How To Address A Visit from MPAA Senior VP Rich Taylor? 314
tedswiss writes "Fate has dropped a unique opportunity upon my lap: I teach at a moderately small independent school who has as one of its alums Richard Taylor. Mr. Taylor is both speaking at our start-of-year festivities and being honored with this year's "Distinguished Alum Award." Having followed and been disgusted by the MPAA's corporate practices regarding DRM and government lobbying in the past (Anyone remember DeCSS?), I would love to make his visit a chance to truly educate our student body, not just indoctrinate them. The school administration is sympathetic to my plight, but I want to present them with more than just my complaints. How would you best make use of this opportunity if you found yourself in my shoes?"
Tear Gas (Score:4, Funny)
A Simple Greeting: (Score:3, Funny)
well... (Score:5, Funny)
Okay, sorry. In all seriousness, I think the coolest thing to do would be to invite him to a Q&A session with your class, and try to ask him questions that shed light on these issues (lobbying, legal overreaching).
Just like home! (Score:5, Funny)
Demonstrate ... (Score:5, Funny)
I'll tell you (Score:3, Funny)
there you go.
MPAA owned
Re:Don't be a jerk. (Score:3, Funny)
Burn the Witch!
The Class way of doing this (Score:5, Funny)
will result in prosecution. Then Lock the doors (make loud slamming noises) and have him give his talk.
Re:Hmmm. (Score:5, Funny)
Supersoakers... (Score:2, Funny)
Then offer to pay his dry cleaning bill. No need to be a jerk about it.
I love idiots like this (Score:1, Funny)
It's a guy asking for advice on how to talk with someone who disagrees with him on something. Not an interview.
On that note, make sure you listen to what he's actually saying and don't just repeat idiotic anti-DRM talking points like the parent here did. Actually respond to what he's saying, listen to his arguments, and otherwise don't try and antagonize him. He's a guest, not a target.
Ask him if he stole his car. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Just like home! (Score:2, Funny)
Re:A Simple Greeting: (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Hmmm. (Score:4, Funny)
Please deliver this message to Jack Valenti (Score:3, Funny)
I believe to correct title is 'Darth'
Re:With such a visit (Score:5, Funny)
(Does crack come in bags?)
Re:I love idiots like this (Score:1, Funny)
Organize a pants-shitting. (Score:4, Funny)
You think he'd be able to complain, but he really can't. Do you really want to say that that a speech of yours made over 300 people shit themselves, and it wasn't even because they were laughing? No.
Re:Lots of lots of feathers (Score:2, Funny)