The New Air Force Mission?

mvnicosia asks: "The US Air Force has released its new mission statement, which reads 'The mission of the United States Air Force is to deliver sovereign options for the defense of the United States of America and its global interests -- to fly and fight in Air, Space, and Cyberspace.' With the recent rows over US Internet governance, what do you think is the impact of a US government overtly practicing cyberspace warfare? And what are the US's legal limitations?"

Chairforce!

[ZiakII]

to fly and fight in Air, Space, and Cyberspace

And people wonder why there called the chairforce.....

Fight in Cyberspace?

[dan dan the dna man]

Is this a mission statement from the early 1990's or something?

Coool!

[Moby Cock]

fight in Air, Space, and Cyberspace

I'm thinking Tron light cycles in the skies above Iraq. How cool is that?

Don't Worry

[scottennis]

All of their equipment was made by the lowest bidder.

cyberspace warriors

[digitaldc]

The term cyberspace includes network security, data transmission and the sharing of information.

Watch out for unmanned drones in your peer2peer networks.

Next headline: US airforce surrenders to Fatal1ty

[jurt1235]

US surrenders to Fatal1ty

The US airforce today acknowledged defeat in cyberspace after being challenged by 1 individual, Johnathan Wendel, aka Fatal1ty.
The chief of staff confirmed that after hurling 20 marines at Fatal1ty, they discovered that they were not able to defeat him. Extrapolating this knowledge to the rest of the airforce, they surrendered the complete airforce to him.
There has not been any news yet from other defenses until now. The expectation of this news agency is however, that by the end of the month, the US will have a new president for live.

Note: This news agency is in no way forced to support either party because of continuing cyber attacks. We are not under attack, serious, we mean it.

Backroom noise: Aaahhh, he fragged me for the 10th time this hour. PUBLISH THE ITEM, PUBLISH THE ITEM!

Re:War?

[mcgroarty]

I was going to enlist, but my screen name was taken. :(

Noticeably absent

[voice_of_all_reason]

"seeking out new life" and "exploring strange, new worlds"

Optimists surrender.

Re:Fight in Cyberspace?

[FhnuZoag]

I think it just means they like to play Halo alot.

Re:Legal Limitations??

[BiloxiGeek]

Well I'm retired now.

But you're probably right, Slashdot and the Government/Military do have at least one thing in common:
Logic has no place in these organizations.

Re:Fight in Cyberspace?

[the_pooh_experience]

Is this a mission statement from the early 1990's or something?

In all likelyhood, yes... it is from the early 90's. You see the US government is not quick in doing anything, and especially not something as serious as coming up with a new "mission statement." You see, a committee was initiated to accomplish a new USAF mission statement in October, 1989 (beginning of the 1990 fiscal year). After a two year fact-finding period, a new mission statement was proposed without the words "sovereign" and "global interest." Strangely, there were references to the contries economy ("in defense of the nation's economy" - i'm paraphrasing).

After six years of berrating from the Department of the Treasury, this last line was taken out. At this time, the democratic party held the commander in chief position and the Air Force Secratary was forced to add a more global impact to the mission statement. Quite frankly, the only reason it wasn't released in FY99 was that it was sitting on a civil servant's desk awaiting a rubber stamp. A month ago, the Air Force had a clean-up "down day" which allowed this employee to clean their desk and find the mission statement paperwork.

Re:UK/European reaction has begun already

[lbrandy]

The UK/European reaction has begun: US Air Force To Invade Cyberspace [sys-con.com] - whatever possessed Wynne to say/write anything so colossally stupid??

Hahahah US Air Force to Invade Cyberspace.... and I thought slashdot had the stranglehold on misleading and sensationalist titles... Let us never forget who the true masters of distortions are.

TAF

[XO]

An Army grunt stands in the rain after marching 12 miles with 35-pound pack on his back and says, "God, this is shit."

An Army Airborne recruit stands in the rain after jumping from an airplane and marching 18 miles with a 45-pound pack on his back and says with a smile, "God, this is the shit."

An Army Airborne Ranger lies in the mud after jumping from a plane into a swamp and marching 25 miles at night past the enemy with a 55-pound pack on his back and says with a grin, "God, I love this shit!"

A Green Beret kneels in the stinking mud of a swamp with a 65-pound pack on his back after jumping from an airplane into the ocean, swimming ten miles to the swamp and crawling 30 miles through the brush to assault the enemy camp and says with a passionate snarl, "God, give me some more of this shit!"

An Air Force recruit sits in an easy chair in his air-conditioned, carpeted quarters and says, "The internet connection's out? What kind of shit is this?"

Sweet!

[saskboy]

If you don't want an air attack from the USA now, all you have to do is block their IP range!

-/What do you mean there's Internet from satellites now?! Damn!

Re:Legal Limitations??

[TheRaven64]

After spending 22 years wearing the USAF uniform

Wow, no wonder people think /. readers smell...

Re:TAF

[stanmann]

Which Service Has the Smartest Enlisted Force?

There is no doubt at all that, of all the Services, the Air Force has the most intelligent enlisted people. This is not just opinion, it's provable fact:

Take the Army, for instance. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Army private wakes up from a bellow from the First Sergeant. He grabs a set of BDUs out of his foot locker, gets dressed, runs down to the chow-hall for a breakfast on the run, then jumps in his tank. Pretty soon, the Platoon Commander arrives, gives him a big salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, men."

Now take the Marines. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Marine recruit is kicked out of bed by his First Sergeant, puts on a muddy set of BDUs because he just got back in from the field three hours before. He gets no breakfast, but is told to feel free to chew on his boots. He runs out and forms up with his rifle. Pretty soon, his platoon commander comes out, Gives his Marines a Sharp Salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Marines!"

Now take the Navy. When the stuff hits the fan, the young Sailor is eating breakfast in the mess room. He walks 20 feet to his battle station, stuffing extra pastries in his pocket as he goes. There he sits, in the middle of a steel target, with nowhere to run, when the Captain comes on the 1MC and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sailors! I salute you!"

Now the Air Force. When the stuff hits the fan, the Airman receives a phone call in his off-base quarters. He gets up, showers, shaves, and puts on a fresh uniform he had just picked up from the BX cleaners the day before. He jumps in his car, and stops at McDonald's for a McMuffin on his way into work. Once he arrives at work, he signs in on the duty roster and proceeds to his F-16. He spends 30 minutes pre-flighting it, signs off the forms. Pretty soon the Pilot, a young captain, gets out and straps into the Plane. He starts the engines. Our Young Airman stands at attention, gives the Captain a sharp salute, and says, "Give 'em Hell, Sir!"

Re:War?

[Anonymous Coward]

Firefox nuclear-shield plugin ?

Re:TAF

[rjune]

You got it right. I used to be a KC-135 tanker navigator. It took 3 officers to drive the enlisted man (or woman) to work.