How Much Money do Programmers Really Make? 909
bigman2003 asks: "ADTmag.com recently released a list of average salaries for IT workers. Usually when I see these lists, I find out that I am grossly below the average salary. But this time I was very surprised to see that I am actually above the average! This is partly because of a recent raise, but it is also because the numbers quoted in this survey are lower than what I've seen the past from other surveys. This report quotes about $56,000 for the average application developer. I am a web developer (sure, laugh all you want) and I wanted to know specifically: How much are other web developers were making? And- How many hours a week does it take you to make it?"
well (Score:2, Funny)
Re:how much am I payed? (Score:5, Funny)
Bah (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I can never figure out what mine should be (Score:2, Funny)
Remember, you've got the keys to the castle!
Threaten to lock them out if they deny your raises and benefits (Free beer!)
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Re:National surveys are meaningless (Score:2, Funny)
Re:how much am I payed? (Score:5, Funny)
Sure, everyone knows what you mean, but in this world you can't just be competent, you have to be seen to be competent.
Simple formula (Score:5, Funny)
If you quit and leave with a pat on the back then you were being over-paid.
(... bottom line you are just a serf that will live a boring-unimportant-debt-filled life and most likely will welcome death after 30)
Re:Simple formula (Score:3, Funny)
Re:how much am I payed? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Not sure, but I bet I make less than you (Score:3, Funny)
You must do a lotta coke, pal... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I can never figure out what mine should be (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Short answer (Score:2, Funny)
Me? I make a whole $0 a year, $0 an hour, $0 a month. Every payday I look forward to a $0 check. Luckily, social engineering is good for other things than getting passwords.
Re:Simple formula (Score:5, Funny)
Go on, try it.
Life sucks. Get a helmet.
Re:What does this accomplish? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simple formula (Score:3, Funny)
Re:EA starting salary for software engineer (Score:3, Funny)
From what I hear from people who've accepted jobs as software engineers at EA here in Vancouver,
You had me at EA. Seriously, EA does that everywhere.
Re:how much am I payed? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Software Developer (Score:3, Funny)
I expect you're about ready to make a go at the Matterhorn by now, eh?
Re:Short answer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Engineer (Score:4, Funny)
I get to spend most of my work day (30-40 mins on average) coding in f*ckf*ck. During that time, I write natural language systems that are being deployed on Mars rovers. These are secret Mars rovers that we're using to help interpret Martian languages.
All of this can hardly keep my, only moderately sized, mansion in Luxembourg afloat.
Re:Engineer (Score:3, Funny)
Re:how much am I payed? (Score:1, Funny)
I think I have read other documentation that the submitter has written!
No, your English proves (OT, sorry) (Score:3, Funny)
$6.50/hr for SQL/MYSQL DB Developer (Score:3, Funny)
Here is the ad:
http://denver.craigslist.org/eng/89900924.html [craigslist.org]
Don't everybody apply at once.
(Obligatory quote) (Score:2, Funny)
"Every takeoff and landing, when the plane banked too much to 1 side, I prayed for a crash. That moment cures my insomnia with narcolepsy when we might die helpless and packed human tobacco in the fuselage. [...] Life insurance pays off triple if you die on a business trip. I prayed for wind shear effect. I prayed for pelicans sucked into the turbines and loose bolts and ice on the wings. On takeoff, as the plane pushed down the runway and the flaps tilted up, with our seats in their full upright position and our tray tables stowed and all personal carry-on baggage in the overhead compartment, as the end of the runway ran up to meet us with our smoking materials extinguished, I prayed for a crash"
Re:Not That Easy (Score:3, Funny)
Tom
Standardized titles? (Score:3, Funny)