Ask Slashdot: Are 'Rock Star' Developers a Necessity? 356
An anonymous reader writes "Do you think so called 'rock star' developers are necessary at every company? Personally, I don't think so, and I equate it to not needing a college degree to work at Walmart. If you give every problem a complexity value from 1 to 10, and your problems never get higher than a 6 or 7, do you need people capable of solving the 10s? I work for a large software company and I'd rate myself a 7. There are more technically proficient developers, but I don't have an ego about my work, I work well with coworkers and customers, and I bring people up around me. Most 'rock stars' I've seen have been difficult to work with. Most of them are no longer with the company because they were terminated or quit for more money. Is this usually the case? Is it worth the trouble? (Note to any managers reading this: if you have a rockstar who is a pleasant person, pay them well; they are very rare.)"
Rockstar developers? (Score:5, Funny)
Re:Relative (Score:5, Funny)
1 - 10? 6 or 7? I'm a Rockstar developer! I go to 11.
Re:Relative (Score:5, Funny)
Alice Cooper is a rockstar, and his Python skills are legendary.
Not sure what his Perl's like though.
Re:Relative (Score:5, Funny)
I can't tell you much about Alice Cooper's Perl, but I do know that back in the day, Lionel Richie was amazing with Commodores.
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And it is a constant challenge to make sure I am not talking down to people, or seeming to snotty.
Try this method:
"If the next thing you might say is douchey, skip it and think of something else. Repeat as necessary."
As a programmer, you'll immediately think of improvements to this algorithm, but if you are a good programmer, you'll understand the pitfalls of premature optimization. Keep it simple.
Re:shut up. (Score:4, Funny)
everyone knwo what they mean:
Guru,(80s)
Then prima donna,(early 90s)
Then [insert made up name] (97-2000)
Then unemployed. (2001-2005)
now it's rockstar.
Next week it will be 'earwig' or some other nonsense.
Completed that for you.
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I got a recruiter email that said "We're looking for rock stars!" which was pretty much the dumbest thing I've ever seen in a recruiter email (and they're all dumb).
I was tempted to respond with "I'm a 75 year old Mick Jagger, I can only work 20 hours a week between naps and my speech is so slurry that it's best I don't interact with customers or investors."