Funniest IT Related Boasts You've Heard? 490
Karma asks: "The other day I saw a Slashdot comment which read, '[Projects] don't start getting interesting until you are dealing with Staff Years to develop them. Anything under that and you can actually keep the full design in your head'. An immodest boast, but not too funny. This made me wonder, in the macho worlds of IT and developers, what are the funniest and silliest boasts or bragging claims you've made, or heard? Tell us how they came back to haunt the overconfident."
The classic Bill Gates (Score:5, Informative)
Of course there are disputes as to whether this was actually said or not, or the context...but certainly one of the funniest and most famous tech boasts.
Re:The classic Bill Gates (Score:2, Informative)
Re:My uptime is.... (Score:3, Informative)
Re:"Expert Programmer" (Score:2, Informative)
want to learn verilog? the crap we get to do makes gotos look classy.
Re:"Expert Programmer" (Score:2, Informative)
Most can't.
Re:"Expert Programmer" (Score:3, Informative)
Yet, I've had to describe what a hashtable is and how to use it to multiple professional programers in a couple different companies.
Data structes are the tools of CS. If a building contractor showed up the first day to work and couldn't hand me a framing hammer, I'd let him go too.
Joe
Re:The classic Bill Gates (Score:4, Informative)
Not that that really proves a damn thing (except that one urban legend is true), but it's a cool story.
Re:"Expert Programmer" (Score:4, Informative)
Here is my solution, written in LISP. Since the OP didn't specify where on the list to add the item, I will add it to the front.
Two simple anecdotes (Score:3, Informative)
Once, I was talking with my boss about how stupid some blue-collar people are when they refuse to use helmets or safety-goggles at work, just to play macho. Then I said a stupid joke about macho IT workers: "True men don't make backups". It was intended to be a joke, but some weeks later we lost our entire codebase because the server disks fried. The server was managed by a different department. The guys that were in charge of nursing it didn't have any backup, in spite of THAT being THEIR job. I think my boss still shivers when he remembers that joke. I'll keep it as a motto, and never trust anyone to backup my work.
Re:I AM AN EXPERT IN C++ (Score:4, Informative)