Where Do All of the Old Programmers Go? 799
full-of-beans asks: "I work as a software developer for a large UK based international organization. Most of my colleagues that program are under 40 years old. Those that are over 40 tend to be in either Management or IT Support! I was wondering were do all the old programmers go? They can't all end up in management. I know we don't get paid enough to take early retirement. Is there some other career that tends to attract 40+ year old programmers, if so I'd like to know, because I'm not that far of 40 myself!"
Loony Bins (Score:5, Funny)
Do not be afraid. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:First Post! (Score:5, Funny)
Old programmers? (Score:2, Funny)
When their crystals turn color, they go through Carousel and are never heard from again.
Well.... (Score:5, Funny)
Silicon Heaven, of course! (Score:5, Funny)
Silicon heaven [nildram.co.uk], of course.
(No such thing as Silicon Heaven? Preposterous! Just ask the collection of HP calculators nobly enshrined atop the PDP-11 in my basement!)
Re:Do not be afraid. (Score:2, Funny)
If we told you, we'd have to... (Score:5, Funny)
Old C programmers don't die (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Barrier (Score:3, Funny)
Re:look forward to your exciting new career ... (Score:5, Funny)
Younger IT workers are cheaper, and more familiar with newer technologies at the same time!
As a bonus, they can make the same old mistakes all over again!
Re:Old C programmers don't die (Score:3, Funny)
Re:If we told you, we'd have to... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Unless you absolutely LOVE to code, (Score:2, Funny)
This is Slashdot. According to popular theory most of us will have gone blind before 50 as a result of the other blindess-inducing activity.
Re:They get a life? (Score:2, Funny)
Hey, depending on where you work, that might be the same thing as programming. Can I get a witness!!
Re:They're in one of a few places.... (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Government Work (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Simple. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Do not be afraid. (Score:3, Funny)
Well billy, you see ... about your programmer (Score:4, Funny)
"Well billy, you see
Re:Do not be afraid. (Score:5, Funny)
When programmers turn 40. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:They get executed when they turn 40 (nt) (Score:5, Funny)
Since you're near 40, I'm sure you're thinking of running. Don't bother. There are Sandmen who will stop you, and then you don't get to go on Carousel for a chance to come back.
Re:Do not be afraid. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Do not be afraid. (Score:5, Funny)
Rats, its my boss asking how to reboot his "Etch-A-Sketch" Lap Top.
Thermodynamically speaking... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Loony Bins (Score:5, Funny)
Kids Damn!
Modeling (Score:2, Funny)
I'm 41 and I still work as a full time programmer but I'm an underware model for big and tall men in my spare time.........