What is the Best Bug-as-a-Feature? 861
Bat Country wonders: "The workflow system, at the department I develop for, was hand-coded by my predecessor in a rather short amount of time, resulting in somewhat unreadable code with a number of interesting 'features.' When I took over maintenance of the code base, I started patching bugs and cleaning up the code in preparation for a new set of features. After I was done, I got a pile of complaints about features that had disappeared, which turned out to be caused by the bugs in the code. So, that leads me to ask: what is your favorite bug that you either can't live without or makes your life easier?"
The best (Score:5, Funny)
404 (Score:5, Funny)
"404 File Not Found
The requested URL (askslashdot/07/03/30/0116246.shtml) was not found."
That little error saved me from having to read a bunch of replies.
Whenever I boot my windows machine (Score:5, Funny)
Comment removed (Score:2, Funny)
Windows? (Score:5, Funny)
rm (Score:5, Funny)
GPOW (Score:4, Funny)
Easy! (Score:5, Funny)
Personally, I like... (Score:5, Funny)
Error
Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.
Nothing beats a good dose of pot-kettle interaction.
Ping of Death (Score:4, Funny)
Not a software bug but a design flaw (Score:5, Funny)
The Vauxhall Astra Mk.2 (Opel Kadett E) had a design flaw in the steering column. Specifically, the steering column was rather weaker than the steering lock.
The upshot of it was when some little scrote decided to try and steal my car (this was way before cars were fitted with immobilisers), when he tried to break the steering lock the steering column snapped and the steering wheel came straight off in his hand.
Re:The best (Score:5, Funny)
>Windows Genuine Advantage
No, that's a feature that acts like a bug. ;-)
Linux (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Whenever I boot my windows machine (Score:5, Funny)
My Karma isn't low enough... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Personally, I like... Actually... (Score:4, Funny)
Re:404 (Score:5, Funny)
Keyboard not found.
Press to continue.
EMACS movemail (Score:2, Funny)
One of my favorites, from console gaming... (Score:5, Funny)
-JDF
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:5, Funny)
OOB Windows bug (WinNuke) (Score:3, Funny)
This was the handiest thing for getting rid of idiots on chat.
Runner-up: ALT-F4 to close a window. Also handy for getting rid of idiots on chat:
Idiot: Hey, my computer is broken, how do I fix it?
Me: Well, first, hit ALT-F4
*** User 'Idiot' has left the room. ***
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Yes (Score:4, Funny)
Re:The best (Score:4, Funny)
If You Can't Fix It, Feature It (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OOB Windows bug (WinNuke) (Score:4, Funny)
Re:VW close the sunroof bug (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Much greetings to you Respected Sirs. (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Linux (Score:3, Funny)
It was supposed to be a unix clone, but actually came out useful in the end.
Well, I know Linux isn't particularly useful NOW, so I can only assume that you are from the future. Is your name Marty? Would you care to tell me who wins the Super Bowl in 2035?
Re:MOD PARENT DOWN (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Yes (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Personally, I like... Actually... (Score:5, Funny)
Elevator bug (Score:5, Funny)
The only misfeature of this bug was that the bell would briefly ring alerting those waiting that they had been skipped. One time, some second floor residents heard us skip their floor and we heard them running down after us. We skipped the lobby and went back to the fourth floor. We could have kept it going all night if they tried chasing us, but they didn't. Anyone too lazy to walk to the lobby from the second floor sure isn't going to race up to the fourth floor.
Eventually, they upgraded the elevator and we had to stop for the second floor whenever they wanted.
Re:BMW MINI CD player as burglar alarm trigger (Score:4, Funny)
The Mini Cooper dates from about 1968, very considerably before the advent of the CD player, and furthermore had even less security than Windows ME. Even if the doors were locked, you could still open them by pushing hard, because the entire door would bend such the lock mechanism no longer held the door shut! It certainly did not have an alarm.
Not only that, the electrics were so poor, it was not unknown for condensation to completely flatten the battery overnight.
Re:rm (Score:4, Funny)
Yes, this was done on my first slackware box. Not sure what version it was exactly, but it was somewhere between 96-98, and i installed by downloading about 15 or so floppies...
The first command I typed on that box was 'help.' It wasn't.
aMSN (Score:4, Funny)
it's fun to pre-empt conversations with girls:
me: hey how's it goin?
her: OMG I was just thinking about you
me: ya right
her: I'm serious!
me: *gush* (L)
Re:buffer overflow (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Second Life camera (Score:1, Funny)
Re:The best (Score:1, Funny)
Either way, we know you aren't.
(I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I couldn't resist. I'm sorry.)
Re:Personally, I like... Actually... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Second Life camera (Score:5, Funny)
Re:rm (Score:4, Funny)
The worst part is the ice cold blood running through your veins as you stare at the screen, desperately hoping that you are misreading the command line.
Re:Windows? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:I dunno (Score:4, Funny)
So he rendered it out the way it was, and we gained another happy customer.
Bug in a system I hacked (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Nameless Firefox Bookmarks (Score:2, Funny)
Back in the modem days.... (Score:5, Funny)
Clued in 1: Try +++ATH
N00B: Than......(N00B has left the chat)
-Charlie
Email subscriptions (Score:2, Funny)
Software developer here (Score:5, Funny)
Multiplying it in silly ways will not help you either.
Super Mario bros. (Score:3, Funny)
The only time I've ever been able to exploit this was on the original NES. Even the Super Mario all-stars SNES version will not reproduce this.
As a much younger individual, this nearly unlimited lives 'feature' was the only way I could beat Bowser and it led to some interesting conversations with my school friends at the time.
Me: So I beat Bowser last night!
Friend: Cool! How many lives were you down to?
Me: Uhhh, pipe?
Friend: Riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.
Re:The best (Score:3, Funny)
Re:buffer overflow (Score:5, Funny)
Re:OOB Windows bug (WinNuke) (Score:1, Funny)
My personal favorite is the ever popular variant on bash.org [bash.org].
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Software developer here (Score:5, Funny)
Re:rm (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:2, Funny)
4*1200 = 42 2+2 = 42
anything +-/* anything = 42
the answer is always 42 (*)
(*) to 2 sig. digits
-Tony
Comment removed (Score:5, Funny)
Re:The Easy to Interpret Save Files in X-COM (Score:3, Funny)
Still, twas a fun game.
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Software developer here (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Perl versus Python (Score:2, Funny)
Damn, this is one time I'll get a big discount without being proud of it.
Re:GPOW (Score:3, Funny)
Why not -- I mean, I don't see how a file-sharing protocol like SMB really has characters that can scroll or be killed, but SMB has so many bugs, it probably has this one (as well as most others you can think of).
As an accountant.... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:BMW MINI CD player as burglar alarm trigger (Score:3, Funny)
One client was continually getting upset because his MINI alarm would go off repeatedly in the middle of the night, seemingly at random intervals. This was perplexing because MINI uses internal motion sensors for their alarms which are not prone to false alarms. Most cars use crappy vibration sensors that will go off at the slightest provocation (thunder, cars too close, birds landing on the roof, etc.) The electrical system, coding, and settings for the alarm were checked and rechecked but nothing was found to be faulty.
Our service technicians tried unsuccessfully to replicate the phenomena, even going so far as to put the car into their own garage at night to listen for the alarm going off. Alas this was all in vain. No one could get this to replicate and the cuystomer got more and more upset until one day he arrived at our dealership after a semi-sleepless night, threw the keys on the service manager's desk, and said fix it or else.
Only this time, in his haste and anger, he neglected to take his trusty DISCO BALL with him. Apparently, our fastidious client had been removing the aforementioned accessory from his MINI'S rearview mirror before bringing it in for service. The reasons for this are the subject of much juvenile speculation. Regardless, it turns out that the subtle motions of the disco ball were activating the alarm.
You don't happen to have a disco ball on your mirror, do you Ian?