Ask Slashdot: Changing Career From OLTP To OLAP Dev 129
First time accepted submitter xby2_arch writes "After spending over 12 years writing OLTP applications (Java EE/JDBC/ORMs), I decided to dabble in the OLAP world. I had decent DB skills, considering most of my previous projects had involved data modeling and coding using Stored Procs, etc. Yet I hadn't designed or implemented any dimensional databases. Luckily for me, I had enough relevant domain knowledge to land a developer job in a data warehousing project. The work was enjoyable enough that it motivated me to spend that extra time and effort I needed to cope with the different dynamics of coding in the OLAP realm. In my past life, data volumes weren't the primary concern (instead, transaction volumes were), here, everything was about data. ETL/Integrations present another set of problems you generally skirt in a typical web/app-tier developer role. All in all, it turned out to be a non-trivial, yet worthwhile transition. I am certain that there are plenty of seasoned developers out there who plan to make a similar move (or have made already), who see data as the next chapter in their careers evolving toward becoming Enterprise Architects. I want to hear what's holding them back, or what helped them move forward. What should be considered a prerequisite to make this switch, and what are the risks, etc.?"
Welcome to Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
Please stand by while the trolls try to figure out how to respond to your question.
In the meantime, you should expect about 50 posts by PHP developers asking what a stored proc is, and suggesting you move to RoR if you want an ORM.
Re:Welcome to Slashdot (Score:5, Funny)
The OP should quit his job.
As a DBA myself... (Score:5, Funny)
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Plus, I have a large cock. That helped a lot.
Need advice (Score:5, Funny)
Re:As a DBA myself... (Score:4, Funny)
That was so awesome I'm going to have a sex change just so I can marry you.
Re:As a DBA myself... (Score:5, Funny)