How To Spot E-Vote Tampering? 507
Precinct Election Judge writes "I am one of the Republican Party Precinct Chairs in Harris County, Texas. Since in 2006 Republican Rick Perry won the Governor's race in my precinct I will be the head election judge at my polling station this November. (My Democratic counterpart will be assistant election judge.) I have read with interest the stories about voting machine hacking, and I want advice from those of you who are experts on what to watch for to make sure there is no fraudulent activity at my precinct during the election. What activities should I look for? Keep in mind my restrictions: I will be at a table in the front of the room with the voter rolls signing people in, I can only approach the voting machines if a voter asks a question or if I have strong reason to believe there is fraudulent activity, the last thing I need is for someone to say the Republicans are trying to keep people from voting! And finally, although each station and voter will be visible from my seat each machine has 'blinders' around it so I will most likely not be able to see the hands of each voter while they are at the station. Thank you in advance for all suggestions."
Let me be sure I understand.... (Score:5, Funny)
Not sure about Texas... (Score:3, Funny)
"Did anyone vote?"
If yes, there was fraud.
"Vote early, vote often". Note that our last Republican Governor is in Federal prison, and our last Democratic Governor spent time in prison after he lost to the Republicans.
Seriously though, the only way to keep an electronic voting machine honest is to use one that spits out a human-readable paper ballot that you, as an election judge, can make sure gets in the ballot box so if there's any doubt, humans can perform a recount.
Just like the movies! (Score:5, Funny)
First indicator (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Easy (Score:3, Funny)
Your election might have been tampered with if
Re:Just like the movies! (Score:5, Funny)
Bird's eye view? (Score:3, Funny)
A hoverchair would provide a great view of the room.
Bubblewrap ... (Score:3, Funny)
Re:How To Spot E-Vote Tampering? (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Not sure about Texas... (Score:2, Funny)
You mean "Is there something in the water of Lake Michigan that makes Illinois politicians bad at getting away with things?"
Re:Let me be sure I understand.... (Score:5, Funny)
Ok, I've seen some inattentive election judges, but how do they get away with that?
Election Judge- Next- you in the wheelbarrow- name?
Dead Voter- . . . .
EJ- Name please?
DV- . . . . . (limb falls off)
EJ- Sir, your name please!
Party Lackey crouching behind wheelbarrow- um, (looks at paper) John Smith, no Joe Smith this time...
EJ- Voting booth #4 Mr. Smith. Please leave your pickaxe and shovel by the door.