What's the Coolest Thing You've Ever Built? 535
Josh Lindenmuth asks: "In high school I was involved in an engineering competition where we needed to create a machine that could move 100 lbs of groceries from a disabled person's car up and down a set of stairs, and then into their kitchen. It was probably the coolest thing I ever built (there were only 3 of us on the team), even though the wooden treads started splintering halfway up the stairs (we didn't have a metal shop, so it was made entirely out of wood, spare boat parts, and conveyor belts) and then it completely destroyed the stairs on its way down (it weighed over 300 lbs)." That's Josh's story, now he wants to know yours. Cool computers, cars, hovercraft, handheld devices, fusion reactors — what is the most interesting gadget, product, or device that you've ever built on your own?
My Son (Score:5, Funny)
I gots you all beat (Score:5, Funny)
That one time (Score:5, Funny)
Mine (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:5, Funny)
Built? If you are the average Slashdotter, you merely did half of the design.
Although...
Getting that far can be already be seen as a great accomplishment over here. :-)
Re:PVC pipe. (Score:0, Funny)
Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
* ft tall water balloon slingshot (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:3, Funny)
My Son My Period. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:A monolith (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That one time (Score:5, Funny)
Built, but never tested (Score:3, Funny)
My best - the Abtaser (and my other IP flops, too) (Score:5, Funny)
Been working on a list of my biggest inventions and intellectual property items that flopped in a big, big way. My coolest inventions and IP flops are:
But my all time coolest thing I have built, and my biggest tech flop, is one I called an abtaser:
Abtaser [thearmedcitizen.com]
Re:I gots you all beat (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:2, Funny)
At best you provided half the design, the manufacturing space, the materials distribution chain, and the delivery system. Your son did the rest him self (which when you think about it is rather resourceful of him).
However, this being Slashdot - I'd bet on the former over the latter.
Re:Biodiesel Reactor (Score:5, Funny)
have you considered a rewarding and successful career with the United States Government?
Dude ... the joke's on you. (Score:5, Funny)
Your self are living in one of my own collection of home built reality simulators. I'll give you credit for being the only one of my simulated worlds to develop a reality simulator inside your simulation.
Greetings,
Your Lord and Creator.
P.S. If you think that's strange you should see the 4D Holo-presentation I got the other day attatched to a subspace mail message. It's from a giant lizard like creature who claims that I am living on a planet in a miniature universe he carries in a little marble on his keychain....
Re:My Son (Score:2, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:4, Funny)
Re:My Son My Period. (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Mine (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:1, Funny)
And how many
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I hate to (have to) ask... (Score:2, Funny)
What a timesaver!
Re:A monolith (Score:2, Funny)
Oh, and it was full of stars.
I win (Score:5, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:5, Funny)
Smoke screen on my car. (Score:3, Funny)
I was interested in putting a skywriting system on one of my RC airplanes. The kits were expensive so I looked into the methods used by the old-timers on real airplanes. A common DIY method back in the day was to pump a 50/50 mixture of diesel and transmission fluid right into the engines exhaust headers. My first thought was "Forget the airplane, this would work on my car!" I ran down to the hardware store and bought some brake lines(metal tubes threaded on the end), fuel hose, 1-gal Gas can, etc. Then I ran to the wrecking yard and pulled the first electric fuel pump I found. The whole project was easily under $20 at the time.
I drilled holes in all 8 exhaust headers of my Firebird as close as I could to the manifold and tapped them so I could thread in the brake-lines. I ran them all back to the electric fuel pump, which then lead to the gas can. I filled the gas can up faithfully following the 50:50 Diesel/Tranny-fluid mix and set out to test it on some abandoned logging roads.
On the drive there I was thinking about what I might need change to improve it. Would the fuel pump be enough? Will I need to slightly constrict the shorter hoses so the mixture reaches all the headers simultaneously? Will I need to adjust the mixture?
The first test worked so ridiculously well that I never bothered optimizing anything. Thick, white smoke filled up both lanes of the access-road nearly to the tops of the trees. I had to wait several minutes for the smoke to clear before I could drive back through it..
I used it responsibly for the most part (if that's even possible) but you just can't have something like that when you're in High school. I remember one friend borrowing my car at lunch and completely shutting down traffic for about 10 min. on the highway in front of our High-school. Another time I was at the movie theater parking lot and a crowd of "popular kids" from school begged to see it. I revved the engine and fired off a "small puff" while parked. Two police cars showed up when the saw the 300' "mushroom cloud" over the theater and I had to convince them that the rings were going bad but the car only smoked "sometimes." Yet another time a "friend" hit the switch when I wasn't looking at a stop light in downtown Portland. I looked back to see what all the honking is about and I see no cars, no buildings, just a while cloud. The rest of that story is a calamity that I don't care to elaborate on. I will say that nobody was hurt, though.
I dismantled it after that and never made another. The fun/stress ratio wasn't even close to being worth it.
Reminds me of a joke (Score:5, Funny)
That reminds me of a joke:
A scientist goes to God and says, "We don't need you anymore. I can create a human from nothing more than a handful of dust."
"Alright then, let's see," God replies.
"No problem," says the scientist, and he bends over to scoop up some dust.
"Hold on," God interrupts. "Get your own dust."
spoon (Score:2, Funny)
Okay, my big question is where is this "spoon" thing I keep hearing about?
DT
Re:That one time (Score:5, Funny)
That depends.... Was it wearing an astronaut's suit?
Re:Tunneling Scanning Electron Microscope (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Cool! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:My Son (Score:3, Funny)
With a name like that he's in for nothing but grief.
Re:Not so... (Score:2, Funny)
If slashdotters don't have parents, whose basement do they live in then?
Re:An airplane. Still working on it... (Score:3, Funny)
I'd hold off on having your tombstone inscribed just yet. You might not finish the plane until 2008.
Re:Reminds me of a joke (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Biodiesel Reactor (Score:3, Funny)