Is Attending a CS Conference Worth the Time? 244
An Anonymous Coward writes"Hello Slashdot readers, I am a CS student nearing graduation and i had a couple of questions. One of my professors is recommending submitting a paper to the CCSC (consortium of computing sciences in colleges) in Utah this year for a chance to have my work published in a journal. I realize the value in having thesis work published but i don't really have the money to travel to Utah and stay for two nights. So i guess i am wondering, has anyone ever attended a conference of this nature and if so was it worth the time and money?"
Conferences in Utah. (Score:1, Funny)
The conference n Utah will be awesome!
First there's the Mormon hookers. They're great! You get them for at least 2 for the price of 1 compared to Nevada - they're Mormon so women are used to not being the only one and they expect to be paid that way!
The parties. There's no coffee or alcohol; so it's just cocaine - cheap!
If you don't want hookers, there are the young girls on the street. Ever have the hots for a 16 - 17 year old? (Why not? Most girls are at their best at that age before they pork out!) Well, it's legal! Just marry them! Don't worry, it's not legal in any state but just say you're a Mormon and they marry you and fuck you brains out - gotta pump out those children!
Anyway, you gotta go to experience it!
Wait till you get a conference in LA and all those Scientologist broads! It's only good if you're into repressed homosexuals, though.
Re:No. (Score:4, Funny)
He's going to Utah. No drinking, no sex, strong religious message. It's kind of like your employer giving you an all expenses paid trip to a convent.