Ask Slashdot: What To Do When the Rapture Comes? 673
Okian Warrior writes "Since the rapture is tomorrow (May 21) at 6:00 pm local time (everywhere), I was just wondering: what plans does everyone have? I've got no specific plans for what to do. What will you be doing around 6:00 pm tomorrow?" If you're on the IT staff, you might want to consult this checklist of things to do or not do in the interim.
Re:Fap, fap, fap! (Score:0, Insightful)
Masturbating.
Can I watch?
Re:Going out on a limb here... (Score:2, Insightful)
Re:How can it be tied to local time zone? (Score:5, Insightful)
This is by far and away the single most hilarious thing about this prediction. Time zones are established by man's laws, yet this heavenly event is supposed to follow them. So let me get this straight:
-- If I live on the border of the Eastern and Central time zones, and see my friends floating into the air, and I don't want to go yet (because I want to tweet to everybody about what I saw), I can run a few feet to the east, and God will grant me 60 more minutes on Earth?
-- Will God start the Rapture in Venezuela 30 minutes before the rest of South America?
-- What about the International Date Line? Will some islands have to wait a full day to be raptured?
-- And God respects Daylight Savings Time too?
That last one makes me think... Y'know, if God is bound to obey the local time set by the local laws of the local humans, what's to stop a government from passing a law turning the clocks ahead one hour precisely one minute after 5:59 PM? No rapture for you, comades!
------RM
Visiting rapturefail.org (Score:5, Insightful)
Visiting and/or updating rapturefail.org [rapturefail.org], and hoping that Harold Camping's followers take to heart the open letter [rapturefail.org] on that site:
Re:So if this doesn't happen... (Score:4, Insightful)
No, just that some dude and his followers are whack-jobs.
Re:Christians think this guy is insane (Score:2, Insightful)
An overwhelming majority of Christians think Jesus is alive in heaven and his mom never had sex. They shouldn't talk about nuts.
Re:Going out on a limb here... (Score:4, Insightful)
This "nobody knows the day and hour" stuff is about your own death. People make it be about armageddon and rapture because that's more abstract, less personal, and hence easier to face.
Re:Going out on a limb here... (Score:5, Insightful)
I'm as sure that tomorrow isn't the rapture as I am that the Moon won't sponteneously turn into cheese tomorrow, and that my house won't become a monster and eat the local children tomorrow, and that the sun won't go supernova tomorrow, and that 1+1 will still equal 2 tomorrow.
Yes I could be wrong on any of those, but if you are going to say I can't be "sure", then the word is meaningless since no one can be sure of anything.
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Re:Going out on a limb here... (Score:4, Insightful)
Re:I live in Vegas so (Score:4, Insightful)
The Rapture? I'd celebrate finally be rid of all of those self-righteous assholes. If only I could wake up one day and hear "all of the religious nut jobs disappeared today", I'd be a happy person.