Ask Slashdot: Dividing Digital Assets In Divorce? 458
An anonymous reader writes "I am a long time Slashdotter and currently find myself in the beginning of a divorce process. How have you dealt with dispersing of shared data, accounts and things online in such a situation? Domains, hosting, email, sensitive data backups and social media are just a few examples."
Shared data (Score:5, Funny)
If only there were a way to make multiple copies of digital information...
Wow. (Score:5, Funny)
That was the most round-about way ever of saying "My parents are throwing my 38 year old ass out of the basement."
Re:Blegh (Score:5, Funny)
I'm only saying this so that others may learn from your mistake.
So says Forever Alone guy! Yes, it's a mistake to trust anybody. By trust nobody you can ensure your heart remains perfectly safe and you, perfectly alone. This guy decided to take a risk, and yes, maybe in this one case it didn't work out for him, but at least he tries to have someone in his life who's last name isn't JPEG.
Re:Simple... (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blegh (Score:4, Funny)
This discussion is tiring. I'd like a pre-nap right now.
Re:I'm confused about the backups. (Score:5, Funny)
Apparently, you've never seen a spy movie. Of course you can't! There's just the one disk and that's it!
Re:I'm confused about the backups. (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Blegh (Score:5, Funny)
Re:I'm confused about the backups. (Score:3, Funny)
No, unless the previous night I was REALLY drunk.
"We're on a mining ship, three million years into deep space... can someone explain to me where the smeg I got this traffic cone?"
"Hey! It's not a good night unless you get a traffic cone! It's the police woman's helmet and the suspenders I don't understand!"
Re:I'm confused about the backups. (Score:5, Funny)
No.
Destroy everything leave nothing to your spouse. Divorces are never pretty.
Pyrrhic victory for the win!
Re:Blegh (Score:5, Funny)
Simple solution here is to have separate backup files of separate data. How hard is it to set the routine to make a backup of "robs documents" and another of "debs documents"?
If my wife knew about Deb that would make the divorce inevitable and immediate.