After College, What Type of Jobs Should One Seek? 628
Sushant Bhatia asks: "I'm coming to the end of my Masters degree, and I'm on the prowl for jobs. However, there are so many types out there it's just overwhelming for someone who's never had to go through the job-hunting process before. So, what should I do? Should I go for a full-time, contract, half-time, or something else? Also, what kind of position should a person with a Master's in Computer Science be looking for (other than dish washer)? I've been looking at senior software developer positions, but is that too high up the ladder for someone 'fresh' to cope with? My current manager (research lab) says that 'You should always find a job that is above your skill level so that you can learn and be challenged.' I think he's right, but is that something Slashdot readers agree with? What was your job coming out of university?"
Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
Learn people skills (Score:2, Funny)
Start with CEO (Score:3, Funny)
Something's Wrong Here (Score:5, Funny)
Most people here are kids working at McDonald's or aging, overweight geeks living in their parents basement.
My advice, listen to all the +5 comments, and do the exact opposite.
Re:Something's Wrong Here (Score:5, Funny)
My advice, listen to all the +5 comments, and do the exact opposite.
I really hope your comment gets to +5. The connundrum of doing the opposite of the opposite will make his head explode.
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
"Do you want fries with that?"
...probably the moderation system... (Score:5, Funny)
Of course, Slashdot moderation being what it is, the parent will probably end up with a +5 moderation, and then what do you do?
Re:Learn people skills (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
/me coughs
It's "Hi. I have a BS in Liberal Arts. Would you like Fries with that?"
Oh, and before you try it: Wrong kind of BS.
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Learn people skills (Score:3, Funny)
Here's the instructional video:
clickey [americanangst.com]...
Re:Why enter the real world? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:...probably the moderation system... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:5, Funny)
You mean a BA (Batchelor of Arts)..
unless of course, you mean bullshit degree
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:4, Funny)
Just doing my duty to apply logic to Slashdot comments that don't ask for it.
Re:...probably the moderation system... (Score:3, Funny)
That's an easy one. You take his advice and ignore what he told you to do...
Re:Learn to spell and punctuate, for one thing (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Learn to spell and punctuate, for one thing (Score:5, Funny)
If we weren't obsessive about details, our programs wouldn't compile, and we wouldn't be who we are.
Luckily, English isn't a compiled language. It's interpreted, and the intepreter's syntax is usually quite lax.
senior? (Score:2, Funny)
You have how many tens of thousands of dollars in education over how many years and you don't understand the meaning of the word "senior"?
Re:...probably the moderation system... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Cupstacker (Score:2, Funny)
Where by "famous" I assume you mean "as famous as Emily Fox."
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:3, Funny)
So do the computer thing as a hobby and become a plumber. From a lot of the code I've seen out there, plumbing would be a good step up and challenging.
As a plumber you'll be the richest guy in your city. And you'll know how to fix your own toilet. Never hire a programmer than can't fix a toilet (ref: US Army study in the 70s).
Either way you'll be putting up with the same shit from different assholes. So what's the difference?
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Learn to spell and punctuate, for one thing (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Learn people skills (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Learn people skills (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Master's in Computer Science, eh? (Score:1, Funny)