Ask Slashdot: What Is the Best Position To Work For Long Hours? 262
New submitter damitr asks: "What is the most ergonomic position if you are working with a laptop or a desktop (with or without wireless keyboard and mouse) for long hours at stretch? Is bean bag for sitting with a laptop a good option? What is the best way to use a desktop without causing tennis elbow and backache/neck problems?"
missionary. (Score:5, Funny)
What were you thinking?
CEO/Upper management (Score:5, Funny)
All positions before upper management or CEO are not best for working long hours.
Only when you touch top in your company, its best for working long hours because you make lot of money. Lower than that you always get same salary, so no point.
When you become somebody in top position, its the position to be.
However, in this particular position, if your position is not the topmost position(i.e. you are the owner), you need to work very long hours in 90 angle position.
This is how to attain this position
1. Stand straight, arrow straight
2. Bend forward 90 degrees, so your lips are facing ground
3. Now lift neck 90 degrees so your lips can be in perfect position for ass kiss
This position is best if you are in very good long hour upper management position
Re:missionary. (Score:5, Funny)
That kind of work never takes hours.
In fact, if I go more than 2 minutes I play the Rocky theme and announce it on Twitter.
Of course, it might take longer if there was a woman here to distract me.
Re:missionary. (Score:0, Funny)