Down Time At Work — What Do You Do? 319
An anonymous reader writes "I work in IT and find fairly often that I have 'down time.' I'll usually browse the web (Slashdot) or try to find something informative or educating to read. Sometimes, I even get caught up working on my personal webpage or other project that isn't exactly work related. What does everyone else do during these times, and how much time do they spend on non-work related things while at work?"
Ping Pong... (Score:5, Funny)
Asking slashdot? (Score:5, Funny)
research or education (Score:4, Funny)
Slashdot! (Score:3, Funny)
B) Submit stories to Slashdot.
C) Play video games stored on thumb drive.
D) Avoid getting more work.
Anything else?
Isn't it obvious? (Score:2, Funny)
obligatory bash.org quote (Score:4, Funny)
#258908 +(12416)- [X]
: If they only realized 90% of the overtime they pay me is only cause i like staying here playing with Kazaa when the bandwidth picks up after hours.
: If any of my employees did that they'd be fired instantly.
: Where u work?
: I'm the CTO at LowerMyBills.com
*** Ben174 (BenWright@TeraPro33-41.LowerMyBills.com) Quit (Leaving)
Box Folding (Score:4, Funny)
Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
(and wonder how moderators will interpret posts on
This. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Isn't it obvious? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:research or education (Score:5, Funny)
Hmmm...
I visit my other cubical... (Score:5, Funny)
It's better than surfing the web or doing personal stuff at your desk because you could never be fired for taking too long to shit; that would be discrimination.
Down Time? (Score:5, Funny)
Down what?
Down time.
What time?
Down time.
What what?
Re:research or education (Score:3, Funny)
I can't decide.... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Slashdot? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:research or education (Score:5, Funny)
There is no downtime. (Score:4, Funny)
Other than that it is just slow response from the system.
Re:Slashdot? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:5, Funny)
Evil, I know. But it's still funny.
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:3, Funny)
Particularly if the BOFHs created said downtime so that they could go to the pub.
Rock Band! (Score:3, Funny)
When more than one of us has downtime at the same time, we actually play "Rock Band"! There's no room for the drum kit, but we routinely have three people playing at the same time. The addition of vocals (compared to the Guitar Hero series) means we actually get a lot more of the ladies at our office to participate. (Though sometimes they force me to try and sing "Roxanne".)
(God, I love my job sometimes.)
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:3, Funny)
Re:research or education (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Hmmm (Score:4, Funny)
http://xkcd.com/214/ [xkcd.com]
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:4, Funny)
5,462 replies beneath your current threshold.
Re:Box Folding (Score:5, Funny)
Is that code for eating doughnuts? If so, I am a topology master.
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:5, Funny)
No, seriously.
Someone came to ask me a stupid question that a Google search could have answered, and yes, you guessed it: I had a deadline.
So I started barking.
He never came back again.
The Phantom Shitter Revealed? (Score:3, Funny)
I've seen this phenomenon on a few occasions and have never been sure if it was a religious thing, a college prank intended to send the message "I am here", some sort of weirdly-oriented sphincter or evidence of shitting aliens in our midst. Screw SETI, solve the phantom shitter mystery first!
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Downtime? Ack! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Asking slashdot? (Score:3, Funny)