Homemade Subliminal CDs 305
An anonymous reader writes "Hello Slashdotters, I am totally stumped on how to do this. I would like to create custom subliminal CDs for my own use. I don't trust the CDs for sale in the stores, after all, who regulates that industry and ensures there actually is a message on them, and if so, what is the message? I would like to create positive motivational CDs, or even recite text from study guides/trivia, you name it, and lay it underneath tracks from a custom CD of my favorite bands. What is the best software to use to create such a beast on Windows, Mac, and Linux systems? And conversely, has anyone used any of the music software on these platforms to actually analyze the contents of commercial subliminal CDs? Any advice would be of use...thanks!"
I know it's April 1 but... (Score:5, Funny)
I don't trust the CDs for sale in the stores, after all, who regulates that industry and ensures there actually is a message on them, and if so, what is the message
April 1, 2004: Aluminium foil sells record amounts worldwide. History will refer to it as "The Slashdot-Bauxite Phenomena" which seems to predominately strike teen->30ish single male geeks.
DUPE (Score:1, Funny)
More apr 1 jokes? (Score:2, Funny)
Are you too? (Score:5, Funny)
I would like to create custom subliminal CDs for my own use.
Anybody else creeped out?
BS (Score:5, Funny)
Umm... hey hottie... nice iPod... here, listen to THIS mp3 I have...
custom subliminal CDs (Score:5, Funny)
My stop smoking tape doesn't work (Score:1, Funny)
Why worry? (Score:5, Funny)
Subliminal advertising and the Navy (Score:5, Funny)
Lisa: But you have recruiting ads on TV. Why do you need subliminal messages?
Smash: It's a three-pronged attack. Subliminal, liminal, and superliminal.
Lisa: Superliminal?
Smash: I'll show you. [opens the window, and shouts at Lenny and Carl, who are standing on the corner] Hey, you! Join the Navy!
Carl: Uh, yeah, all right.
Lenny: I'm in.
Re:BS (Score:5, Funny)
--trb
You're too late (Score:3, Funny)
Begone! (Score:3, Funny)
Once I learned the TRUTH I BURNED all my Pat Boone and Mandy Moore CD's! MUSIC IS EVIL!
Stop what thou are doing now unless you want to Burn in a Lake of Fire!!!!
Sure! (Score:2, Funny)
You can learn all of this while you sleep!
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:5, Funny)
OK, I couldn't say that without laughing either
Simple. (Score:5, Funny)
Behold, the power of suggestion.
Re:BS (Score:5, Funny)
Music Choice? (Score:2, Funny)
How about positive, motivational music?
You may actually want to check out some Christian rock (or pop, or whatever you're in to), even if you are not a Christian. Much of it is "watered down" enough that it doesn't sound like a sermon in any way.
Try Switchfoot or Pillar. Both have "crossed over" into the mainstream market.
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:5, Funny)
Re:BS (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Subliminal advertising and the Navy (Score:3, Funny)
Homer: "Lisa, that's a load of rich, creamery butter."
If subliminal messages don't work? (Score:1, Funny)
Re:Are you too? (Score:3, Funny)
I wonder if this one is really going to use them for personal reasons though... Sounds to me like it's just the next logical step in their War against Piracy.
Here's a surefire way (Score:5, Funny)
if you use subliminal tools that are proven to be
very effective by people with the
experience in the areas of consciousness,
memory and mental capacity. If you just believe
every quack out there there's no telling the
mess you can get into. So don't trust every
offer by every amateur with a web page.
Nobody will tell you the bad results. In fact,
everyone will say they have good results.
You need to do your research well.
Re:Subliminal messages? (Score:1, Funny)
Subliminal Message #1 (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Good Message (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:2, Funny)
and uh.. dolo666 take two placebo and call someone who cares.
Repeat after me... (Score:2, Funny)
I would like to create custom subliminal CDs for my own use.
I can imagine... "Oh, you like Billy Joel? I just happen to have his CD here! Let's have a listen!"
In the middle of the night (have sex with me)
I go walking in my dreams (you dream of me)
Through the mountains of faith (let me touch your mountains)
To a river so deep (I go really deep)
Re:Enough with the April 1st jokes (Score:2, Funny)
I say keep it up!
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:3, Funny)
Where can I find a subliminal masseuse?
KROWTNODYEHT (Score:2, Funny)
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:5, Funny)
[soothing new age music plays]
[Das speaks] Welcome to the superliminal weight loss tape. I will provide you with the gentle encouragement you need to lose weight and be a better you. Are you ready? Sit someplace comfortable, close your eyes, and turn up your headphones. We're ready to begin.
[Das screams] HEY FATTY! GOD YOU ARE FAT! SMALLER PEOPLE ORBIT YOU! EAT LESS FOOD YOU FAT FUCK!
Etcetera. We also have a tape that will make YOU less wishy washy and indecisive and more attractive to girls.
Re:Simple. (Score:4, Funny)
Re:I know it's April 1 but... (Score:5, Funny)
This is not true. Many of the government's newer brain-scanning and subliminal suggestion waves are designed to have an impact through traditional tin foil. Aluminum foil, while not as effective overall, is quite effective against these newer control beams.
The proper foil hat to prevent mind control and reading is comprised of two layers, one of aluminum and one of tin foil. Just be sure to press the two sheets together very tightly, as there is some evidence that a control beam getting through the first layer might be reflected back by the second, causing a resonance that can build up in the gap between the layers. This resonance can cause massive headaches and occasional head-explody.
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:5, Funny)
One is giving a subliminal massage right now.. but don't realise it!!
I guess this is a good point as any to insert my probably untrue friend-of-a-friend story. This guy went to Thailand and went to a massage parlour. Anyway, he got this great sensual massage and at the end he's pretty excited, and the woman notices and says to him "you want masturbate?"
So, he eagerly agrees, and she disappears for a while. He thinks she's getting ready, washing her hands or something, so he waits. And waits. And waits.
Eventually she sticks her head back round the door and says "You finish yet?"
Re:BS (Score:3, Funny)
Re:Subliminal Messaging (Score:3, Funny)
I'm afraid if I go through with it, the causality paradox might cause the universe to explode.
That was your April Fools joke right? (Score:3, Funny)
As they arrived to work with their bags I asked them to come into my office. Once there I had them hold up their baggie and stand in front of a sign that read "Happy April Fools" and took a pic
Over half brought bags and only about 6 actually knew it was a joke. One person thought something was up and asked me about it yesterday before I left, I spat out a bunch of nonsense and protocols and his eye's just glazed over. He brought a bag. My fav was the manager, who didn't even read my email, but was told to bring a bag and did so. She has vowed revenge
Re:Just spped it up (Score:2, Funny)
It does not work (Score:1, Funny)
Damn! I wish that blinking text HTML tag is still around.