I keep using Windows because of the EULA. Specifically:
5.23a - In the event that Leasee begins using another OS, Microsoft reserves the right to come into Leasee's home and immediately harvest all of Leasee's organs with a rusty spoon.
5.23b - Section 5.23a is not to be disclosed to others who have not accepted this licence. In the event of disclosure, Microsoft reserves the right to enter licensee's home and harvest all of licensee's organs with a fork.
Life would be so much easier if we could just look at the source code.
-- Dave Olson
E.U.L.A. (Score:5, Funny)
5.23a - In the event that Leasee begins using another OS, Microsoft reserves the right to come into Leasee's home and immediately harvest all of Leasee's organs with a rusty spoon.
Re:E.U.L.A. (Score:2)
5.23b - Section 5.23a is not to be disclosed to others who have not accepted this licence. In the event of disclosure, Microsoft reserves the right to enter licensee's home and harvest all of licensee's organs with a fork.