What Can 4-yr-olds Understand About Science? 192
dr.karl.b asks: "My 3 and a half year old son is in Kindergarten. Here in Germany that includes 3 to 6 year olds. He is supposed to explain what his parents' occupations are. I am a scientist, and despite all the advice I have received saying he can't understand what I do, I am determined to try. I study self-motion perception, from basic-science vestibular processing to the role of real-motion cues in flight simulation. We have several cool labs in my institute, like robot-arm motion simulators and full-immersion virtual reality set-ups. We can easily compete with amusement parks for wow-factor, but I have 2 questions: How can I explain my work to my son? How can I invite his class (3-6 yr olds) to our institute to have them learn AND have fun, rather than ONLY have fun?"
4 year olds and science (Score:3, Funny)
What Can 4-yr-olds Understand About Science?
They can understand that 6000 years ago a superbeing created the universe and all things within. That dinosaurs lived on Noah's ark and that... oh wait, you're in Germany. Forget all that, you can teach your son actual facts!
Hell, (Score:5, Funny)
Well... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:4-year-olds don't understand (Score:3, Funny)
Re:I'm guessing not much (Score:1, Funny)
Re:4-year-olds don't understand (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Anything Non-Numeric, with Patience (Score:4, Funny)
I'm starting to worry here that your daughter understands more than me.
Re:First, lose all the jargon (Score:3, Funny)
Dear Little Hans (Score:3, Funny)
It is a hard job and very few people can do it. Fortunately, those can do it probably could do few other jobs.
Sinerely
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Re:4 year olds and science (Score:5, Funny)
The universe was created by an all-powerful all-knowing being who came down to us in the form of a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father who can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree.
Your little friends might laugh at you when you tell them, but trust me... pretty much all us grown-ups actually believe this is true.
Re:Kids are BORN scientists.... (Score:5, Funny)
The other day I did the pull-off-my-thumb magic trick to a cute four year old girl, she coldly said "what the hell kind of idiot do you take me for? I've got a trick for ya:" And then she flipped me off and walked away! These toddlers have such an incisive sense of skeptical intuition.