timothy writes: Judge hoped to teach a lesson: "We have ways to make you yelp!" So, it wasn't the cockroaches or bullying — those are fair game. But if you insult the sodium level, it's the hole for you!
It was pity stayed his hand. "Pity I don't have any more bullets," thought Frito. -- _Bored_of_the_Rings_, a Harvard Lampoon parody of Tolkein