Why Don't We Invent That Tomorrow? 439
museumpeace writes "In the NYTimes book review blog, David Itzkoff takes a look at a new book devoted to predicting which 'science fiction' technologies may really fly some day. The author is Michio Kaku, one of the inventors of string theory, so he bears a hearing. His picks include light sabers, invisibility and force fields." Which sci-fi tech do you think needs to get invented over the weekend?
That's an easy one! (Score:5, Funny)
I don't expect much. Time travel of course. D'uh.
String Theory (Score:5, Funny)
"Hey man, you know what would be awesome? What if the whole Universe was really made up of a bunch of vibrating strings?"
"Whoa...I think you just blew my mind man...Hey, don't bogart that!"
One word (Score:5, Funny)
Fembots
Re:"Mr Fusion" (Score:5, Funny)
Already been invented. Called a gun.
bears a hearing? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I could certainly use... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:String Theory (Score:4, Funny)
motions a bunch of other scientists over to look in the microscope
"Duuude... why're we staring into a bong?"
Obvious answer (Score:-1, Funny)
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:5, Funny)
My pick ... (Score:4, Funny)
I'm sick of those damned teenagers hanging out on my lawn.
Duh (Score:5, Funny)
Been Done (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:5, Funny)
That sounds like something my Dad would say....hey wait a minute!
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:3, Funny)
It has some limitations but it already works!
Limitations are following: it drives in one direction only (forward), and with speed no faster than 60 seconds a minute!
This in 60 seconds you can travel 1 minute in future!
Re:bears a hearing? (Score:5, Funny)
The author is Michio Kaku, one of the inventors of string theory, so he bears a hearing.
After all, an inventor of string theory must be an expert on science fiction...
Re:"Mr Fusion" (Score:5, Funny)
How about an identical accordion 180 degrees out of phase with the offending accordion?
Re:Kaku bears a hearing? (Score:3, Funny)
CowboyNeal replicator (Score:2, Funny)
A peace ray. (Score:4, Funny)
Although if someone could recreate the "camera" that Oliver Wendell Jones [wikipedia.org] first built, that'd be good for some laughs, too.
I'd settle for a teleporter, if worse came to worse.
Re:Kaku bears a hearing? (Score:3, Funny)
Both!
Needs inventing by Saturday night (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Lightsabers... (Score:3, Funny)
Thank you, Sir Rodney, [wikimedia.org] for that very important piece of information.
Re:bears a hearing? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Von Neumann Machines (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:3, Funny)
My brain just came up with a scenario whereby a bunch of NASA scientists sit around a boardroom table and plan such an experiment. It'd go something like:
week 1: build/program receivers on earth
week 2: listen for signal
week 3: build probe
week 4: send probe back in time to week 2, and record precisely what time and date you did it so... you can analyse signal from week 2 and figure out how far earth moved!
And then my brain 'sploded.
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:-1, Funny)
I want to believe! (Score:2, Funny)
GNU Hurd!
Re:My pick (Score:2, Funny)
I vote for asphyxiation by breasts.
Re:String Theory (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Fembots... (Score:4, Funny)
Crap... now I want to create a lulzcat image of a 300lbs, slick skinned, unshaven geek with exaggerated, plaintive eyes and the caption "U Has Bene Gesserits?"
Re:bears a hearing? (Score:2, Funny)
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:3, Funny)
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:3, Funny)
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088247/ [imdb.com]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0103064/ [imdb.com]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181852/ [imdb.com]
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0118689/ [imdb.com]
No rational car driver, sane bird or other sentient being would want to pass through that!
Re:That's an easy one! (Score:5, Funny)