How Do You Store and Reconcile Email Archives? 380
heyitsjustme wants to know how you deal with old email. "I delete most of what I get but keep the stuff from friends and relations as an archive. Unfortunately I have these email archives from the late 80's through today in the form of macintosh, linux and windows mailboxes including AOL 1.0 mailboxes. What does everyone use to archive email across multiple platforms and non-standard mailbox formats? Is there an easy solution out there? Does anyone archive IM?"
Italian school of driving (Score:4, Funny)
Here's what I do... (Score:5, Funny)
rm -fR /var/spool/mail/* (Score:3, Funny)
and you are done!
I work for Microsoft (Score:5, Funny)
email archive (Score:4, Funny)
You must work for microsoft
Simple.. (Score:2, Funny)
One's things sure (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Here's what I do... (Score:5, Funny)
One day... someone... somewhere is going to invent some sort of mechanism for removing text you've already typed. It shall be called "back-one-space" and will remove the letter before it.
If this is impossible, surely they can keep a way of having all our text auto-submitted!
Re:Log everything... (Score:5, Funny)
Hey B5_geek, here's a trick to free up a lot of disk space *and* raise the S/N ratio in your logs:
mv irclog.txt irclog.txt.fat && grep -vi lol irclog.txt.fat > irclog.txt && rm -f irclog.txt.fat
Re:Archive what? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Archive what? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Here's what I do... (Score:3, Funny)
American school of driving (Score:2, Funny)
Dave's top ten (Score:5, Funny)
9. Disks fill up, no matter how cheap they are. Low cost doesn't excuse gluttony.
8. Backups take forever.
7. Restores take an eternity, especially if your not confident.
6. Mail client gets slower and slower.
5. Searches take too long.
4. Mail clients make mistakes, especially on big stores. See #7
3. Your CYA evidence may be used against you.
2. A mail store is not a file system and SMTP is not a file transfer protocol.
And the number one reason to delete your old email...
1. IT'S ALL A BUNCH OF USELESS CRAP JUST AS IT WAS WHEN YOU FIRST RECEIVED IT!!
Re:One word (Score:4, Funny)
Do you actually sign up to those free porn places?
My solution (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Insightful? (Score:1, Funny)
Post it on /. (Score:3, Funny)
As a bonus, you can tell which emails are worth reading by how they get moderated. All your work related emails will probably be modded Troll, except for your performance review, which will be modded +5 Funny. Email from your illicit lovers will be modded Insightful, since that type of thing is new to most of us. Email from your family will be conveniently modded down so you will not have to deal with it. Your friends won't need to send you any email at all, since they are probably already on Slashdot, and therefore, know enough to post in your threads.
Problem solved. Ah, Slashdot... Is there anything it can't do?
Re:Since a month back (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Dave's top ten (Score:2, Funny)
Hey! It has nostalgia value. I love being able to reminisce about the old Enlarge Your Penis offers I used to get back in the days when I could still look down and see it - damn programmer's gut.
Uh... I mean... I hear that's what others use it for.
Does anyone archive IM? (Score:2, Funny)