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Ask Slashdot: Cheapest Functional Computer For Students? 508

An anonymous reader writes: I've started a second career, teaching English at a High School in a middle class area. While the large majority of students have a computer and internet access at home, about 10-15% do not. I assign papers that must be typed, I have papers turned in online, and I plan to freely refer to texts, videos, and other resources that are available online. This gives an extra disadvantage to students that may be from the poorer end of the strata, and also means extra inefficiency for me, as I have to make allowances for students who don't have a computer available at home.

Right now, I have to tell them to either use school computers during the day, or to pick up a $170 laptop (more than enough — I administer the class using such a laptop). However, I was surprised at the lack of a super-cheap option for students. I'd love to see something for $20 that any student could afford easily, or perhaps I could just gift to a few students. I feel like something in this price range could be sufficiently powerful for basic word processing, youtube videos, and internet searches (internet access is a separate issue). But looking over my options I see:

1) The very cheapest Chromebooks are also in the $170 range.
2) Android Sticks have been around for a while, and do cost in the $20 range, but don't seem to have matured into a generally usable technology. Surprisingly, there doesn't seem to be a community effort to easily turn these Android sticks into Ubuntu/Mint sticks.
3) Students can't be assumed to have the technical know-how to fix up a Salvation Army computer (I wouldn't mind helping out a bit, but I don't want to turn into tech support)
4) A Raspberry Pi costs $70 once you include a case/power supply/etc, and students would receive a big bag of parts.
5) Cheap Windows Tablets have glitches, and don't have an HDMI out.
6) There isn't a good solution to using a cell phone as a desktop computer.

Are any of my assumptions wrong? Are there any other options I'm not considering?
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  • by Bruce66423 ( 1678196 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:21PM (#50487803)
    I've no suggestions unfortunately - but I think it's good to commend imaginative uses of this forum
  • by Art Popp ( 29075 ) * on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:22PM (#50487815)

    The critical question for such a determination is:
    --Do you have anything else you can get get cheaply?
    This very much alters the outcome. Por ejemplo: Given the inexpensiveness of wide screen monitors, the old 17" are thick on the ground at a couple of my work places, used only by interns. If your middle class folk can get you a heap of them for near-free, then yes, the Raspberry Pi2 will work well and keyboards and older mice are found in the same filing cabinet drawers. The Pi2 addresses shortage of CPU that was painful in the previous versions. It's very usable.
    --Do you have shop class at a local school that can make you some cases?
    http://lifehacker.com/make-an-... [lifehacker.com]
    --Are you looking for an amazing set of projects your kids can do?
    https://www.raspberrypi.org/ma... [raspberrypi.org]

    If you can't get the monitors cheap/free, then the Pi and even $80 worth of monitor have brought you into the Chromebook range.

    At that juncture you have to choose your poison. If you want consistent and easy to maintain, you'll need to purchase large batches of new chromebooks. If you have a little technical know how, you can pick them up in the $120's all day on ebay and as refurbs on woot.

  • >> 3) Students can't be assumed to have the technical know-how to fix up a Salvation Army computer

    This is the cheapest option. For $50 you can get a working computer, with monitor. If you think that's rough, think of all the gummed-up, malware-laden computers that the 85%-ers have at home. Yet somehow, they muddle through enough to keep basic word processing, youtube videos, and internet searches working.

    >> (I wouldn't mind helping out a bit, but I don't want to turn into tech support)

    If you

    • Re: (Score:2, Insightful)

      by McLae ( 606725 )
      Designate several students as tech support for extra credit. Best way to learn is by doing (For some folks). Show the 'support' kids. Let them get the other kids up and running.
      • Designate several students as tech support for extra credit. Best way to learn is by doing (For some folks). Show the 'support' kids. Let them get the other kids up and running.

        Absolutely. The kids probably know more than OP, or will shortly.

        Nothing wrong with a Goodwill computer. Heck, down at the town dump, you can probably get two for free and make one working one out of them.
        The idea is not to get caught in the middle, with a stockroom full on non-functional donated computers. Get the kids to act as clearinghouse for
        old computers.

        Run Linux on it.

    • Re: (Score:3, Informative)

      by Anonymous Coward

      also check local county government surplus sales. I got some pentium 4HT computers 1g ram that were wiped with 15 inch lcd mouse and keyboard for ~$25

      • Re:Option #3 (Score:5, Informative)

        by Forgefather ( 3768925 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @02:37PM (#50488613)

        Came here to say this. Add to that local universities and large companies. Both will probably give you relative discounts if you direct business towards them and in many cases they are going to throw away the old machines anyway. My old university had a lot of money, but also had closets full of old Pentium and core 2 duo machines that they had no idea how to get rid of. Craigslist is also your friend.

        Used computers are probably the best way to go if you are looking for a machine for sub $50, and I doubt you will be able to go down to 20 unless you or the kids are willing to go dumpster diving for parts or are really lucky.

        The other alternative is to do what I did growing up without a computer with typed document requirements. Get to school before class and stay after to type up the documents at the library computers. Just a simple thumb drive allowed me to save all of my documents. I never even owned my own computer until High School (in the late 2000's). If I didn't have time in school I would draft the documents by hand and just transcribe them in the mornings.

    • Some charities also do a good job, for example Good WIll will clean up the computer, put a clean windows install and make sure it's essentially serviceable and properly licensed.

      http://www.goodwilldenver.org/... [goodwilldenver.org]

    • by Ungrounded Lightning ( 62228 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:58PM (#50488257) Journal

      If the computer is working at all, the following tricks might make it like-new:

      Open it up and vacuum out the dust. Dust accumulates, especially in the CPU heatsinks, over years, causing them to overheat. For a long time the CPUs have had circuitry that slows the clock to reduce the heat - and thus slows the machine way down, which may be why it was finally abandoned. Suck out the dust and the CPU will be back to its full speed.

      Replacing the BIOS backup battery is good, too, as it may be nearing end-of-life - especially as the machine sat on the shelf waiting for a new home. Also: A little time with the battery out may clear out oddball BIOS settings in older BIOS chips that are battery-backed-RAM, rather than flash, based.

      If the keyboard is dirty or a little flakey, try washing it with clean (better yet, distilled) water and drying it thoroughly. As long as you don't power it while it's still moist, and don't use hot water or the heated drying cycle in a dishwaher, you won't corrode anything.

      Then installing Linux from a live disk, with the use-full-disk options, will clean out any malware and give them a modern, supported, OS with a good and easy to use word processor (Open Office) for free.

  • Not sure you can get cheaper than the mentioned chromebooks, even if there were a good 20 dollar option you'd still need a keyboard, mouse and monitor at minimum.
  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:25PM (#50487841)

    Students who don't own/can't afford computers almost certainly don't have/can't internet access either so there's not much point in finding an ultra-cheap one when the service cost would be a much bigger issue (with a $20 computer, internet access in most places costs more than that EVERY MONTH).

    • You can get 1.5 Mbps broadband from comcast or centurytel for $10/month.

      https://apply.internetessentia... [internetessentials.com]
      http://www.centurylink.com/hom... [centurylink.com]

      • So what? (Score:5, Insightful)

        by s.petry ( 762400 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @02:05PM (#50488317)

        You can get 1.5 Mbps broadband from comcast or centurytel for $10/month.

        https://apply.internetessentia... [internetessentials.com] http://www.centurylink.com/hom... [centurylink.com]

        The 10.00 per month is meaningless to a family who is in poverty. "It's only 10.00" sounds really good when you are not in poverty. I came from poverty so know what it's like not to be able to eat because I had a bill to pay.

        Perhaps you are volunteering to pay some of those 10.00/month fees for families and I just misunderstand, but you can call me a skeptic.

    • Somewhat wrong. Perhaps mostly wrong.

      There are a large number of open wifi connections in the USA, and some students would be able to benefit from these.

      Also, a student with a $5 thumb drive can do his internet research at the library, or on a school computer or a friend's computer, and sneakernet to and from his home computer. We managed this kind of thing in the 1980s and it is much easier to now, since floppy disks have been replaced by thumb drives.

  • But some old PCs (Score:2, Interesting)

    by Anonymous Coward

    I have a core 2 duo from 2007, its more than enough for what your students have to do, it even runs Windows 10 if it is needed and it costs nothing.

    Full disclaimer: I'm teaching applied maths and CS and I design some of my courses on that computer so believe me it is more than enough.

  • by avandesande ( 143899 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:27PM (#50487861) Journal

    I would assume that if they didn't have a computer home they probably don't have a connection either.

  • by butchersong ( 1222796 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:28PM (#50487867)
    Sounds like you either need the school at the administrative level to have a policy that students need to have a cheap laptop (not unreasonable) provided by school or parents or you need to let your english students use their pencils and papers. I would think that reasonably legible handwriting would be a good skill to have and if they are going to learn that anywhere it is in english class.
    • by Moof123 ( 1292134 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:46PM (#50488097)

      This.

      If your English class requires a computer, you have likely missed the point.

      Bear in mind that once Johny has an El Cheapo computer, he likely will be far behind on computer skills. His house will likely not have an internet connection as well. He may fall far behind after wasting more time on computer skill rather than reading and writing. Sending students to a bunch of online videos and texts may be trendy, but it is likely not actually helping your students.

      • Sending students to a bunch of online videos and texts may be trendy, but it is likely not actually helping your students.

        I disagree.

        I think there's a lot of potential in "flipping the classroom", where lectures are watched at home and class time is used for interactive discussions and the work normally done at home. Upper level English courses don't really benefit as much because those tend to have very little lecture component to them anyway, but standard high school English courses which cover a lot of material like parts of speech, sentence diagramming, essay and poetry structure, etc., do include plenty of lectures whic

        • by alexander_686 ( 957440 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @02:48PM (#50488731)

          I will disagree, and I would argue that computers should not be intruded into this classroom.

          I tutor inner-city kids. Common issues are highly mobile families, poverty, English as a second language, and refuge status. They are academically behind their peers. Their parents are unsophisticated or put little emphasis on education. Throwing even modest obstacles can derail them.

          I get why computers are important to education. However, this has to be a school wide initiative, not a classroom one.

  • by geekmux ( 1040042 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:31PM (#50487893)

    The true cost of that computer asset does not start and stop with that one-time purchase.

    I think you might also be overlooking the fact that these families don't have a computer because they also cannot afford the $40+/month for broadband internet access to take advantage of all the online resources you wish to present to your students.

    And trying to keep that cost fixed by using a computer offline 100% of the time is rather pointless in today's environment.

  • by DoofusOfDeath ( 636671 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:31PM (#50487895)

    "Cheapest Functional Computer For Students?"

    An Arduino running Haskel?

  • by pavon ( 30274 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:34PM (#50487921)

    Are any of my assumptions wrong? Are there any other options I'm not considering?

    Yes, you shouldn't design your curriculum assuming students will have limitless access to a computer and internet. Don't have paper turned in online, print out resources to pass out to the student, show the videos in class, and make the amount of typing such that it can be done on school/library computers without excessive burden. There is nothing about learning the English language that requires a computer.

    • by tlambert ( 566799 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @02:16PM (#50488419)

      Exactly this. Rethink your curriculum.

      "I assign papers that must be typed, I have papers turned in online, and I plan to freely refer to texts, videos, and other resources that are available online."

      Don't do this. Don't force them to type, don't force them to turn in online, don't refer to text, videos, or other online resources, unless you also offer library resources that allow them to reference the materials without buying a computer and paying for internet connectivity.

      "This gives an extra disadvantage to students that may be from the poorer end of the strata, and also means extra inefficiency for me, as I have to make allowances for students who don't have a computer available at home."

      Yes. So cut it out. You are unnecessarily disadvantaging them for your own convenience.

      P.S.: If someone is using a computer with a spelling and grammar correction capability, how will you catch students with learning disabilities so that they can get help sooner rather than later? How are you going to detect copy and paste plagiarism, if it's possible to copy and paste?

  • Yes I will probably be modded down , but they have programs for educators and low income students and have been known to donate netbooks and tablets like their atom surfaces which are hybrids

  • by powerlord ( 28156 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:37PM (#50487965) Journal

    1) Find old Salvation army computers and toss linux on them. This option is probably the cheapest but requires the most time sink from someone to set up.

    2) Go for something like http://www.amazon.com/CanaKit-... [amazon.com] (if you can find cheap/free monitors/keyboards/mice). If you can overcome the expense of the monitors/keyboards/mice (find cheap supply or have them donated), this is probably the best time/cost option. The number of parts are really small, and the kits can probably be pre-assembled on a sunday with volunteer labor if you are afraid putting them together might be too much for the students.

    3) Otherwise, as you noted, you're in Chromebook territory. Perhaps a fundraiser/sponsorship or some way of trying to subsidize them for the whole class might bring the cost per unit down into the more affordable range for your under-privaleged students (without single them out)?

  • by Psychofreak ( 17440 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:38PM (#50487977) Journal

    A smartphone and a blue tooth keyboard is fully capable of what you ask, as long as the videos and websites are capable. The headache will be on your end with supporting several different word processors, as the better ones are not free, and there are several respectable free choices including Google Docs.

    So what does this offer? The middle class American child already has a smartphone, or their parents do. Pretty high power devices are also available as the "low end" option, and older devices are capable so a castoff or hand-me-down phone that is in good shape will do the job quite well (yes, batteries need replaced about every 2 years). All smart phones have wifi access without having phone service turned on. This means that they can use wifi at the coffee shop or use data on their parents' devices for the actual submission.

    Bluetooth keyboards start at about $25.
    A prepaid smartphone is about $50 for the device.
    Yes, this operates on the assumption that the student has access to a good smartphone (with or without service), and can get wifi access via local businesses.

    Try this before you expect your students to use it, they will expect you to support them technically.

  • My feeling is that a Raspberry Pi is about the best option you're going to find. This is what it was designed for, after all.

    Yes, you need at least a power supply and a flash card to make it work. Those will cost a few dollars extra. You can live without a case for a while if you're careful with it. The mouse and keyboard are generic items that can usually be scrounged up somewhere. Then use a TV for the monitor, just like we did back in the old Atari and Commodore days.

    It's true that the Pi is a "some

    • My feeling is that a Raspberry Pi is about the best option you're going to find. This is what it was designed for, after all.

      Agreed, they're known systems unlike whatever one could dumpster dive (in many places you are NOT going to find computers dumpster diving) or get at goodwill...if your goodwill/resale shop even has any computers. Some don't take them in.

      Yes, you need at least a power supply and a flash card to make it work. Those will cost a few dollars extra. You can live without a case for a while if you're careful with it. The mouse and keyboard are generic items that can usually be scrounged up somewhere. Then use a TV for the monitor, just like we did back in the old Atari and Commodore days.

      powerlord above mentions this kit, which comes with practically everything except a Pi 2 composite cable for those who don't have a display with HDMI:

      http://www.amazon.com/CanaKit-... [amazon.com]

      Then use a TV for the monitor, just like we did back in the old Atari and Commodore days.

      (classic insensitive clod joke follows) I use a TV for monitor now you insensitive clod!

      It's true that the Pi is a "some assembly required" system, but at least every system is the same and there are tutorial manuals available

      T

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  • by khb ( 266593 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:41PM (#50488013)

    " I assign papers that must be typed, I have papers turned in online, and I plan to freely refer to texts, videos, and other resources that are available online."

    Typed could be done with a typewriter. The onus is on YOU to scan if you need electrons. While it certainly is harder, having to think before typing can provide the student with some benefits as well!

    Provide pointers to offline texts that should suffice (books, libraries, etc. still exist).

    Videos and other resources can be viewed, when they have access at school, library, or tablet (Amazon is rumored to have a $50 one in the wings).

    Since you aren't teaching at an elite private school, make sure that you aren't depriving your students of the chance to learn!

  • Not too long ago it used to be possible to send hand-written manuscripts to publishers. Admittedly, these times are mostly gone, but for classes handwriting still should be good enough. Unless you're too lazy to correct handwritten assignments or confuse writing skills with nice formatting.

    • That being said, the cheapest option is probably to go for refurbished old laptops. When they come from an enterprise they are often in a surprisingly good state. I'm doing all my daily work on a Thinkpad Z61.

  • Will take some doing but it can be done, you give them a dumb screen with enough of a processor to connect to a central box that you manage. Assuming they have internet access. I once looked into it but got side tracked but there is plenty of on-line know how for the do it yourselfer or you can pay some one to set it for you and learn by watching. You could even do an ask slashdot on *that*. If you need portable, which I am guessing your internet solution will drive you to, this wont be much of an option

  • Actually there are a few options, especially if you already have a screen or TV.

    Raspberry PI 2 starts at 50 USD - any power supply will do, and a basic keyboard and mouse are cheap.

    Intel Atom based compute sticks with full Windows start at a similar price.

    7" or 8" tablets are a bit more, but more useful, too. Some have HDMI.

    Used laptops can be very cheap, especially the Windows XP generation.

    Finally most kids have a phone? Old Androids start at about 50 USD.

    Internet access may be a problem, under 100 USD a

  • by Anonymous Coward on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:47PM (#50488109)

    You are an English teacher.

    There is absolutely zero need to have everything typed as a matter of fact you are doing the kids a disservice here because they need to learn how to write legibly.

    There is zero need to have the papers turned in online.

    If they need to research online then they can and should use the library.

    The English/Literature classes are classes where paper should still rule.

  • by westlake ( 615356 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @01:48PM (#50488125)

    I assign papers that must be typed, I have papers turned in online, and I plan to freely refer to texts, videos, and other resources that are available online. This gives an extra disadvantage to students that may be from the poorer end of the strata, and also means extra inefficiency for me, as I have to make allowances for students who don't have a computer available at home.

    In other words, you've build your entire course around the experience and resources of the middle class student and what is convenient for you. You are looking for a quick. cheap, feel-good, solution that ignores --- among other things --- the problem of Internet access for the poor and their lack of experience online.

  • I wonder if you'll be forced to suck it up and join the time-honored crap-fest of grant proposal writing.

  • Hi,

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    you can get these for down to 60 - 90â (1$ = 0,89â)
    sometimes along with the docking station or even with a 15,4" / 1650x1080 TFT

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    Apply an unofficial SATA2 patch install a solidstate drive and you have a boost.

    x86-netbooks
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  • https://www.kickstarter.com/pr... [kickstarter.com]

    Failing that, why not "ubid.com?" after all, their TV commercials claim you can buy a Macbook there for twenty bucks!

    Then, when you can't, sue them for false advertising, and use your windfall to purchase all the kids some laptops.

  • Microcenter has these for $60, $80 on Amazon. Quad core Bay Trail with built-in display, full Windows 8, Office 365 for a year, microSD slot and microHDMI out. Don't like Win8? Nuke it and put a Linux distro on there. It won't get much easier or cheaper than that from a practical perspective.
  • I'd love to see something for $20 that any student could afford easily, or perhaps I could just gift to a few students.

    $20 is simply not realistic for new gear.

    1) The very cheapest Chromebooks are also in the $170 range.

    $170 will get you an HP Stream 11.6 with a celeron, 2GB ram, 32GB SSD and windows 10. Better than chromebook I think. And I see $140-$150 for a chromebook. At least in the US on amazon.

    2) Android Sticks have been around for a while, and do cost in the $20 range, but don't seem to have matured into a generally usable technology. Surprisingly, there doesn't seem to be a community effort to easily turn these Android sticks into Ubuntu/Mint sticks.

    And they'd need peripherals.

    3) Students can't be assumed to have the technical know-how to fix up a Salvation Army computer (I wouldn't mind helping out a bit, but I don't want to turn into tech support)

    Which would be inevitable.

    4) A Raspberry Pi costs $70 once you include a case/power supply/etc, and students would receive a big bag of parts.

    Does that 'etc' even get them a screen? Are peripherals free?

    5) Cheap Windows Tablets have glitches, and don't have an HDMI out.

    They need HDMI out? To connect them to what exactly? They don't have $140 for a chromebook, but they have $100+ HDMI monitors, and $30 bluetooth keyboards?

    6) There isn't a good solution to using a cell phone as a desktop computer.

    Because current

  • If they have a TV, then all they need is this: Rasberry PI. $30
    USB Keyboard $1
    USB Mouse $1
    SD Card $1
    Micro USB Cell phone charger $5
    You have a fully functional Linux desktop computer.
    Sure you can spend more and get a better computer, but this one will get it done on the cheap.
  • They can be had at Walmart for ~$180:

    http://www.walmart.com/ip/HP-1... [walmart.com]

    Microsoft Office 365 is on these for a year or students can use the free Google office apps. Students that don't have Internet at home can go to a public library after school or on weekends or visit a McDonalds, Starbucks or other place where free Internet is available. Generally, one does not need to buy anything to use the free internet in those places. Depending on where you live and your local ISP providers (Comcast), if incom
  • Hmmm ... (Score:5, Insightful)

    by gstoddart ( 321705 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @02:00PM (#50488277) Homepage

    I've started a second career, teaching English at a High School in a middle class area. While the large majority of students have a computer and internet access at home, about 10-15% do not. I assign papers that must be typed, I have papers turned in online, and I plan to freely refer to texts, videos, and other resources that are available online. This gives an extra disadvantage to students that may be from the poorer end of the strata, and also means extra inefficiency for me, as I have to make allowances for students who don't have a computer available at home.

    At the end of the day, you can't demand parents buy computers or can provide access.

    Unless there was a stipulation that the kids have it, you might be stuck.

    So, maybe we can rephrase the question: I'm a complete prat who is going to insist my students have access to computers even if they don't now, what's the best way to do this?

    Maybe you need to be having this discussion with your principal and/or school board. You simply decreeing students get computers might not actually mean anything other than you want it to be the case, and no matter how good your intentions are it might not be possible.

    People living hand to mouth don't need some teacher telling them they need to buy a damned computer.

    This whole question smacks of someone who is a little clueless and out of touch with reality due to not enough real experience.

  • In our school district, it's all Apple stuff -- iPads for students, and a lot of Apple hardware in the libraries and so on. I'm guessing Apple has a pretty steep educational discount, as our district isn't particularly wealthy (we aren't particularly poor, either). The vendor is kind of a secondary consideration to the curriculum, though -- and the teachers and staff integrated the Apple stuff into the curriculum so they are using the same applications across the district, so instruction is consistent and a

  • by Toshito ( 452851 ) on Wednesday September 09, 2015 @02:15PM (#50488413)

    The only DIY paper computer! Turing complete*

    *with an infinite strip of paper, not included

    • How about public libraries? Every one I've seen in the last 10 years has public access PC's. Those are free. Convenience isn't always great, but it beats the heck out of $170. Find out where all the branches in your district are, and hand out a sheet with that to your students (Bonus: Libraries are a good safeish space to do homework in. Even some of your wealthy students may not have that at home)
    • Don't assume $170, or $100, or even $20 is no burden. "Middle-class neighborhood" or no, I guarantee you that
  • Even students without traditional computers at home likely have very servicable smart phones in their pockets. Fairly capable smartphones are available at very low prices or free with contract. There's even the so-called "Obama Phones" (cheap phones and cell service offered to various government assistance recipients) that some students may have.

    With that in mind think about how you can get them to use those devices they already have to not only access resources but do their homework. Do some research to fi

  • Go to the source (China)

    7" Android tablet ($25.73)

    http://www.aliexpress.com/item... [aliexpress.com]

    Tablet case with built in keyboard ($4.97)

    http://www.aliexpress.com/item... [aliexpress.com]

    Under $35 and they are usable, my wife and daughter have used them a lot. ;)

    I have several around the house used for general browsing, remote controls for the Kodi systems, and e-book readers.

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