How Fast is Your Turnaround Time? 418
petrus.burdigala writes "I work for a mid-sized commercial software company (~20 Mloc) and we are frequently challenged by our supervisors to get fixes around the clock. Overall, we manage to get a 'bullet-proof' patch in about 4-5 weeks (from coding->QA->Build/Packaging->shipment), which I consider not so bad. But the other day, we got an urgent request from our support team to come up with a decent fix in 48 hours. I think they're a tiny bit unrealistic. So I wanted to get feedback from my peers: are we doing that bad? It takes months for other software vendors to issue zero-day exploit fixes, are our customers being unreasonable?"
Definition (Score:5, Funny)
It may just be me but I think that's why they are called "customers"
Not Too High! (Score:5, Funny)
Get back to work!
Hmmm. (Score:5, Funny)
How much time do you spend on TPS reports? (Score:5, Funny)
The last time I did one I forgot the cover page and my 7 bosses all bugged me about it.
Re:four or five WEEKS? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not Too High! (Score:5, Funny)
The Real Meaning of Bad (Score:5, Funny)
Marketing: We need it real bad!
Engineering: How bad do you need it?
Marketing: <puzzled look>
Engineering: Careful what you wish for... OK, Ops. Ship it!
None (Score:5, Funny)
Maybe CowboyNeal (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Small Startup Experience... (Score:5, Funny)
A common scenerio for me goes like this:
1 - client reports a problem.
2 - spend 2-3 hours on phone with client identifying what's really going on.
3 - spend an hour or so in SQL Profiler/Delphi debugger to find the root cause.
4 - half an hour documenting what the problem is, causes & how to replicate in order to hand it off to a developer in an off-shore office
4 - have my supervisor ask me Monday morning if I can look at it because the client is cranky & the developer is sick/has quit/has family crisis/there is a public holiday in that country.
5 - fix the damn thing which only takes a few hours to code & test & delivery after all the hard work was done in step 3
6 - wonder why the hell I am still with this company
Re:Can't compare (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How much time do you spend on TPS reports? (Score:2, Funny)
Didn't you get the memo? TPS reports are out. The total quality studies showed that they didn't improve overall synergy, so the management had a think-outside-the-box session and did away with them. Now instead we're filling out TPC cards for every fifteen minutes, documenting what we did with our time. There's a peer review program for the TPC cards as well, so we can cross-evaluate our coworkers' productivity.
Re:Lack of information (Score:5, Funny)
It doesn't take 48 days to burn a Linux CD and send it to the client.
Re:That works both ways. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:We don't do "box" software (Score:2, Funny)
No it doesn't.
^
Re:Parent is right. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Not Too High! (Score:4, Funny)
Re:That works both ways. (Score:5, Funny)
Sometimes I long for the easy days before I got that PhD in Nuclear Science/Tissue Engineering. Before I knew how the nuclear power/toilet paper industry really works.
Re:That works both ways. (Score:3, Funny)