What's the Worst Technical Feature You've Used? 1008
kooky45 asks: "In an effort to make our lives easier and more entertaining, technology designers pack more and more features into electronic devices, but often they're more nuisance than they're worth. An earlier article on LEDs discussed some of these. Another example is my Nokia 6320i mobile phone which has a back lit screen that drains the battery life at an alarming rate. When the phone is not in use the back light is off; if the battery starts to run low, it gives me regular warnings by beeping and turning the back light on! What other examples of designer stupidity have you seen?"
It will come up sooner or later... (Score:5, Funny)
Honda Stereo Security (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:4, Funny)
The desktop (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:2, Funny)
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:1, Funny)
LED (Score:4, Funny)
I sometimes plug in my USB flash drive, which has a very bright blue LED on the end, just for the light.
Grab testicles and squeeze ring mode (Score:3, Funny)
PC Load Letter (Score:5, Funny)
Similar - beeping (Score:4, Funny)
Re:PC Load Letter (Score:5, Funny)
You must have a
There, destroyed the joke for you.
The Right Mouse Button (Score:5, Funny)
thats right, i said: "fuck context menus"
Photo (Score:5, Funny)
I'm surprised no one else has mention the worst feature ever: DRM.
In Windows Vista (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microwave (Score:5, Funny)
Oy!
Re:The desktop (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:4, Funny)
It may not be a "feature" I've intentionally used and it may not be the WORST, but it always gave me a chuckle WayBackWhen (tm) I'd turn on my PC without a keyboard plugged in:
Wonderful advice...
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:4, Funny)
1-800-XXX-XXXX (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microwave (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Microwave (Score:5, Funny)
But, who the hell thought it was important for a microwave to store the date?
Mac OS X Finder (Score:2, Funny)
Not to mention the hockey puck mouse.
Oh and hardware locked DVD drives.
Re:Microwave (Score:3, Funny)
If you have the same microwave that I do, it's an easy fix. Press the start button, then open and close the door quickly, then press the start button again. It will start immediately.
They don't call it American enginerring (sic) for nothing. :-D
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:3, Funny)
"Clippy" is a four letter word. Microsoft couldn't even get that open standard right!
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Toro
Re:Honda Stereo Security (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Honda Stereo Security (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Microwave (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Honda Stereo Security (Score:4, Funny)
Or the car it's attached to.
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:5, Funny)
I always wondered how they intended to display that message.
Re:Microwave (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Voicemail (Score:5, Funny)
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:2, Funny)
Open button on a DVD player remote (Score:5, Funny)
"Safety Feature" (Score:4, Funny)
Fuse (Score:4, Funny)
Even worse on servers ... (Score:3, Funny)
For some crappy services, like a small router, or some backup DNS/Mailserver you just pick some cheap motherboard, and most tend to NOT have an option to just boot even when no keyboard is plugged.
Now it doesn't happend that often, but I used to fix this by using a crafted keyboard DIN or mini-DIN conector with no actual cable or keyboard attached to it.
Re:"Safety Feature" (Score:2, Funny)
If Mad Max had driven a Mercedes, the post-apocalyptic future of Australia would have been a much happier place.
Re:On my Samsung LG-series phone (Score:2, Funny)
There were all too many times when my phone went off in a class and suddenly a voice emerged from my pocket crying "hello? are you there?"
p.
Re:My windshield washer tank (Score:3, Funny)
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:2, Funny)
The diagnostics application informed me that the computer lacked a motherboard.
I'm still in awe over that one...
Re:Photo (Score:4, Funny)
Not Worst, But Funny (Score:1, Funny)
You don't say!
Re:It will come up sooner or later... (Score:2, Funny)
Well, except for their bluetooth laptop mouse. Its the cheapest one on the market. But I'll be GODDAMNED if they think I'm going to install their bloated mouse software, the bastards!