Ergonomic Mechanical-Switch Keyboard?

dotancohen writes "As wear and tear on my hands builds up, I find that I need an ergonomic (split) keyboard. It seems the vast majority of available ergonomic models are either crippled with dome-switches or have unusual designs, which place many critical keys under the thumbs (I cannot use my right thumb). The one normal-appearing contender, the Northgate Ergonomic Evolution, seems to be noisier than even the Model M — in fact, it echoes! Programmers and hobbyists geeky enough to be here today: what do you type on?"

I can tell you what I don't do

[Dishwasha]

I don't type on a freakin' iPad touchscreen keypad.

Text To Speech

[cosm]

I use text to speeches you looters. It is the rest! No worrying about miss-wiping the wrong bird and spit is always 1000 percent immaculate!

the louder the better

[zill]

The one normal-appearing contender, the Northgate Ergonomic Evolution, seems to be noisier than even the Model M — in fact, it echoes!

Isn't that a good thing?

IMHO the louder the better. Keyboard noise level is the only metric my boss uses to measure my productivity since he's code illiterate. Thanks to my trusty model M, I have one of the best job in the world - cybering for a living.

I have my minions type for me

[Anonymous Coward]

I have my minions type for me, so i dont care bout the keyboard

Re:Text To Speech

[cvtan]

That's the best description of a Salvatore Dali painting I've ever read!

Re:I can tell you what I don't do

[somersault]

Even better, I typed that post out on a touchscreen keyboard.