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Open-Source Community Service? 6

Anonymous Coward writes "My friend and i were wondering if open source programming would count for community service hours, if, hypothetically speaking, the courts ever assigned me any. Should they count?"
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  • My understanding is that when someone is sentenced to perform community services, they are supposed to serve the community which they diminished by their criminal actions. Unless your crime was to deface a website or otherwise disrupt or damage computer systems, then open-source programming probably wouldn't be seen as valid communit service.

    I fear that if you had defaced a website or disrupted some computer services, that a 'merikan judge wouldn't see it as vandalism or mischeif but would label an act of "cyber-terrorism".

  • If you find a competent judge who has an understanding of the community, the 'net, and life in general; but we seem to have a lack of them at the moment.

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  • Not as long as there's litter to be picked up alongside the highways.

    It's supposed to be a form of punishment, remember.

  • by "Zow" ( 6449 )

    As long as you do it in COBOL or VB.

    -"Zow"

  • by whydna ( 9312 ) <.whydna. .at. .hotmail.com.> on Sunday April 01, 2001 @10:20AM (#323077)
    Speaking as somebody who has been assigned community service (don't ask, it was for a traffic ticket... ), I personally doubt it. The general procedure is this:
    1) you get assigned X number of community service hours (in my case 12).
    2) you go to a specified governement facility where you wait in line a long fscking time
    3) the boring, bored person behind the desk shows you a list of available "jobs" and you agree on one. They call the people in charge and say that you're coming in at a certain date and time.
    4) you get a little form that has to be signed.
    5) you work
    6) they sign the form
    7) lather, rinse, and repeat 5&6 until you have done X number of hours.

    The problems with this are:
    - open source programming can rarely (if ever) be signed off by an "authoritative" body. Sure, the project leader could say that you did X number of hours, but why would the county/state/etc trust him/her??
    - open source programming isn't on their list of things that count (although THIS could be something to look into... setting up a program in your area for law-breaking programmers to work for you)
    - Usually, the tasks that have to be done are for other government agencies (i.e. I washed fire engines)... perhaps non-profits count too.
    - I don't think there are that many /good/ programmers that get assigned community service to make it worth-while.
    - The government wants community service to suck... remember, it's a punishment (although others will argue that it's an apology). Programming is something that most programmers enjoy (duh). So making them write little bits of code really isn't going to make them not want to commit a crime again.

    I just don't think it would work. Perhaps you could count it for a scholarship, they're probably a bit more flexible.

    Interesting idea though...

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