Entertaining Your Brain? 222
Spencer Wilson asks: "I'm constantly told that I have an extremely high intelligence. I always feel like I should know so much more, though. Do you, the Slashdot readers, know of any ways to improve ones brain power? Perhaps books, Web sites, etc., that provide questions that involve ways to increase memory, creativity, mental agility, logic reasoning, intelligence, etc. Are there any diets/exercises that really help?"
Drinking (Score:5, Funny)
SuDZ
The *most* effective means... (Score:5, Funny)
[rolls eyes]
Re:Drinking (Score:3, Funny)
Hmmmm (Score:5, Funny)
Quit hanging out with your mom.
Me too. (Score:5, Funny)
Yeah, I only hang around with dumb people that make me look smart too.
SuDZ
Re:Drinking (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whoever told you that (Score:1, Funny)
Agh.
Let me guess ... (Score:2, Funny)
YES (Score:5, Funny)
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Re:Intelligence and Knowledge are Not the Same Thi (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whoever told you that (Score:3, Funny)
I'm constantly told that I have an extremely high (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Drinking (Score:2, Funny)
Like the tokin' spacecowboy tells us, alcohol kills brain cells, killing the weakest ones. Everyone knows this. Everyone also knows that the average human only ever uses 10% of her potential brain power, with the exceptional folks only using a few percentage points more.
When you drink, you are indeed culling the bad, thinning the herd. And as a result, you're giving yourself the chance to use only the best of the best of your brain cells. If you're only going to use 10% of your grey matter, why the hell use all of the average stuff? Why not weed it out, with only the cream of the crop left over for your computational needs?
Intelligence and the TV (Score:2, Funny)
-- Gallagher
Found in the Linux Fortunes DB ;-)
Re:Drinking (Score:5, Funny)
One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory to his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:
"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members. In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you always feel smarter after a few beers."
Re:Just about anything except television. (Score:3, Funny)