day, because he wants to do something special for you, but it's hard to feel special buying the same stuff everyone else is (you are obviously feeling somewhat of the same challenge). That being the case, agree to not buy each other gifts, but instead mutually plan an evening together. Go out to see a show, get some nice dinner, maybe plan some bedroom sports for afterwards that are a little spicier than normal (if you are doing that kind of thing that is).
Anyway, just some thoughts!
give him some bits (Score:5, Funny)
My suggestion for a three-month relationship: give him the high order 32 bits of the prime factors of the modulus of your RSA private key.
Give 96 mores bits at your 1 year anniversery. 64 more bits at your engagement, and 192 bits at your wedding.
The perfect gift for a geek: (Score:5, Funny)
Nice clothes, or something non-geeky (Score:5, Interesting)
What my girlfriend usually gets me are some clothes that make me look good (I have a tendency to buy comfortable clothes), which i can wear to nice events or dates. This works out because I hate spending more than $20 on a pair of pants or shirt (or clothes in general), because she has better taste than I do, and because it leaves me to pick my own geeky self-presents.
Seriously, if you wanna make your geek happy, buy him some clothes that you think make him look hot and then tell him how great he looks in them.
Together (Score:5, Insightful)
I've noticed many different answers ranging from sex to thinkgeek to romantic dinners, and that is because each "geek" is different. If you go to slashdot and ask a question like this, you'll get diverse answers from the diverse user base. The truth of the matter is that you know him better than anyone, you have all of the customized knowledge of your "geek" who is really just a normal person like everyone else. There is no greater expert than you except maybe for his family members.
But keep in mind Valentines day is not like a Birthday or even Christmas, it isn't about getting or giving gifts. As I stated above it is about love and celebrating it. Really the day is not about him or you, it's about the two of you. Getting him a gadget or something may be okay for Christmas or his Birthday because A) it is HIS Birthday so the day is about him and B) Christmas is about exchanging gifts....but Valentines day is about the two of you.
Some of the standard type ideas to get you in the right frame of mind:
Some ideas are lame, some are good, but all of them involve not just him and not just you, but the two of you.
Well you get the idea, I don't want to give away any specifics lest certain other people read this and are not surprised.....But don't underestimate the gift of your company. It goes without saying that you should try to spend all the time with him on Valentines day that you can. If you could take the day off from work and so could he (or school or whatever) and spend it together, that in itself would be a great gift.
Nothing (Score:5, Interesting)
Lingerie (Score:5, Interesting)
Really, geek toys are for Christmas. This is VALENTINE'S day coming up, the day of non-material gift-giving.
(Though I suspect he'd dig either the blowjob and/or threesome
If he's like most geeks... (Score:5, Interesting)
Dressing up in something a little sexy and waking him up that way one morning might just fit the bill.
The supposed lack of interest or opportunity related to sex is largely a myth. Geeks have very strong sexual desires and usually can be quite "open minded" once they are comfortable with their partner.
if you are his girlfriend... (Score:5, Funny)
Rez + Trance Vibe (Re:Not really a geek ) (Score:5, Interesting)
Re:Computer Parts (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Computer Parts (Score:5, Insightful)
My advice: let him pick the parts himself.
Re:The gift he'll cherish (Score:5, Insightful)
Re:Actually... (Score:5, Funny)
Geekier than that... (Score:5, Interesting)
1. Go to Molecular Expressions Beershots [molecularexpressions.com], locate the microscopic photo of his favorite beer, and order the poster.
2. While it is shipping, go have a custom frame made for the poster.
3. Give framed poster and 6-pack of favorite beer as Valentine's Day presents.
You should be able to accomplish this for around $100, and it will appeal to many geek traits: Science, Art, the Unusual and Extraordinary, and Love of Alcohol. He'll totally dig it. And as an added bonus for you, after a few beers he'll probably be better in bed.
-FF
Re:Dinner (Score:5, Funny)
I decided to give up my chance to moderate this story because I couldn't find a -1 "Too Informative" mod for this.
Re:One thing that doesn't cost anything (Score:5, Funny)