A Name for My Major? 95
kyala asks: "I am finishing up a seven-year BS in a degree program that I designed but can't come up with a name for. Going through my school's interdisciplinary studies department, I designed a degree that combines physics, botany, and computer programming. The degree is great and I love what I study. The only problem is that I need to come up with a title for it and am stumped. So, of course, I'm turning to slashdot for suggestions. Not only will you be repaid in karma, but I'll give royalties on any spontaneous donations made at commencement out of sheer delight at the name of my degree. Some details: I pretty much have carte blanche, so, besides unimaginative profanities, don't inhibit yourself. Of course, ideally, I'm going for accuracy. Barring that, obscurity will do. Some of the candidates so far: 'Techno-Botanical Inevitabilities', 'Quantum Astrobiology', 'Heuristic Ontologies', 'The Degree Formerly Known as Everything', 'Inevitable Prolificity'. One guy even suggested I forego words and try an interpretive dance."
easy (Score:5, Funny)
Moderators odd sense of humor (Score:3, Insightful)
Or maybe that is the point, no matter what you call it, your going to have to explain it. I say go for it, and choose the one that gets you the best milage in the direction your going. Any of the other suggestions are way more interesting and funny than this one. For some, this approach will be a turn-off, but you didn't want to work with them anyway.
Good luck.
Just use the actual title. (Score:1)
Here ya go: (Score:3, Funny)
No, no, it's much better as... (Score:3, Funny)
I shoulda gotten a masters (Score:1, Funny)
Name (Score:4, Funny)
Re:Name (Score:2)
I hear most people never finish it though.
I've got one! (Score:2, Interesting)
Well (Score:4, Insightful)
By that standard you would be taking
Botanophysicalinformatics
I wonder if that's a word or not! It's 25 characters long!
Other Languages... (Score:1)
Re:Other Languages... (Score:1)
AFAIK the longest official word in German is:
Donaudampfschifffahrgesellschaftskapitansmütze
(yes, 3xf in a row)
Re:Other Languages... (Score:1)
Donaudampfschifffahrgesellschaftskapitansmütze
Donau = Danube
Dampf = Steam
Schiff = Ship
Fahrgesellschaft = Travel company (roughly)
The S indicates the genitive.
Kapitans = Captain's
Muetze = Club, mess, something like that.
So, it's the Danube Steam Ship Travel Company's Captain's Club.
Oh, and the longest recognised word in French is anticonstitutionellement (English: anticonstitutionally)
Re:Other Languages... (Score:1)
Re:Well (Score:2)
One question. (Score:4, Funny)
Are you programming simulations of moving plants with highly detailed physics?
Re:One question. (Score:2)
How About.... (Score:5, Funny)
Applied Engineering Botany N/T (Score:1)
What is the purpose of your degree? (Score:2)
What are some of the courses you've included in your degree? Is there a thread which ties these different subjects together in your mind? What project / seminar are you doing to complete your degree?
Way to go, Tommy boy! (Score:5, Funny)
"Yes, and just a shade under a decade. Alright."
"Lots of people go to school for seven years."
"Yeah, they're called doctors."
How about (Score:2, Funny)
My mom had a degree without a name... (Score:1)
Computational Bioinformatics (Score:3)
Re:Computational Bioinformatics (Score:1)
BTW: That quote had me rolling! Great analogy!
Quantum, ummm, something? (Score:2)
Biophysical Electronics?
Physiological Bioeletronics?
Cyberplants from Outer Space?
physics, botany, and computer programming (Score:5, Funny)
Re:physics, botany, and computer programming (Score:2)
A BS in BS (Score:2, Interesting)
In reality I studied CS, Small Business Administration and a smattering of philosophy and political science.
Basically, I couldn't make up my mind, but since I came up with a reasonable "plan" to present to my advisor, they ok'd it and I got through with minimum expense.
-MS2k
What you're talking about is (Score:1)
A name for your major. (Score:3, Insightful)
if you really want a good name... (Score:3, Interesting)
Re:if you really want a good name... (Score:1)
I think it's got a nice ring to it.
You may have studied what you liked... (Score:4, Insightful)
That said, maybe you could twist it around a bit. Would they allow you to use one (or two combined) into a single major, and make the other a minor? You've probably got enough hours for a minor and a major, I'd think. Mine was pretty relevant, for example. A major in management information systems with a minor in Computer Science.
Think about it. It sounds a lot better than what really happened, "I was going for a computer science degree, but I got messed up with 8 credit hours of a foreign language, and the higher math classes were taught by non-native English speaking interns who I couldn't understand, so I switched to Management Information Systems so I could get the hell out of there and work in the real world."
Give that to Mr. Recruiter. He says, "Wow. He has a major in MIS, and on top of that, a minor in CS! This guy is a cut about those other candidates." Your degree is an advertisement of what you "are", so put the best face on it because it is what you are going to be using to sell yourself. What kind of job are you looking for (immedate, and long term), and how can you turn your studies into a "wow" instead of a... "what the hell"?
If you can't do a major/minor split, I'd go with what the other guy said... Liberal Sciences sounds good. Or, you could combine two to make a Liberal Sciences major with another item as a minor.
Re:You may have studied what you liked... (Score:2, Insightful)
Did you even talk to a guidance councelor, or did you just do what ever the hell you wanted?
Sorry to sound harsh, but you are shooting yourself for persuing all those majors in school. It would of been better to major in one (like CS), minor in another (like physics), and keep one as a hobby (botany). That would of helped you in your future endevours.
Good luck on the job market... you'll need it...
Re:You may have studied what you liked... (Score:1)
Niche degrees like this may make you less marketable overall, but they can also uniquely qualify you for certain jobs above others.
As another poster said, what about biker gangs who want to build new high-tech marijuana operations?
Call it "The Big Picture" (Score:1)
la3wer09uasdfpj0239jasopiefjas0932jopasd09a (Score:2)
Anyone with the gumption to tackle these three subjects for seven years doesn't need to impress the average PHB to find himself a job. There's an entire world out there, operating underneath the conventional balance sheet radar, of people tackling the really hard problems that will be making people rich ten years from now.
In "The Dynamics of Software Development" the author states, on hiring practices, that intelligence is the most important quality to hire, and that the salient feature of intelligence is individuation.
I've dabbled in all these areas myself. In the derby for the most useless possible suggestion, my vote is "H", Shannon's measure of entropy for information bearing systems.
DWV (Score:3, Funny)
Dry, wet, and vapour.
more thoughts (Score:2)
I thought about this again while carefully scraping away a week's worth of stubble from around a small crater at the corner of my mouth where an infected wisker is no more.
First of all, you need to spend some quality time with the right caliber of inspiration. Start with this web site Edge [edge.org], then read some Marshall McLuhan, then some of those crazy deconstructionists and that nutbar Japanese guy who terminated history, Fukiwawa.
If it were me, I'd be inclined toward something snide such as "Cyber Hermeneutics" or plainly evasive, such as "Neo Post Modernism".
Re:la3wer09uasdfpj0239jasopiefjas0932jopasd09a (Score:2)
I'm sorry, but anyone who spends 7 years on-campus as an undergraduate is nigh-on unemployable. At best it suggests chronic indecisiveness (further suggested by the 3 very difference subjects studied) and at worse, someone who spent 7 years partying on their family's money [imdb.com].
You say "gumption" but he didn't push back the frontiers of knowledge in any of these three fields, nor take any personal or professional risks, just sat in lectures for 7 years. A candidate with "gumption" could have a BS and a PhD in that time - or less. In fact, in the UK, it is not unusual to spend just 3 years on each.
The only thing I can suggest is trying to wrangle things to get a Bachelors and a Masters out of this, rather than 3 Bachelors'. Or become a career academic. As a sometime hirer, I probably wouldn't even bother inviting this candidate for an interview for the above reasons.
Major Name idea (Score:4, Funny)
How about "Professional Student"
Just kidding. Good luck!
:P
The usual name (Score:1)
And now for somethign completley different . . . (Score:2)
Or maybe . . . . Programmatic PhysioBotany?
Or if you're feeling like a smart ass, GNU/Botany
considered breaking it down? (Score:2)
and its name MUST reflect that.
how similar is your degree to:
bioinformatics
dual cs-physics
dual cs-botany
dual physics-botany
tri cs-physics-botany
you probably qualify (or almost qualify) for one of these
and i assume if you do not, then you are specialized
in a specific aspect of the field
(quantum physics, heuristics, astrobiology...)
check similarities with other progams
and come up with a hybrid-sounding name.
and remember, dual degree programs are compromises, not complete inclusions;
a dual cs/physics major has far fewer requirements than a double cs/physics major.
if you spent seven years in classes
(not counting retaken classes as in the poster:
"college, the best seven years of your life!"),
they you are probably also going to pursue
masters' degrees, in which case your major's name
will help only in applying for those masters' programs
and afterwords won't really matter.
possibilities (Score:1)
Computational Botanophysics
Botanical Compuphysics
Physiocomputational Botany
Botanophysical Computer Programming
?
My major... (Score:1)
The University is trying to sucker me into triple majoring in Electrical Engineering, Computer Science and Physics (only 176 hours!). Part of me wants to do this just so I can answer the question "What's your major?" with "mad science".
The other part of me keeps saying, "This is a bad idea. People will actually believe you."
It's not as impressive as you seem to think (Score:3, Insightful)
If, on the other hand, you just took a bunch of unrelated courses because you happen to like them, and talked your advisors into letting you combine them into a degree, then your inability to articulate that combination into a single phrase simply serves to explain exactly what you did. You BS'd your way into doing something you like, and now you have a degree in BS.
So the question is, what is it that these three fields have in common that made you want to combine them into a degree? Therein lies the answer, or lack thereof.
Yes, how could WE possibly name YOUR degree? (Score:4, Insightful)
If you "designed a degree" which combines these three fields, then you probably should have had some idea as to a common thread between these three disciplines that made the combination worthy of a degree.
Quite right and kudos to Phaid for making a serious response to the question at hand. The original question starts as follows:
So you turn to Slashdot? Jimminy Fucking Cricket, Man! First of all, if you're the one who "designed the degree" than you are really the best person to name it. Second, you certainly don't give us enough information to come up with a name for you. You spent 7 years studying all this and didn't come up with a name? The fact that you now want someone to "give you the answer" so you can copy it down on your diploma doesn't fill me with confidence that your degree is anything more than a triple major.
If, on the other hand, you just took a bunch of unrelated courses because you happen to like them, and talked your advisors into letting you combine them into a degree, then your inability to articulate that combination into a single phrase simply serves to explain exactly what you did.
I couldn't have said it better myself. But at the risk of being modded Troll or Flamebait, I wanted to state my opinion that if you are asking someone else to name the degree that you supposedly designed, then you really need to give some serious thought as to whether you truly understood what you did. And I'm not talking about if you understood the classwork: I'm talking about did you have any idea of what you were doing when you "designed" this degree?
GMD
Re:Yes, how could WE possibly name YOUR degree? (Score:2)
It depends... (Score:3, Insightful)
[technobabble] Studies (Score:2, Insightful)
Usually, being a professional student isn't the kind of thing you run to brag about on Slashdot. There are always others who've been there, done that, and for longer.
Can't help unless you explain (Score:4, Interesting)
Why don't you tell us what you studied/did your thesis paper on? Instead of having us try to figure out every possible thread that links the three, give us the thread and perhaps we can come up with a name for it.
re: resumes
You should probably quote the name of your thesis in your resume, and also have a brief "courses included" section that mentions the higher-level courses you feel particularly represent the different facets of your education.
So ... (Score:1)
My suggestion for a title: Agrophysic programmer
This reminds me of Star Trek (Score:2, Funny)
Spock: You couldn't pronounce it.
Re:This reminds me of Star Trek (Score:2)
Moderators, if you were born with HALF A BRAIN STEM please refrain from moderating.
Fucking cocksucking idiots... Picking the right item from a very short list isn't that difficult.
did you realize .... (Score:2, Funny)
Shouldn't this have been two degrees? (Score:1)
The Name Game... (Score:1)
How about Bio-Physical Cybernautics?
Advertise what you want to do (Score:1)
It sounds like Bioinformatics/Physics is the most generic but descriptive to me (i.e. it will most widely connote what you did).
If you want to emphasize computing, one of Computational Bioinformatics, Computational Physics and Biology, Computational Biology and Physics or Computational [mixed term for Bio and Phys] might be best.
As an intrinsic name, it sounds to me like you majored in something close to Applied Structural Sciences, Natural and Artificial Sciences, Applied Formal Sciences, or Cybernetics; however, while these are denotative (at least to me), they all seem to fail to capture part of the essence. Perhaps a longer denotative name, such as Applied Structures in Physics, Biology and Computer Sciences is what you are looking for (substituting the aspect most interesting to youfor 'Structures' above).
Perhaps it is obvious, but I am mentioning Structure and Form because it seems to me you are interested in the three most basic areas of science. In ancient times, you would simply have been called a Natural Philosopher (IIRC). 'Biology' and 'Physics' come from the Greek words for 'life' (Bios) and 'nature' (Physis), although we moderns translate the latter as 'mattter'. I am guessing that your interest in Computer Science is akin to being interested in structures in mathematics, forms which are also natural or objective and which have some a priori existence. (I am not advocating the name A Priori and A Posteriori Sciences!) Plato was a "realist" in the sense that he saw Forms as pre-existing structures in both matter and in fields like mathematics where mental apperception is needed. In other words, he didn't divide mind and nature the way we do. Perhaps this search for basic forms lies behind your interests as well??
Of course, this is only my guess based on a very short description of what you did (using conventional words like Biology, Physics, etc). If you gave more detail, you might get some better suggestions. Without that, you're going to have to get lucky or perhaps you are just looking for a generic title.
So.... physics, botany, and CS.... (Score:1, Troll)
Call it "420 studies".
- A.P.
Scientific Informatics (Score:2)
Re:Scientific Informatics (Score:2)
No it wouldn't. Health/Bio Informatics is the study of the use of computation to analyze biological research. It's about algorithms and applications for simulation protein interactions or detecting trends in clinical trial data. It's a focused and integrated academic discipline, not a bunch of randomly assembled courses.
Re:Scientific Informatics (Score:2)
That's a tough one to answer... (Score:2)
How about infophytonics?
The Fibonacci Series (Score:3, Insightful)
The Fibonacci Series.
easee (Score:2)
Seven Years? (Score:2)
Re:Seven Years? (Score:1)
I have to agree with the majority... you've taken classes in several different fields of study and trying to combine them all into a single degree title will just water down their real meanings. Try to split this into two degrees...
Re:Seven Years? (Score:1)
I'd lean towards.. (Score:2)
Um..
Scientology!
Warning: This already may be something else
Name (Score:1)
Some possible names... (Score:2)
ANFSCD (And Now For Something Completely Different)
Multiple Sciences
Unnamed Course 8C
Botanical Physics with Computing
Computational Physics with Botany
Help! My pants are glued to this lecture theatre seat!
Computing with Physics and Botany
Does anyone remember what course I'm on?
Drug Ring Management Studies
PhyBot C.P.
Interdisciplinary studies
Or my personal favorite:
BS in BS
Just my $0.02,
Michael
"computational science" (Score:2)
However, it is unclear from your question why you spent seven years as an undergrad pursuing an ill-defined major (did you do it because you like botany, physics, and programming? was it just cool? or is there some thread that ties them together?). It is also unclear why it took you seven years to get what seems, from your description, to be basically a double major plus computer programming. You will probably want to focus your objectives before distilling how you spent seven years of your life into a major title, especially if you're hoping to impress grad school admissions committees or employers.
In fact, you'd probably be better off emphasizing one or two aspects of your education when selling yourself. There may be jobs available that demand equal parts of physics, botany, and programming, but I would guess that there are more jobs that require physics and programming or that require botany and programming. Emphasizing all three will paint you as an overspecialized goofball.
If, on the other hand, you're just pleased with yourself for graduating with what you think is an offbeat major, then do whatever you want.
FOAM (Score:2)
I dunno,
but I wasn't aware that you could get a degree by dropping aquariums off the top of the student dorm,
counting the survivors, and
posting the results on your personal web page.
Vocational Agriculture (Score:1)
"Why?" is the response I get.
"If you touch it, you'll only be hurting it. There's nothing you can do for it."
"It has a broken leg."
"I'm well aware of that, but it's family is right there. They are caring for it - more than you have to offer. If you touch it, it will die. If you leave it, it _may_ die."
At this point they got back into their car, the yellow pontiac sunfire, and drove closer to me. They stopped, and out stepped the fe-moron. She said, "I'm old enough to make my own decisions. I know what I'm doing. I'm a Vocational Agriculture major."
I burst out laughing and said, "So you're a Occupational Hipnotherpist. How does that qualify you to work with wild animals. Especially given that any fool knows not to touch any wild animal, regardless of if you think you're doing the right thing?"
The moral of the story: You have a Vocational Agriculture degree.
Bachelor of all trades (Score:1)
Though I'm not so sure about what you would do after that... perhaps a 'Doctor of all Philosophy'?
Natural Philosophy (Score:1)
You have just completed a degree in 'Natural Philosophy'! If you're not familiar with it, it was the term for science before it was called science. Back when people actually concieved of writing a compendium of all knowledge.
Good luck.
BioPhysics-Informatics (Score:1)
I'd like to make a recommendation to new college students though. If you have considered a minor, I highly recommend it as a way to use your mandatory, non-major electives. And I recommend Linguistics (usually taught through the English dept.) if you see programming in your future. Linguistics is a scientific study of language across all languages and includes grammer, phonetics, etc. I feel that those couple courses improved my ability to look at existing code and dissect it. If you have to take a foreign language in college, Linguistics will be a huge asset there as well, as many foreign language or English teachers going for their Masters are forced to take some Linguistics courses.