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What Would You Put Into A Software Survival Kit? 550

LosManos asks: "A call for help to the Everyday Heroes that are out there: I have just returned from a 4 months scientific expedition to some of the more remote parts of the South Pacific. As soon as people we met found out that I was a computer guy they asked me to help them and all to often I had to reply that I didn't have the tools.This got me thinking; what should a software toolbox consist of? OS, patches, digital books, compilers, sniffers, servers, harddisk restore apps...? Please remember that the computers I met where often old and slow. The answers to this could be interesting also when you are not several days away from nearest inhabited island. I mean, what is it that most often break? How is it usually fixed? Are more fancy solutions more error prone?" If you were to create a "first aid kit" consisting of CDs, disks, books and other technical utilities you have used to resurrect dead systems, what would you put in it?

"So far I have found:

  • A utility for reading and repairing hard disks
  • 'regmon' and 'filemon' from Sysinternals
  • Video drivers (but I don't know which)
  • A diskette for booting MSDOS with CD support
  • Digital books (but I don't know which)
  • Remote controlling tools, such as VNC
  • CDs with OS (but there are hundreds of those)"
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  • by Anonymous Coward on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:00PM (#5682775)
    And maybe Norton Utilities. Those are great for when things go wrong.
    • I was going to say Warcraft 3, but then I saw that part about old slower machines, so Warcraft 2, and maybe C&C Red Alert.

      • by Jeremiah Cornelius ( 137 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:55PM (#5683151) Homepage Journal
        Just....KNOPPIX!
      • by Glonoinha ( 587375 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:27PM (#5683326) Journal
        Lions and tigers and bears ... oh my!

        Honestly though :

        Boot disks - make an emergency boot disk in Windows98. This thing makes a 2M RAMdrive, copies enough utils to jumpstart any computer, and CD drivers for every computer that can run 98 (which is pretty much all of them still running today.) I recommend this on a 3.5" floppy and also create a bootable CD using this as the boot image.

        XTGold 2.0 or 2.5 - runs on DOS
        ZTree 1.41 - in case they have a Windows environment 95 or higher running. Doesn't run in DOS but doesn't puke when the hard drive has more than 10,000 files on it.

        McAfee Virus Scan, command line version.

        • by El Jynx ( 548908 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @03:24AM (#5684565)
          A few other absolute musts (yeah yeah they're DOS :P):

          - DosDiag - great tool for checking your hardware. Simple, safe, and loaded. http://www.5star-shareware.com/Utilities/Diagnosti cs/bcm-diagnostics.html
          - Memtest86 or similar - for when you don't believe your kids when they say they didn't open the computer. http://www.memtest86.com/
          - The new FDisk for large partitions.
          - OpenOffice. Ye wouldn't believe how many poeple have illegal office installed - and are screwed when they crash. http://www.openoffice.org/
          - Hard disk checking utilities from Maxtor, Seagate etcetera.
          - Mozilla's Phoenix browser. http://www.mozilla.org/projects/phoenix/
          - Mozilla. (Get those people AWAY from virusfriendly Outlook!) http://www.mozilla.org/
          - Undelete. People are clumsy, stupid animals and you know it. A good and free version can be found at http://home.arcor.de/christian_grau/rescue/
          - Antivirus. http://www.free-av.com is a good one.
          - The Win98 cabs.
          - A pack of coffee.
          - A LOT of fewkin' patience.

          That's my toolkit at current. My company does this for a living ;)

          - Jynx
          • Wow. Maybe I carry way too much software! ;)

            OS CD's: Win95a, Win95b, 98, 98SE*, ME, NT4 WS, NT4 Svr, 2000 Pro/Svr/Adv Svr, XP Home/Pro, SBS 2000, SBS 4.5, Virtual Linux, Suse, RedHat, Netware 5 and 6
            SP CD's: Latest Service Packs* and hotfixes (burned once a month or so) for each MS OS and Office
            Server Apps: BackupExec 8.5, 8.6, and 9, Exchange 5.5 and 2000, MS Proxy 2.0, SQL Server 7 and 2000, SMS, MOM, Application Center
            Boot Disks: Win98 boot floppy*, Ghost boot floppy*, Bart's Network Boot floppy and

    • I just posted about this below, but I'll mention it up here, too.

      If you're going to use Partition Fuckup, er, Magic, get a copy of BPR [data-recov...ftware.com] from ACR.

      It's saved PowerQuest's sorry ass from a messy, machine-gun-toting kuroth invasion on at least three occasions.

      Of course, it'd be a hell of a lot cheaper to just beat the hard disk with a 5 pound sledge. The odds that it'll get hosed are about the same as they'd be if you use Partition Magic on it.
    • PM is ok if you're dealing with home, non-hacker PCs. However, every version of PM since 5.0 is nobbled so it won't work on Microsoft server OS's -- you have to buy PowerQuest's very expensive server products.

      I've recently discovered Acronis' Partition Expert, which isn't quite as powerful as PM, but it works on 2K server.
    • Drive Image or Norton Ghost is nice too, to make a backup image of the drive before fdisking it. :)

      If you happen to have access to a network, all you really need is a network boot disk, and you're ready to go.
    • by The Tyro ( 247333 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:05PM (#5683197)
      Partition magic is golden... and always bring your Windows CDs with you.

      Whoa! Hold your fire, linux geeks.

      Now, I'm not suggesting that anyone pirate windows (Horrors!), just that sometimes CDs walk off, and you can reinstall with their license by using the key code off the sticker on the box.

      Also bring a good current virus scanner with you, (connectivity has its hazards), and tools. When I say tools I'm talking tiny screwdrivers, torx bits (security torx bits and regular), grounding strap, etc. The torx bits are a lifesaver; you never know what kind of screws they use to hold the boxen together, particularly govt. boxen. Spare 'puter parts are also critical when you need to repair stuff.

      For instance, I was out in the middle of Saudi Arabia one time (about an hour from the nearest major city) and had a hard drive failure. Complete, total, utter failure. I didn't bring an extra drive... sooo... I had to wait weeks to get a new drive (you don't even want to know how difficult it is to RMA a drive from the middle of a 3rd world country).

      Yes, I realize the article was about software... but if the hardware ain't runnin, you might as well use those CDs for coasters.

    • and Offline NT Password & Reg Editor [eunet.no] to reset those pesky Windows NT/2K/XP admin passwords.

      Please note this may be a waste of space as I'd imagine most Wintel machines have the admin passwords taped under the keyboard.
    • The way we built our rescue disc was to figure out what software we were using day in, day out. Some was on CD-Rs, some on floppies, some on various HDDs.

      We just combined it all and threw it together on a bootable CD-R. Used it for a while, modified it, used it for a while longer, and I'm working on the "V2.0" series disc now.

      We need partitioning and filesystem navigation utilities, primarily, but we also have scant few networking tools available to us.

      In general, the rescue disc is used to make a sys

  • by Patman ( 32745 ) <pmgeahan-slashdot AT thepatcave DOT org> on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:02PM (#5682792) Homepage
    Bring a copy of Knoppix and a copy of FIRE(Forensic Incident Response Environment.

    Nothing I've found that those two can't handle.
  • Useful! (Score:5, Funny)

    by FyRE666 ( 263011 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:03PM (#5682802) Homepage
    I'll be interested in hearing just what sort of essential software I'd need about my person to help complete strangers fix their 'puters on holiday! Then I can make damned sure I don't have any of it ;-)
  • by dtolton ( 162216 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:04PM (#5682811) Homepage
    M$ Boot Disks
    If you have to build a boot disk for a M$ machine, putergeek is
    invaluable since M$ doesn't seem to want to you to boot to a DOS
    prompt any more. You can find Win95B, WinME and Dos Bootdisks.
    http://www.putergeek.com/downloads/

    RegClean
    If you do any development using COM or ActiveX components then
    RegClean is a must have tool for fixing registry problems.
    http://download.com.com/3000-2094-88147 0.html?tag= list

    PsTools
    Listed in the Article are FileMon and RegMon from
    Sysinternals.com, but I would add PsTools to that list. This
    suite of tools is incredibly useful for diagnosing and solving a
    vast array of problems. PsKill is probably my most frequently
    used tool when I need to actually KILL a process instead of
    politely requesting it to exit via End Task.
    Oh and nearly everything works on remote machines as well.
    http://www.sysinternals.com/ntw2k/freeware/ pstools .shtml

    MDAC Utility
    If you have to deal with programs accessing a variety of
    Microsoft Data Access sources, the MDAC Component Checker is
    essential. It's unbelievable to me how typical it is that MDAC
    get's corrupted.
    www.microsoft.com/data

    Unfortunately, most of the essential tools relate to Microsoft
    Software, but the reality is that it seems to be more difficult
    to find "good" utilities to trouble shoot and fix problems under
    a Microsoft OS than pretty much any other OS I've worked on.
    Microsoft also publishes a tool that will automatically identify
    any known security vulnerabilites that need to be patched, but I
    can't find the link off hand. Again for a Microsoft OS it is
    pretty handy.
    • MBSA (Score:3, Informative)

      by donutello ( 88309 )
      Microsoft Baseline Security Analyzer is the tool [microsoft.com] you mention that you couldn't remember the name of:
    • by antdude ( 79039 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:43PM (#5683095) Homepage Journal
      Use jv16 PowerTools [www.vtoy.fi]. It is better and with more features! Console, analyzer, etc.
    • I would also add:

      1. A copy of a decent AV. Norton/Mcafee basically suck with its new business model, I am sick and tired of cleaning up machines with expired AVs. The people from Grisoft make free nonexpiring AVs for noncomercial use.

      2. Lavasoft Adaware is also a vital component. So much malware is responsible for irresponsive/crashy machines, I could set a business just selling copies of this and recovering machines.

      3. The long list of SPs and QFs for Win98 and IE. Actually I am begining to ponder weth
    • Microsoft also publishes a tool that will automatically identify
      any known security vulnerabilites that need to be patched, but I
      can't find the link off hand.


      It's pretty easy to find out what MS software needs patching really. Just take a bare minimum install of an MS OS of your choice and do the following from a command prompt:

      cd \

      dir *.* /s

      See the list? Yeah. That needs patching.
  • Memtest86 (Score:5, Informative)

    by brink ( 78405 ) <jwarner&cs,iusb,edu> on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:04PM (#5682813) Homepage
    http://www.memtest86.com/ [memtest86.com] It's helped me any number of times when I was beating my head against the wall over a weird problem. It's just a diagnostic tool, though.
    • I left a copy at the local computer store, and within a week everyone had the mini-cd in pocket and at the top of their emergency cd spindles.

      I haven't tried using it that way, but I've heard that it can not only tell which parts of ram are absolute crap but also generate a kernel patch/module that makes Linux avoid those areas. A kickass way to use cheap as dirt ram.
    • How about something that also tests CPU, ports, vga, etc.. Just standard hardware, nothing esoteric...

      Sort of like a 'open' QA+FE....
  • Analog books!!! (Score:3, Insightful)

    by TopShelf ( 92521 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:04PM (#5682816) Homepage Journal
    Gotta have the dead trees in case you can't access digital...
  • Yes. (Score:4, Funny)

    by labratuk ( 204918 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:05PM (#5682825)
    As soon as people we met found out that I was a computer guy

    I'm a computer guy too. It's a pain in the arse dealing with the callouses around my dip switches.
  • by mark_space2001 ( 570644 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:06PM (#5682837)
    Linux Rescue [toms.net] fits on a floppy.

    There's also a good summary page of rescue discs [twuug.org] that are available. Didn't look at windows specifically but I have used this to mount and fix various FAT type partitions. NTFS may be a slightly different animal.

    • by ender81b ( 520454 ) <wdinger@@@gmail...com> on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:19PM (#5682933) Homepage Journal
      Not only linux rescue but Knoppix [knopper.net] as well, can't recommend that enough. I also find a number of other things quite handy, i'm a windows pc tech workign with about 500 computers and this is what I carry in my backup when i go around and do maint.
      • Leatherman - Always carry one with you. Has damm near every tool you will ever need to fix a computer
      • Norton Ghost - Ghost images of computers are so very, very, very,very helpful of a trick/tool
      • Every copy of windows you can find with there respective boot disks
      • A Laptop with NIC/Modem. seriously helpful if you need drivers off the internet and a computer is broken.
      • The largest collection of drivers you can find. Just grab em and keep them. Drivers aren't that big and ever my collection (a few thousand) doesn't exceed 1 gbyte
      • Maxtor/IBM/WD/etc hard disk testing software. Each company puts out it's own disks with these testing utilities on them. Search their pages to find the respective ones you will need.
      • mcafee viruscan, updated w/ a emergency repair disk(I prefer to use 4.x version. Still updated regularly and works quite well). Self-explanatory
      • Windows Service Packs, etc just in case they only have a modem connection
      Looking through my backpack that's about all I can find.
  • tom's rtbt (Score:4, Insightful)

    by Lethargica ( 628272 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:07PM (#5682841) Homepage
    We reach for Tom's rtbt (tomsrbt) a lot when it comes to rescuing older x86 boxes-- http://www.toms.net/rb/ [toms.net]

    Single-floppy linux boot with a tremendous array of rear-end saving utilities.

  • Emacs (Score:4, Funny)

    by smartin ( 942 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:07PM (#5682845)
    What more could you possibly need?
  • fortune (Score:5, Funny)

    by mrmag00 ( 200868 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:08PM (#5682848) Journal
    You have to include fortune. It's nice to have somthing to read when you are frustrated to lighten the situation.
  • You need one of these :)

    http://data.energizer.com/datasheets/library/fl a sh lights/active/hdl33a1.PDF

    $15 at Target stores (in the U.S.), available for just under $10 on sale online some places.

    3 AA batteries (works great with rechargeables). I am on #2 because I gave #1 to my mom when she took a medical missionary trip to Haiti (motto: "Sometimes we have electricity.")

    Great for reading in bed, but in the computer context great for looking inside cases, looking for tiny screws that fell on the floor, etc
  • 1) a disk imaging tool. ghost or drive-image.
    2) an antiviral of some sort. hopefully one that easy to update via multiple ways (online, cd, floppy disk, etc)

    e
  • Ye olde copy of Doom II

    I know there's better games, but he said old, slow computers.
  • ERD Commander (Score:4, Informative)

    by big_groo ( 237634 ) <groovisNO@SPAMgmail.com> on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:09PM (#5682860) Homepage
    ERD Commander [winternals.com] is quite good at fixing machines that won't boot. (Windows only)

    Usually, this is mainly for data recovery - its almost easier to image broken workstations than it is to waste 2 hrs fixing it.

  • by tedDancin ( 579948 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:09PM (#5682864)
    This article doesn't sit too well on the homepage directly opposite the current poll.

    What Would You Put Into A Software Survival Kit?
    - Salmonella
    - Botulism
    - Trichinosis...
  • Old Skool (Score:2, Informative)

    by akweboa164 ( 629425 )
    I have always found a use for my Win98 boot disk. I know, I know, I use Linux all the time now, but back in the day, a Win98/95 boot disk was the way to go.

    Nowadays, I would use a linux boot disk, but most old computers I have run into typically run Windows 98/95 or in rare occassions Windows 3.1 (gasp!).

  • That's Easy (Score:2, Funny)

    by rice_web ( 604109 )
    Just my two Mac OS X 10.2 CDs.
    • Iff'n yer so damn smart how come you brought the wrong damn OS CD's

      From the article:
      # A utility for reading and repairing hard disks
      # 'regmon' and 'filemon' from Sysinternals
      # Video drivers (but I don't know which)
      # A diskette for booting MSDOS with CD support
      # Digital books (but I don't know which)
      # Remote controlling tools, such as VNC
      # CDs with OS (but there are hundreds of those)

      Obviously the guy ran into Windows or DOS machines, which couldn't run Mac OS X
    • "Please remember that the computers I met where often old and slow."

      Now I know that reminds you of the G4, but that's not what he meant at all.
  • WinZip (Score:3, Insightful)

    by oldmildog ( 533046 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:13PM (#5682896) Homepage Journal
    In the M$ world, WinZip (or pkzip for dos). I learned the hard way that all my other utilities didn't help much if I couldn't unzip them.
  • by FCKGW ( 664530 )
    In my computer toolbag, I carry a CD case with copies of every Windows CD I have, since most users use Windows and can never seem to find their CD when I need to install drivers and things. Also, I have common video drivers, MS patches and service packs, lots of free (some as in beer, some as in speech) software. I also have a Win98 boot floppy, since it comes with a CD-ROM driver, a Linux boot disk that can reset any password on an NT system, and various other boot and rescue disks. A couple of blank fl
  • Back in the day... (Score:5, Informative)

    by zandermander ( 563602 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:17PM (#5682910)
    I was a Peace Corps Volunteer in Thailand back in the mid 90's and was often asked to "look" at someone's computer.

    With computers so expensive and knowledge about them so rare, these people were usually VIPs - the governor of the province, dean of a local university, important businesspeople... It behooved me to scratch their back so that they'd later help me.

    Now remember, this was when Windows '95 was still brand new and a lot of people in Thailand still used DOS. CDROMs weren't in widespread use yet (I think if anything, the CDROM built Panthip Plaza - a bootleggers heaven!)

    I found myself carrying around a complete set of MSDOS 6.22 disks, a Win95 CDROM and a couple of custom made boot disks - with things like FDISK, SCANDISK and such on them as well as a few floppies with common drivers on them.

    Biggest hardware problem I saw on a regular basis was floppy and CD drives crapping out due to the dust in the air and, of course, moldy floppies (110 degrees F and 100% humidity will grow mold on ANYTHING that doesn't move and a lot of things that do!)

    Ah, those were the days...
  • Then all you need is enough to run VNC and SSH, then just tunnel home and use your home machine..

    That will fit on a couple of floppies...
  • modern tools like
    Links [sourceforge.net]
    and
    Pine [washington.edu]

    Gotta Get at Me ascii pron.
  • FtoF cuplers and short crossover cable
    or a cripping tool and a bag of RJ45s

    would not hurt to have a nullmodam cable also
  • by bravehamster ( 44836 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:20PM (#5682937) Homepage Journal
    About two years ago I created my own bootable CD that contained the Cab files for Windows 95, 98, 98SE and ME, along with scripts for unattended installs for each of them. This CD has saved me countless of hours. Can't really do the same for 2000 and XP, more's the pity. I also made a second CD that contained a full install of Internet Explorer 6 for all OS versions. It's amazing how many problems you can fix in Windows just be installing the latest version of IE. I also carry around of set of floppy disks with me:

    Maxblast - Maxtor tool for copying hard drives, works with other brands too. I prefer this to Ghost.
    Powermax, SeaDiag, HDDiag, WD Lifeguard - Various manufacturers HD diagnostic disks
    Offline NT password and reg editor [eunet.no] - Need I say more?
    • by nachoboy ( 107025 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:58PM (#5683479)
      It is indeed possible to create a multi-bootable Win2000 or XP CD with your own utilities on it. I followed the general instructions at this site [rogers.com] to make my own Windows 2000 SP3 integrated Pro/Srv/AdvSrv CD, with bootable menu. The CD boots up and I can choose to install any version of Windows 2000, or I can choose the Win98 bootable floppy image to work with Dos utils. I include on the CD the floppy copies of Norton Ghost, Partition Magic, NTFSDos, McAfee, SpinRite, and a few other small utils. It's also got menu options to boot the floppy image of Tom's Most Boot (linux boot disk mentioned in an earlier post) or to simply boot from the HDD. I do the same thing with Windows XP.

      It's a *very* complex process but if you put the effort in it's well worth it. The secret to making Win2000/XP do an unattended install is to make your unattended file name winnt.sif and put it in your i386 directory. No floppy needed like MS would have you believe. I do this mostly so I don't have to type that $@^# cd key every time I want to install a copy of Windows.

      I haven't tried it yet but if you cut out the crap you don't need from Win2000 and WinXP (language files etc) you might be able to combine both those into a massive everything-in-1 CD.
  • My Sysadmin Kit (Score:5, Insightful)

    by Bios_Hakr ( 68586 ) <xptical@gmEEEail.com minus threevowels> on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:23PM (#5682955)

    The first thing I try to keep is a list of how to clear the BIOS settings for every computer I manage. You would be amazed at how dumb you feel if you have all these nifty CDROM/floppy based utilities and are unable to make the damn PC boot from anything other than the screwed up hard drive.

    The second thing I keep is a NT password recovery disk. About 90% of my problems are based on not knowing the admin password for a machine that has been in some users closet for 3 years. The user suddenly needs the PC on his network, and there I am trying to figure out the admin password. The best disk I have found is here. [eunet.no]

    The third thing I keep is a Norton Utilities CDROM. You can boot off the CDROM and scan for a virus or diagnose a flaky hard drive.

    I also keep a Gentoo live CD. I have thought about going over to Toms Boot Disk, but the Gentoo disk usually does what I need.

    Although I don't carry it with me, I also keep a spare hard drive and a Win2k disk with all the latest patches and utilities that my company uses for the standard install. If worse comes to worse, I just move the users hard drive over to the secondary IDE and then install on a fresh hard drive. Then I can copy the users data onto the new hard drive. After that, the users old hard drive becomes my spare for the next user.

    I also have a folder with a hard copy of every config for every switch, router, and other configurable device on my network. This folder also has IP address schemes, network maps, building diagrams, and user names and phone numbers. The folder also has a floppy with soft copies of the above, PuTTY, and a TFTP server for uploading into a router quickly.

    I try to locate at least one geek for every office. I try to show this geek some of the details about his office. I let him have localadmin for the computers in his office. If the (l)users in his office need a printer reinstalled or otherwise need localadmin access, I direct them to their local geek. This also serves to deflect all the "my home PC is acting dumb and can you fix it" type users.

    Finally, I try to write a "Why Stuff Breaks" document for all the major problems on my network. "User in office 12a keeps unplugging the switch so he can make coffee" type comments for common problems can help my minions diagnose a problem quickly.

  • When things get too hairy for your sissy Linux boot floppy to fix, ACR [data-recov...ftware.com] will rescue things for you. It's expensive, but it's worth every penny.
  • If I told you then I'd have to kill you.

  • What I use (Score:2, Informative)

    by Anonymous Coward
    I've been compiling programs I use frequently to fix computers into a "Rescue CD" of sorts. This is what I've found useful so far (obscure stuff linked):
    • Drivers: Via, nVidia, and Intel chipsets; ATI Rage 128, ATI Radeon, and nVidia GPUs; Highpoint HPT37x and Promise Ultra IDE controllers; miscellaneous 3Com, AMD, Intel, Linksys, and NetGear NICs; Sound Blaster PCI, Sound Blaster Live, Santa Cruz, and Via integrated sound cards; DirectX; Palm Desktop; Nero UDF reader
    • Applications: Mozilla, CDex, OpenOffi
  • Make sure to put in your copy of Tsu Dho Nimh, your favorite "techical writer" to explain to you in an insulting manner how much the rest of your software sucks.
  • 3 small words (Score:2, Insightful)

    by otterpop378 ( 254386 )
    Leisure Suit Larry

    really and truly, I wouldnt take a lot of software out of the country. If you actually read the EULA on some of them, taking them outside of the US is a felony at least. Not that you'd get caught, but you never know who theyre going to call a terrorist nowdays.
  • My discs (Score:2, Insightful)

    by jcostantino ( 585892 )
    I have a bootable CD with a copy of Win98 SE's CAB files, a Ghost image of the first boot of 98 SE, Ghost, Norton Antivirus, HD Formatting and diagnostic tools from Maxtor, Seagate, Quantum, IBM, etc... WinZip, some other basic items, I think PC Anywhere is on as well as WSPing and some other Windows apps. I don't usually use it because I almost completely deal with Macintosh now adays. My Mac disc is bootable, has Diskwarrior, Norton Utilities, some firmware updates and a few recovery tools.

    Jeff

  • "Mike's Root Boot Disk" is definitely a must. It's a complete Linux distro that fits on a floppy. It includes all the basic drivers you need to get monitor output, keyboard support, NIC drivers, etc. And it even includes rudimentary text editors and commands. Stick this thing in the machine, mount the HD, and get to work. It's saved my ass more than a few times.
  • by erpbridge ( 64037 ) <steve@erpbr[ ]e.com ['idg' in gap]> on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:36PM (#5683052) Journal
    Find a version of antivirus that lets you create a DOS bootable floppy set, and take that with whatever is the latest def files. You wouldn't believe how many machines I've stumbled across without antivirus (or with a 4 yr old deffile, which is less than useless) that contain some not-so-new viruses on them. This is assuming you might stumble across some Windows machines.

    Now keeping them safe after you leave while still being legal is another story.
  • I'd carry a copy of tomsrtbt [toms.net], both on floppy and on CD; it boots when little else does. Maybe also a copy of Knoppix and a set of RedHat install CDs. ZipSlack runs off a boot floppy and a USB flash drive, if you must.

    I wouldn't bother carrying any kind of Windows rescue disks. You should be able to fix whatever problems you can with their original Windows install CDs, and if they don't have the originals, they shouldn't be running Windows in the first place. In a pinch, the Linux CDs let you mount and

  • Namely, this one [thinkgeek.com]. :)

  • Really, given the cost of getting to a remote island and staying out there for four months, the cost of of a backup laptop and a link to the outside world that will work from anywhere should be down in the noise.
  • The most important tool I've found is Off By One [offbyone.com] which is a 1.1 mb browser that can run right off the CD. Also it's free as in beer and does SSL. Very handy
  • Old decrepit systems or stuff cobbled together from parts may not even HAVE a cdrom, which would shoot down most of your repair utilites on the spot. Also, cheap CD-ROM drives die very frequently, especially in dirty environments. I would definatly bring a spare CD-ROM drive to swap into whatever systems you run into. If possible, i'd also bring a spare floppy drive, as floppy drives are notoriously unreliable and you never know when you're going to run into a system that does not suppot El-Torrito booti
  • I don't do windoze, so you might want to read something else if you must have M$ stuff.

    Full kit is two bags, a laptop in one and a few tools in the other. The laptop has a working modem and network card. The tools are an old single speed CD, a box of software and a screwdriver kit with nut driver, torqx and all that kind of attatchments. The box of software has:

    • A DOS boot disk with CD drivers.
    • Debian Potato and Woody CDs with boot floppy sets
    • OpenBSD CDs with boot floppy
    • Red Hat CDs
    • Star Office CD

    Debian

  • What to take (Score:5, Informative)

    by chris_sawtell ( 10326 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:46PM (#5683109) Journal
    This is what this I'd take:-
    1. A dual-boot laptop.
    2. Tom's root and boot floppy.
    3. LNX-BBC cdrom + a boot floppy
    4. Knoppix-3.2 + a boot floppy.
    5. Memtest86 floppy.
    6. A fully service packed windows 9* CD-ROM + a boot floppy.
    7. A small external modem + tools to re-attach 'phone plugs.
    8. A low-voltage soldering iron + bits of wire.
    9. Cables: ethernet; ethernet crossover; printer; serial; fastlinks parallel port.
    10. Hot glue for broken cases etc.
    11. Screwdriver and Fastener kit.
    12. Every howto on CD.
    13. RUTE book on CD.

  • List [buerg.com] is an old DOS utility, but I still find it useful. Very compact file browser, viewer, including search capabilities and ascii/hex display and probably other things I've never discovered. It does do long filenames; type '1' during the file list.
  • by DougMelvin ( 551314 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @09:56PM (#5683154) Homepage
    (For windows configurations)
    • A Win98 Boot Disk with
    • CD of Windows 98SE
    • Burned CD with Win98SE service packs/patches
    • AVG Free Anti Virus [grisoft.com] (Free - as good as Norton IMHO)
    • Winrar [rarlab.com] (Shareware - handles most archive formats)
    • Ranish Partition Manager [ranish.com] (Free - runs from bootable floppy)
    • Pc Inspector File Recovery software [pcinspector.de] (Free)
    • Spybot search & destroy [kolla.de] (Free - removes spy ware / Trojans ,ect)
    • SpywareBlaster (Free - prevents most spyware, trojan, and "browser help objects(I.E. Gator and Lop.com) from ever being installed in the first place)
  • by bgog ( 564818 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:03PM (#5683188) Journal
    The Free Software Foundation membership card is a bootable linux CD in the shape of a card. It has many nice utilities and it's Linux!
  • Startup Cop (Score:3, Interesting)

    by mabu ( 178417 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:14PM (#5683252)
    One utility that I recommend all my clients and friends use is Startup Cop [windows-startup-cop.com]. This is a great tool to find out what spyware and other annoying crap loads at startup.
  • by dr00g911 ( 531736 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:23PM (#5683303)
    In my "tech kit" I've got:

    * A 20-GB iPod
    - 10 GB of music (legal, I might add)
    - All three MacOS 10.2 disk images
    - The synchronized /Library/Receipts folder with my up-to-date software update files
    - A MacOS 9.2.2 disk image
    - An OS 9 bootable system folder with all stock cdevs/extensions, plus Toast's latest CD-R drivers. This'll probably change to an OS X folder in the next month or so.
    - A copy of Norton Utilities
    - A copy of Roxio Toast
    - A copy of ResEdit
    - Non-gimped PHP, Apache, GDLib, Freetype and mySQL packages (from Marc Liyanage, www.entropy.ch)
    - Backups of my dialup fallback connection config files
    - Various Free/Shareware files

    * A leatherman

    * A paper clip

    * A smug look on my face when I say "Sorry, I'm a Mac guy"

    No problem I can't fix in under an hour. Win troubleshooting, on the other hand, takes ridiculous amounts of time. You said you were on holiday -- right?
    • by BWJones ( 18351 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @11:10PM (#5683541) Homepage Journal
      Re:On the other side of the fence... Indeed.

      This has got to be one of the most flexible and innovative "toolboxes" around. The cool thing about Macs for years has been the ease and flexibility with which they boot. One can boot any Mac going back years from the CD. Additionally, as the previous poster illustrated, one can also boot from a variety of devices like the iPod (Verrrry cool), to other computers functioning as boot drives. I used to use my old Powerbook 5300cs as a "rescue toolkit" for other Macs since I could boot from it via a SCSI connection treating it as an external hard drive.

      Macs are so flexible that in fact, a couple of years ago I was accross the country at a scientific meeting when one of the other graduate students had a Windows harddrive melt down, corrupting her registry thus preventing her from booting or rescuing her Powerpoint presentation scheduled for early the next morning. (always bring a back-up of your presentation on CD) She was in absolute agony and on the verge of a total emotional breakdown. At any rate, I simply took her hard drive out of the Windows laptop, replaced my internal hard drive on my Powerbook with hers, and booted from a colleagues iBook via Firewire allowing us to rescue the presentation. Day saved and she became another Apple convert.

  • More input needed.. (Score:3, Informative)

    by AgentPhunk ( 571249 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @10:42PM (#5683402)
    Doesn't sound like this guy is much of a 'computer guy'. If he was, he'd already know what he needed. (Sorry, not trying to be a troll. He's probably a programmer and/or home hacker type that hasn't done much real-world helpdesk style PC support. And if that's the case, he's not going to be of much use to these people anyways. In my opinion it takes at least a few years of hands-on experience fixing PCs to really 'get it'.)

    Anyways, first, I'd be interested to know what OS's he encountered on these remote islands. My guess is that it would be some flavor of Win95 or 98 (or even, gasp Windows for Workgroups). Having a Linux boot disk isn't going to do much for you, unless you can't boot to the OS. And in that case, I'd try an MS-DOS disk and do a C:\>fdisk /mbr to rebuild the bootsector FIRST.

    Second, what types of problems did these people report they were having? Were they strictly software based, or could hardware issues also have been a factor? If you're REALLY interested in doing tech-support in this type of situation, you need to carry more than just a bunch of boot disks. You'll need:
    * RAM, in both the new 168-pin AND the older 72-pin flavors
    * a spare Floppy Drive
    * an ISA video card, and probably a PCI one too. (probably NOT an AGP)
    * a spare hard drive, AND its Master slave settings, AND a few of those little jumper thingys
    * several IDE and floppy drive connectors
    * a tiny bottle of WD-40 type oil, for squeaky (or non-spinning) power supply of CPU fans.
    * I'd say 'a bottle of compressed air' for blowing out dust, but I don't think you can take this on a plane nowadays
    * a floppy-disk cleaning kit, with a bottle of cleaning solution (I have to admit, I rarely use these nowadays, but PCs on islands may benefit. YMMV, of course.
    * a few blank floppies
    * pad and paper, for writing down notes and configuration and jumper settings (BEFORE you change them)
    * an ISA network card, preferably a 3COM 3C5x9 (or any older common network card, plus a bootable floppy with its drivers and the program that lets you configure the card
    * a Cat-5 patch cable or two, plus a small 10mbps hub * tie-wraps, in a few different sizes. These things are second only to duct-tape in their usefulness and variety of applications.

    I've supported Windows systems since the 'original' 3.1 version. More often than not, software based problems could be solved by either mucking with win.ini, system.ini, autoexec.bat and config.sys and/or other DOS and Windows files. Use scandisk to see if the harddrive is bad. Use FDISK to see what's up with the partitions.

    Having a few flavors of MS-DOS boot disks can't hurt (www.bootdisk.com) I also agree with previous posters that having a linux boot disk with the NT password recovery utility would be great idea. And, of course, if these are WinNT or Win2k systems you can't go wrong with ANYTHING you find on www.sysinternals.com.

    In general, if you're going to do this at all, and you can't just 'run home' and grab what you need, you really need to have anything and everything at your fingertips. The above list is what I carry with me when I get called to a client site to do support. I have all the cards in those static-proof bags, the cables are tie-wrapped to keep them organized, and I have a collection of print-outs of various stuff.

    By the way, if you see any job openings for PC support next time you're down there, please forward them to me. Boston, Massachusetts (USA) is getting ANOTHER snowstorm tonight and I'm losing my mind.

  • In my toolbox (Score:4, Interesting)

    by popdookey ( 253795 ) <sctinc AT gmail DOT com> on Monday April 07, 2003 @11:51PM (#5683743)
    I maintain a large network, or at least 75 machines feels large, of computers spread across 12 locations. It is a point of sale network using a private WAN and an application hosted on linux servers. I must be able to repair a machine in one visit to be worth my money. I keep the following in a box in my trunk, and if I were you I would bubble wrap and ship two of each to your isolated destination.

    60 gb hard drive
    Cdrom
    floppy drive
    Socket/Slot 370 Motherboard (tyan board has both interfaces on one board)
    Socket 370 cpu fan (coolermaster)
    Case fan
    DDR and SDRAM chips. I have a few PC100's and a few PC133's. The DDR is pc2100.
    Power Supply -sparkle, full size 350w atx and smaller 175w
    IDE and Floppy Cable
    Power Supply Cable
    50 pin scsi cable
    68 pin scsi cable
    68 pin lvd-se scsi cable
    68 pin scsi terminator
    Generic ati video card
    Tekram scsi card
    Several 10/100 nics
    5-port switch
    USB Switch
    USB Cable
    Print Server
    Power strip
    DC Adaptor with lots of tips in an altoids tin
    Lots of tie straps (quick release)
    Philips Head (not magnetized)
    Straight Screwdriver
    Small eyeglass screwdriver
    Printer Cable
    Several Cat-V Cables 6-ft to 50-ft
    Several Phone Cables and line splitter
    Extra DSL modem (our private wan is dsl-based)
    DSL filters
    Cdrom sound cable (fixes the "my cdrom only plays music through the headphone jack" problem
    Power Cables intentionally redundant
    Mouse/Keyboard extension cable
    Mouse and Keyboard
    AT-ps/2 adaptor for keyboards (I think it is AT)
    PS/2 to usb adaptor
    In my software pouch I have copies of:
    Debian for PowerPC and i386
    Redhat 8 (nearly outdated now, :-))
    Mandrake 9 for PowerPC and i386
    Copies of win98, win2k, winxp, win95 (try to buy one of the recent issues that come with the Service Packs on cd. It is not current, but it is closer.)
    Copy of Norton Antivirus (cd only, I need to add floppies)
    Partition Magic (cd and floppy)
    Partition Commander (I bought it without researching that it couldn't resize xp partitions)
    Win98 boot floppy
    A road-runner installation cd because I can install microsoft internet apps from it (sorry)
    A cdr called stuff with securecrt, secureftp, wsftp, far, tridiavnc, mozilla, and openoffice
    The most recent edition of Knoppix.(this is a sysutil dream unless the cdrom is bad or unbootable)

    The name of the game is eliminating the variable, and if you have the diagnostic tools, working replacements, and enough time and patience you can track down the problem. It is a big box and I obviously have a business level budget, so to speak. I actually keep a ready to go machine that dual boots win98 and rhat8 in case I just want to swap it out and work on it at the house. All of this really would fit in a foot locker (not the spare machine unless a *small* case) that I am sure you can ship there with you next time. I hope others can suggest a comprehensive but generic enough book, I don't have one.
  • by joemm210 ( 664557 ) on Monday April 07, 2003 @11:59PM (#5683787)
    8x dvd drive
    2 nic cards
    1 pci video card (5 dollar card for testing)
    1 pci modem
    rj45 crimper
    rj45 ends
    2 case fans
    2 different types of heat sinks (nothing expensive)
    any other old computer parts could help (old processors for fixing older computers)
    different types of old ram if your like me you have tons laying around

    1 dvd-r that includes windows OS's dos 6 all the way to windows xp (this disk is also bootable win98)
    all windows patchs

    1 dvd-r with all the rest of the utilities witch include
    zipping programs
    Browsers
    burning software (nero with neros virtual drive)
    drive imaging (drive image 2002)
    Partition Magic Pro 7
    drivers for the nic cards (in the toolbox)
    drivers for the video card (in the toolbox)
    drivers for the modem (in the toolbox)
    ftp software
    webpage design software
    testing utilities (memory testing, fix it utilities)
    ad busters (ad-ware, lsp fix)
    virus scanners
    other person programs will also fit on the dvd-r

    a bootable win98 floppy disk incase the dvd doesnt boot on older systems

    with everything here should be able to fix almost any problem or at least get to the bottom of it
  • Soup (Score:5, Informative)

    by SoupIsGood Food ( 1179 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @12:19AM (#5683868)
    Survival Gear for Macheads:

    System Software:

    MacOS X Jaguar install disks
    MacOS 9.2 install disk.
    MacOS 8.1 install disk (for Oooold hardware)
    System 7.1 boot floppy (for really, really old hardware.)

    Software Utilities:

    Alsoft DiskWarrior
    Norton Utilities for Mac
    Norton Antivirus
    Retrospect

    Hardware:

    Apple-branded Firewire emergency backup and restore device (Or as we like to call it when not adding it to our equipment req: the iPod.) Go for the big one, you'll be glad you had it when you need to rescue your data from a flaky powerbook. Use Retrospect to make sure you get everything backed up proper.

    Firewire to SCSI adapter (for getting data to and from older Macs.)

    If you're going to dealing with real old Macs: AAUI dongle, phone-net adapters, Mini DIN 8 to DB24 and DB9 serial cables.

    Unix Survival Kit:

    Hardware:

    Powerbook or iBook, with aforementioned Firewire SCSI adapter, USB serial adapter and a nice terminal emu program.

    SCSI external HDD

    Bunch 'o SCSI adapters/cables/testers

    A SCSI CDROM... if you deal with Sun equipment, make sure it's able to boot a SPARC box.

    Software:

    Install CDs for your Unix flavors of choice.
    CDs with the most current OS patch levels on it, one per OS.
    Another CD with your customized dot files, shell scripts and all the useful stuff you really wished came with your vendor's Unix, but didn't (GNU).

    NetBSD install CDs "for when all else fails." Comes in handy when you need to repurpose an old Motorola VME system previously installed with telco switching software to interface with lab monitoring hardware with shell scripts, a serial port and a prayer.

    Documentation:

    Unix System Administrator's Handbook on CD.
    A copy of the "Fixing Solaris" howto in .TXT.

    Linux Kit:

    Mac Powerbook or iBook, haughty sneer.

    Software:

    Slackware to inspire feeling of inadequacy in self proclaimed Linux gurus. Gentoo Level 3 on a USB keychain drive... especially usefull if you're stuck with a 2400 baud modem in a jungle where the pbone only works for three hours alternating tuesdays. (Ah, sarcasm!)

    Copy of NetBSD or OpenBSD install disks to get real work done.

    Windows Survival Kit:

    Hardware:

    Powerbook or iBook

    Software:

    Condescending sneer.

    SoupIsGood Food
  • by brer_rabbit ( 195413 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @12:32AM (#5683926) Journal
    I'd suggest most people reading Slashdot put a bar of soap in their survival kit.
  • by grolschie ( 610666 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @01:55AM (#5684207)
    1). tomsrtbt [toms.net] Linux on a floppy - essential!
    2). Windows 98SE boot floppy
    3). Knoppix [knopper.net] 3.2 bottable Linux on a CD.
    4). Memtest86 [memtest86.com] bootable CD for testing RAM - excellent!
    5). DOS freeware F-Prot [f-prot.com] and recent virus definitions
    6). Norton's DOS utilities
    7). Various HD setup utilities (eg: Western Digital [wdc.com], Seagate [seagate.com] boot floppies)
    8). Freesco [freesco.org] Linux router/webserver on a floppy
    9). Sample linux config files (eg: XFConfig-4, fstab, etc)
    10). Frozen-Bubble [frozen-bubble.org] bootable CD for times of stress
  • by Merlin2600 ( 606235 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @04:51AM (#5684807) Homepage Journal
    http://members.rogers.com/khauyeung/SUPERUTL.HTM [rogers.com]

    SuperUTL is a damn useful CD. It features: bootable DOS with NTFS support, boot to partition magic, drive image, ERD commander (reset a lost password), Ghost, Norton SystemWorks, SpinRite, tomsrtbt, ...
    On the CD, you can also find the Winternals Administrator's pack, recoverNT/98, tweakUI, 4dos, and MANY other small useful apps.

    The author of that disc, Michael K.H. Au-Yeung has plenty of details on his site [rogers.com] about the way to create such many-boot CDs. Definitely worth a look.

    Note that the CD image is not available on his website, only the way to build it from YOUR version of the applications. Of course, I'm sure it's crawling around the P2P networks. And no, I don't have it.

    Of course, Knoppix is your other best friend as it'll bring you your beloved Linux system in no time.

  • by FlexAgain ( 26958 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @06:47AM (#5685043)
    If you really need to get a file on or off of a PC with no removeable storage, eg broken CD and floppy, then something like FastLynx [sewelld.com] can be a godsend. If your just using DOS and or Window 9X then the the old DOS interserver is also a way to go, it will even transfer itself over the serial cable (I seem to recall Laplink used to do this as well). FastLynx has the advantage that it can transfer files between XP and say DOS or Linux, over Serial, Parallel, or USB. I haven't used Laplink for years, it may be as capable now.

    Oh, and remember a double headed serial cable and appropriate parallel file transfer cable (4 UKP each last time I bought one, cheaper and easier than rolling your own!)
  • Field Engineer (Score:5, Informative)

    by Stargoat ( 658863 ) <stargoat@gmail.com> on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @07:05AM (#5685085) Journal
    I used to be a field engineer, so I hope I know what I'm talking about.

    It sounds like what you're going to be taking with you is a CD holder that holds about a dozen CDs, and maybe a few floppy disks. A little bit of hardware won't hurt either, but I'll try to keep it to fitting in a medium sized pocket.

    You're going to want:
    Windows 95c
    This is a good version of Windows 95.
    Windows 98se
    This is the OS that most people in small business are still using. It's the best of the Windows 9x series. You'll find that it could come in right handy.
    Windows NT
    You never know when you'll come across it.
    Windows 2000
    A lot of people are using this product. It's not bad, and the repair utility can be nice.
    NOT Windows XP
    No real reason to carry this around. Most people who have their XP machines should still have their restore disks.
    Office 97 Pro
    Most small business are still using this
    Office 2000 Pro
    This is a better product that Office 97 Pro. Sometimes comes in handy when you just cannot fix Office 97 Pro
    Norton Ghost
    When a small business buys PCs, they tend to buy two or three at once. This means that you can just drop a copy of a good build onto a bad build. It saves a lot of time.
    Norton Antivirus
    It's a good thing to have. You can use it as a bootable CDROM to search for viruses on a PC.
    Partition Magic
    It's also a good thing to have. It can save you work when someone has set up a PC foolishly.
    Your own utilities disk
    You're going to want to get a CDR and put the following on it: WinZip, Novell Client, Adobe Reader, Various Microsoft Office Readers, Possibly AOL, Sun's Java, Microsoft's VM, WinAmp, Possibly RealPlayer, Quicktime. Recent versions of MDAC. You get the idea.

    You're also going to want four or five 3.5" floppies.

    Windows 98 bootable disk.
    This comes in very handy.
    Dos 6.22 Utilities Bootable Disk
    Not quite as handy as the 98 disk, as it doesn't handle FAT32
    Two Blank Diskettes
    For Ghost to use during TCP/IP operations

    As for hardware, we'll make it easy. You'll want 2 older Intel Pro/100 NICs. These things are beautiful.

    You'll also want a cross over CAT-5 cable to make ghosting easier.

    A good leatherman wouldn't hurt either, but a small toolkit would be best. Those leathermens just aren't very good screwdrivers.

  • Floppy (Score:3, Insightful)

    by FozzTexx ( 186554 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @10:51AM (#5686002)
    I keep one of those hermetically sealed AOL floppies in my glove compartment. Unfortunately I can't get them anymore. So far I haven't yet had to use up the last one I have.

    It's amazing the number of times I've been at someone's house and I need to make a boot floppy and of course they don't have any blank floppies available. I've had to unseal quite a few of those blank floppies to save someone's computer.
  • by nmg196 ( 184961 ) on Tuesday April 08, 2003 @11:47AM (#5686358)
    I know what I'd put in: the Internet. ...or at least - the copy of the Internet that google has :)

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